#it also included really crappy boardgames and the lowest tier of character notebooks
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Also I want to mention that like a learned behavior I got from my parents growing up in the 2000s is that they would gift all the people they didn't like toasters for their weddings or like
These things in varying shapes because they're objectively useless and just about everyone already has a toaster, but they could gaslight them and be like "I thought this was on your registry" and it met my parent's minimum gift rule for weddings and baby showers, which was "must be at least twenty dollars or passable as being conceivably worth twenty dollars."
And despite inflation, I too follow that rule for people I don't like.
The only difference is that sometimes to be a massive asshole I get the character toasters that brand Darth Vader or some other bullshit into your bread as a form of passive punishment.
#also my parents had a gift closet of shit they would get on black friday for weddings#and like the birthday parties of children they werent sure we even liked or knew#it also included really crappy boardgames and the lowest tier of character notebooks#occasionally they would get extraordinarily loud baby toys for baby showers of coworkers#but for our actual friends we went and picked out something#and for baby showers of people they liked it was diapers of varying sizes occasionally made into diaper cakes#because diapers and formula were like the best gifts according to my parents
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