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I want to have sex with Bill Clinton sooo badly. He's hot. Whenever I see him I get so aroused. I just can't help it. Especially when I see photos from when he was President. He was soo sexy back then. I wish I was a White House intern during his presidency. I would be making sooo many excuses on why I have to be around him. I would like totally suck his dick. But I would want to do even more than just suck him off, too. I would want to be bent over the Resolute Desk, gripping the edge of it while he fucks me. That would be soooo hot. That's my biggest fantasy ever. Obviously, it can't happen, but I love thinking about it.
I want to have sex with Bill Clinton sooo badly. He's hot. Whenever I see him I get so aroused. I just can't help it. Especially when I see photos from when he was President. He was soo sexy back then. I wish I was a White House intern during his presidency. I would be making sooo many excuses on why I have to be around him. I would like totally suck his dick. But I would want to do even more than just suck him off, too. I would want to be bent over the Resolute Desk, gripping the edge of it while he fucks me. That would be soooo hot. That's my biggest fantasy ever. Obviously, it can't happen, but I love thinking about it.
#🍰 ask#I want to have sex with Bill Clinton sooo badly. He's hot. Whenever I see him I get so aroused. I just can't help it. Especially when I see#photos from when he was President. He was soo sexy back then. I wish I was a White House intern during his presidency. I would be making soo#o many excuses on why I have to be around him. I would like totally suck his dick. But I would want to do even more than just suck him off#too. I would want to be bent over the Resolute Desk#gripping the edge of it while he fucks me. That would be soooo hot. That's my biggest#antasy ever. Obviously#it can't happen#but I love thinking about it.
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I could think of no better way to share the news than this!
So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.
Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.
Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!
Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)
He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!
I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!
Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:
#personal#okay to reblog#my cat#cat people#honestly i can't believe this#like it happened to me and it still feels so fanciful and unreal#like something out of a children's story book or something#he's such a good boy!#he purrs like a motorbike and loves his brushy!!!#edited to add the flag because terfs found this post#people that hate my existence don't get to celebrate my cat
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Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...
#he just turned 24 yo#I can't imagine how many dreams aborted by what's happening#please do watch the whole interview#motaz azaiza#free palestine#gaza
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*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick
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oh no
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Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2
Neil Gaiman: Yes
Prime Video: What‘s the Story?
Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.
Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with.
Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?
Prime Video: Yes?
Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.
Prime Video: Aaaand?
Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love.
Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?
Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love.
#you can't convince me this isn't what happened#good omens#neil gaiman#crowley#aziraphale#good omens 2#anthony j crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#aziraphale x crowley#good omens season 2#prime video#ineffable idiots
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(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)
#MY GIRLLLLLLLL <333333 you're doing amazing sweetie kill them all you deserve to#anyway. coping mechanism. the problems in my life i could solve if society just let me have a death note#this show really is an exercise in patience and suffering i get SO squicked out#by how much the horrible characters and situations mirror the insanity of what's happening in real life#also the revelation that some of the actors are Exactly as shitty as their characters are is. ugh.#but every time i'm like okay i can't take it i need to stop to protect my headspace#i think of kimiko and am like.... no... i need to see my gir....#hope karen gets jucy roles in other shows too PLEASE#the boys#kimiko miyashiro#karen fukuhara#theboysedit#tvedit
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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#writing#writer things#writeblr#meme#aaahh#writing meme#heeeellpppp#id in alt text#can't continue being in progress if the foundation isn't sound anymore#this is about static house as something new and more interesting just came to me abd makes more sense too but aah to rework it all#i must i feel i must#it's happened with others too of course but stilll
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This is petty fandom salt, BUT... I've been chewing on this phenomenon that I've been calling "Fandom's Darling". It is related to things like "Author's Darling" and "Mary Sue / Gary Stu" and "Protagonist Halo" and all that jazz, where one character gains a peculiar narrative weight in a story.
"Author's Darling" is when a writer has a favorite character, and the world and all other characters sort of get... warped to put the Darling in the spotlight. It's most noticeable in TV shows with multiple writers, when a character you personally like suddenly has their previous characterization destroyed to make another character look good somehow. Every other character might become weirdly incompetent. The Darling's feelings are treated as The Most Important Feelings in any given situation. The logic of the fictional world seems broken past suspension of disbelief in order to validate this one character's beliefs or skillset or some other fantasy. And so on.
"Fandom's Darling" is what I've been calling the pattern where a fandom essentially crowns a New Protagonist for their fanfiction stories (it's often a side character rather than the original protagonist, but it can also happen to protagonists). This character becomes the self-insert for all sorts of indulgent fantasies, gaining special powers or backstories, and/or becoming the focus of extreme whump, and/or hooking up with all the various hotties, starring in all sorts of tropey AUs, and so on. They're not always an obvious Mary Sue version of themselves, but the character's original personality and interpersonal relationships tend to get warped or dropped completely, and other characters tend to become a little flat around them. I call it "Fandom's Darling" because it's not just one self-indulgent fantasy fic (you do you! Have fun!) with characterization choices that I don't vibe with (I have neither the time nor the desire nor the authority to police anything, I am just venting), but rather a prolific mini-fandom of sorts revolving around this empty doll / fanon version of the chosen vessel character, so it becomes a little unavoidable.
I am salty about this (mildly frustrated) (imagine a soft sigh of disappointment before I just go do something else) because you are FUCKED if you actually liked the canonical version of this character and their interpersonal relationships. It's almost worse than liking an obscure character that no one cares about. There's about a thousand fics starring your fave, but maybe only about a dozen of them are actually rooted in any kind of recognisable canon.
#I didn't watch Teen Wolf but I know this happened to that Stiles character#I'm not active in any DC fandom but it looks like this happened to Tim Drake and to a lesser extent Dick and Jason#In prequels-era Star Wars it seems to be Obi-Wan; he's the spark/focus of this post here; bring back his flaws I like that he kind of sucks#sometimes a Fandom's Darling comes out of an Author's Darling! usually Fandom's are vessels to fuck the “hottest guy” available though#I will probably turn reblogs off if this spreads too far because I really don't care if people write Mary Sue fanfic; can't cast that stone#squinting at every “intersex” tag like Inigo Montoya: “I don't think that means what you think it means.”#honestly the fantasy intersex thing is a separate & more serious post; but the fandom usage is a red/yellow flag for me when searching#tossawary fandom#fandom's darling
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"You'd be living in a castle with food and medicine and trained squirrels to tend to your every need."
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#i can't believe i zeroed in on ice marceline in ep6 and literally nothing else#their situation intrigues me what the hell happened we will never know#adventure time#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#marceline abadeer#the winter king#fanart#digital art#my art
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don bluth films occupy a weird space because he's both inarguably an auteur who directs very strange, earnest, often "ugly" films but also a guy who near exclusively made movies for 8 year olds in the home video era. so basically everything he's ever done is a grimy, dreamy rumination on death and spirituality and has a direct to video sequel called something like secret of nimh 2: mrs. brisby's holiday adventure
#this happens to a lot of family films obviously#but i can't really think of another director that has a familiar divide between a very stylistic and thematically specific body of work#and direct to video kids movie-quality sequels#the sequels to musker and clements films don't really have the same severe difference in tone to the originals#what happened to neverending story didn't happen to every wolfgang peterson movie#etc
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It moves me to tears sometimes that 90s Bill Clinton will never be thrusting in me. I want him sooo bad.
It moves me to tears sometimes that 90s Bill Clinton will never be thrusting in me. I want him sooo bad.
I want to have sex with Bill Clinton sooo badly. He's hot. Whenever I see him I get so aroused. I just can't help it. Especially when I see photos from when he was President. He was soo sexy back then. I wish I was a White House intern during his presidency. I would be making sooo many excuses on why I have to be around him. I would like totally suck his dick. But I would want to do even more than just suck him off, too. I would want to be bent over the Resolute Desk, gripping the edge of it while he fucks me. That would be soooo hot. That's my biggest fantasy ever. Obviously, it can't happen, but I love thinking about it.
#🍰 ask#It moves me to tears sometimes that 90s Bill Clinton will never be thrusting in me. I want him sooo bad.#I want to have sex with Bill Clinton sooo badly. He's hot. Whenever I see him I get so aroused. I just can't help it. Especially when I see#photos from when he was President. He was soo sexy back then. I wish I was a White House intern during his presidency. I would be making soo#o many excuses on why I have to be around him. I would like totally suck his dick. But I would want to do even more than just suck him off#too. I would want to be bent over the Resolute Desk#gripping the edge of it while he fucks me. That would be soooo hot. That's my biggest f#antasy ever. Obviously#it can't happen#but I love thinking about it.
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I hate how fandom has become "if you haven't created anything in this very specific time frame after the release of the show/movie, everyone will have moved on"
And call me old fashioned, but that's just not me. I sometimes take ages to create and publish. And I will love a show or movie for such a long time (years, babes, years) that I just can't relate to the fast consumerism that's going on.
Because, let's be real, it can get really lonely in a fandom if most have simply moved on to the next shiny thing. Is what's created less worth, just because it was created outside the hype? Why is it such a taboo for this new fandom generation to love an old or "late" fic or art?
It's so tiring and I'm too old for the 30-seconds-hype-tiktok-shit. Just tired. So, so tired.
#semi rant#cry into the void#and no i'm not shaming young ppl in general#it's this new wave of people entering fandom which can happen at any age lbr#and I don't understand them nor do I want to atp#if you're wondering why you can't rb anymore: I switched it off bcuz people can't fucking read and piss me off with their dumb additions
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I think people sometimes misunderstand why we come up with such elaborate justifications for shipping two characters together. I don't justify my ships because I feel that I need to; I justify my ships because squinting at the published canon with furrowed brow and asking myself "okay, how exactly would this work?" is my idea of a good time.
#life#fandom#fanfic#shipping#canon#contemplative beard-stroking may also prove constructive should one happen to be equipped to do so#it's not about being right#it's about the fact that you can't prove me wrong
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The universal gm facepalm
#brian murphy#matthew mercer#brennan lee mulligan#aabria iyengar#critical role#dimension 20#naddpod#had to use a pic of murph as a player because can't see his face on a podcast#burrow's end#a starstruck odyseey#the fact that the last two happened during the same season says a lot about it
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trans women are everywhere and are so eager to be seen and heard but only if they feel safe around you. if you hardly ever have trans women interacting with you, especially online, then consider there might be a reason for that and you should address it
#the same thing happens with black people#black people are everywhere! especially online! black gay and black trans people!#but when your community is suspiciously devoid of them then theres something wrong and you need to acknowledge it#even if its not intentional you need to think about how theres minority groups who do not feel safe around you at face value#this is why loud and outright support and solidarity is so important#black people and trans people and etc minority groups will assume you are unsafe unless you explicitly state otherwise#you can't just sit there and say 'well they didnt approach us so its not our fault for not including them!'#like did you TRY to get them to approach you??#cy texts
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