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thetarttfuldickhead · 1 year ago

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Am inexplicably and unreasonably upset about Jamie not liking scones. Like, obviously he can like whatever he likes and there's no accounting for taste and what does it even matter but also what the hell is wrong with you, my ridiculous muppet man? What else don't you like, huh - is it kittens and puppies? World peace? Fucking joy?

For my own peace of mind I'll be imagining him just saying that because he doesn't want anything from Roy at this particular point in time. Or maybe Simon's scones are JUST TOO GOOD, nothing else can compare, so Jamie just avoids all other scones as to avoid disappointment. Either work and make hell of a lot more sense that Jamie "not even liking" scones. I mean, come on.

#in today's segment of 'absolutely nonsensical things to have Weirdly Strong Feelings about'#but now i have some vague thoughts #about Strange Scones Shenanigans down the road #roy baking scones for himself and keeley #but being all like 'uh no i didn't make any for you because you don't like scones'#EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS FULLY WELL jamie loves scones #he's just being an ass for roy is an ass sometimes related reasons #it backfires though bc jamie gives him Ze Puppyeyes until roy has to surrender his own scones #OR the simon thing holds water and roy gets weirdly obsessed about also being able to make scones that jamie likes #jamie is having fun pretending he doesn't love roy's scones #it probably gets a little out of hand at some point #keeley seriously questions why she's dating these idiots #how many scones adjacent headcanons did you have today?#none?#too few gentle reader #far too few #just to be clear i have no opinion whatsoever about people liking scones in general! just jamie!#random ramblings #jamie & roy #jamie tartt #jamie tartt/scones

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