#it couldn't

[wildfiresofchaos]

"I'd love to live inside your head"

No you wouldn't, seriously... Inside my brain there's a beautiful meadow, it's all whimsical and shit ya know real fairytale stuff and nothing can hurt you in a fairytale right? Wrong. Under this gorgeous field is an infinite number of landmines and you have no idea where any of them are.

Why not just stand in the single patch of grass you spawned on? Because if you do nothing for too long you die that's why, so you gotta move forward, good job you spawned with the immune to landmines ability isn't it?

Again no. While you can't actually be killed by one it will render your avatar completely frozen for an undetermined amount of time, okay that's not too bad... Wrong Again! Remember if you do nothing for too long you die? Yeah that's also an undetermined amount of time too, so you spend the whole time you're frozen convinced if it lasts a second more you'll die.

Now what happens if you somehow make it across the field? Well then it's great there's loads of other worlds for you to explore behind an infinite amount of doors. Some you can stay inside for an hour, some a week, and a few give you a few months break from the minefield meadow. But there a some doors that will just teleport you straight back to the middle of the field, and even worse sometimes it's the doors to your favourite worlds.

Yeah my head isn't a fairytale landscape of whimsy at all, it's a majestic minefield meadow surrounded by hundreds of thousands of millions of doors that keep you alive by being opened but at any point any of the doors could send you back into the minefield. Sometimes it rains, sometimes it snows and sometimes the sun shines deliciously with a calming breeze almost convincing you that the beautiful meadow surrounding you on all sides is nothing but innocence and whimsy, a paradise without pain, suffering or hardships.

Oh and all your actions inside both the minefield meadow and the many worlds you explore have consequences on those you love and care about, your friends, your family, your colleagues and even total strangers but I won't get into those.

~ CJ ~

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[sheepydraws]

The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

[ayo-edebiri]

#Elmo's so real

[daily-crabbys]

This Friday's meme is: the perfect being

[hansoeii]

butch wolverine, anyone?

[varilien]

am i blanchin?

girl we blanchin!!

HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!

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[soaptaculart]

Postcanon Farcille indulgence

[bluebeesknees]

Public Nuisance Nr.1

[kensatou]

MONKEY MAN (2024)

[nariarts]

Spent a ridiculous amount of time last night obsessively editing my hand written zines in Photoshop to take away any tiny blemishes so they were definitely readable.

Whatever. Understand or don't.

[problemnyatic]

the steven universe hate is insane bc people are (or at least were) more upset that fictional war criminals got fictional hugs than they recognize that it singlehandedly advanced queer rep in children's media by lightyears and then straight up ate heavy retaliation for the nerve.

It does have real flaws that are worth discussing, but it also put their male protagonist in dresses and skirts and played it straight and even empowering, they aired a lesbian wedding on television, it was a genuinely queer, genuinely diverse piece of media through and through. It did a lot of real good for the real world.

But also the fictional characters caused fictional harm to other fictional characters, and didn't get an onscreen firing squad sentence. So, you know, it's basically ontologically evil in real life.

[littleguysdaily]

[specterthief]

humbling

[linkcharacter]

mouthwashing epic rap battle