#it becomes a game of 'how spectacularly can my dragon bewilder imperium and also cause massive property damage'
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I think there’s some real untapped comedy potential between Imperium and the Ninja’s crazy abilities and history.
Like, the Ninja can summon elemental dragons. Does anyone remember that? Conquering their fears and summoning dragons? This is like, prime bait and switch material here.
Picture this. Imperium is trying to steal dragons. They found a horde of them and started trapping. The Ninja show up, save the day, etc etc, and Kai gets the brilliant idea to summon his elemental dragon. Imperium people have never in their life seen an elemental dragon. Far as they’re concerned, its just a cool looking dragon. Its one the Ninja seem to like, so they all target it.
All of the dragons escape. Except for this red fire dragon. The Ninja leave without it. Score! They’ve at least got one dragon to take home, and its a funky new kind of dragon! So they pack it up and start to head back and where the fuck did the dragon go. What do you mean it VANISHED INTO THIN AIR. What do you mean it DISSIPATED. Is it invisible? Nope, it’s just. Gone. Completely. Poof. Did it teleport? Can dragons teleport? When was that a thing dragons could do. How. What the fuck.
This happens four more times before all of Imperium starts avoiding shifty magical looking dragons like the plague, no matter how many normal ones are around. They don’t mess with spooky teleporting dragons, no THANK YOU
#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising#lego ninjago#lego dragons rising#dragons ninjago#imperium#elemental dragons#ninja ninjago#headcanons#ideas#jokes#talk#text post#kai smith#kai ninjago#once they realize this is something they can do the ninja always double back to watch the sheer CONFUSION as their elemental dragon vanishes#it becomes a game of 'how spectacularly can my dragon bewilder imperium and also cause massive property damage'#that last one was added after zanes dragon was being carried off before it vanished and caused the van carrying it to swerve at the sudden#loss of weight and land in a ditch. he got bonus points for that one#the elemental dragons are disgruntled by this but whatever if it saves the day or something#yknow until jay purposefully ran over to an imperium camp. chucked his dragon at them. and just sat back to watch the chaos unfold#menaces all of them
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