#it also has sentimental value to me bc I remember when my baby sister was just in the babbling mostly but not quite coherent speaking stage
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#this is my dad's favourite joke and it is a banger#it also has sentimental value to me bc I remember when my baby sister was just in the babbling mostly but not quite coherent speaking stage#and she messed up the word order on this joke and we all fucking lost it and she was DELIGHTED by our hysterical reactions#and just kept repeating it with different nonsensical word orders to our repeated amusement#truly an outstanding feedback loop of hilarity we were all in absolute fits of giggles#jokes
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