#it doesn't help that i'm hungry

[foolsdiamond]

here's the epilogue ideas i dont know if i will actually turn into content

concept: either a series of snapchats a-la the homestuck ending, or a series of ctrl+alt+del format comic strips because i like those

Getting Jake new clothes

Dirk: Thank god I’ve learned literally every skill, including sewing/tailoring Jake: What are you talking about, why is this relevant. Dirk: Your clothes are torn and disgusting and not to mention ill-fitting.  Come with me into the city, where I can dress you up into something more proper. Jake: Gross

A scene of them in Lotak just. Filled with dirks in various peasant costumes doing various peasant jobs

Dirk successfully gets Jake in a properly fitted suit.

Jake flexes and rips the sleeves off immediately.  Dirk’s gay heart can’t take it.

Jake teaching Dirk things too

Maybe how to shoot a gun

About how politics have changed in the outside world

Jake just ranting to Dirk about his many adventures slaying other vampires; it cuts to “This one’s asleep?!” because. The dirk listening fell asleep.

Obligatory GangBang joke

Obligatory Jake gets banged by several dirks at once joke

ALSO Jake sparring with multiple dirks at once

COULD be combined into one, like those old plastic holo trading cards that would show one image and then the other; it’s a bunch of dirks with swords launching themselves at jake, but you rotate it 20 degrees and now they’re all naked and holding dildos.

[gearbox-doll]

... Thinking about vampire!Killua

Don't ask why

[thedawningofthehour]

Imagine the twins giving Raph edibles or something (on purpose or not) and get him high without his knowledge, except he's so massive and drug-resistant that he can't even tell he's high.

Now imagine a Raph with the munchies.

[wizardnuke]

i understand this is like. objectively a wild thing to bitch about when yr average woman wants to lose weight but it is really so fucking bizarre and disheartening to be asked "how are you so skinny how do you do it" by women who are really honestly beautiful and healthy and i am genuinely so jealous of their bodies' ability to maintain some semblance of body fat. i have to say "i wish i weighed more" and they look at me like i'm crazy and then i have to say "every time i manage to gain 5-10lbs i inexplicably get really sick and lose all the weight i gained and it's a vicious cycle of never really feeling healthy" and that's not the answer they want to hear and they still don't understand why i want to gain weight and like. hhhh. makes me sad. i love you you're so pretty and i am chronically ill

[filet-o-feelings]

Just spent way too much money on delivery because I was finally hungry after feeling awful since I got here, and as soon as it was delivered the cramps and nausea came back full force 😭

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

I hate it when you're going back on a month(s) old WIP and you have NO IDEA what was the main point of it cause past you didn't write out a cheat sheet for future writing 😔

[girlitfeelsgood]

Why am I like this

[trans-phone-eater]

I should NOT have chosen this username. The urge to bite through my phone feeling the glass and electronics splinter and break apart is getting kind of hard to resist

[kelbunny]

I wish I was given more morning or evening shifts. Midday shifts end up making me the most irritable and tired.

[glittercorvid]

recently started experiencing the sensation of hunger again and i know it's good for me but also being hungry is so goddamn obnoxious

[garlic-and-cloves]

Caffeine is magic really

[sideblogforcrimpy-plus]

"And how is it having Gideon around?"

"You can have him back whenever you'd like."

[slippery-minghus]

oh no. i feel like if i do not consume an entire load of bread in the very near future i will simply cease to exist.

[monster-noises]

Making dinner as soon as I get home from work is definitely The Move in terms of like.. effective scheduling and getting my ass in bed at a reasonable hour

But hooooooo boy

By the time i get gome from work and spend the time and energy cooking dinner it's like 6pm

And my lunch is at like... 11am

So i really start to Flag as i'm plating things up there Hoo boy

[running-in-the-dark]

have stopped taking my antidepressant (that I took to be able to fall asleep), and for now I will just. sleep when my body decides to sleep. so I slept from like 22:00 to 2:00 so far, and now I'm not tired so I won't force myself to sleep. if I get tired during the day, I'll sleep then.

I can work on fixing my sleep schedule once I know if I'm able to sleep at all/enough at this point 🤷

[mynameisbillandimaheadcase]

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