#it also had a cute lil Diana backstory bit

[dickie-gayson]

so i got a mini-Justice League comic in a box of cereal and it’s called Truth Hurts.

long story short, there’s a volcano the League’s trying to prevent from erupting and Aquaman uses the underground stream to help. it sprays the league but has spores and a high count of oxygen in it that makes them meaner. they all start talkin shit to each other and fighting and Diana’s like ‘shit man wtf.’ then they all realize what’s up. they’re all assessing everyone and finding out what they really think

meanwhile Bruce over here is like ‘i feel fine’. and everyone else is like ‘...u kno, u right. ur about as much an asshole as before.’ Diana even uses her lasso on him to see if he’s telling the truth and he is. 

fuckin Bruce is so much of a dick that the Stream of Ruthlessness doesn’t really affect him lmfaooo

it also has Jessica Cruz and Simon Baz in it, so bonus points