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hannigramislife · 18 days ago
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The most ridiculous lie BSD ever tried to sell me was that Dazai was - in any way, shape, or form - able to take Chuuya in a fight. Or Akutagawa for that matter.
"Oh, he can nullify their abilities," be so fucking for real. Be so fucking for real right now.
Chuuya is, without a doubt, physically strong enough to kick Dazai's ass and he sure as hell doesn't need his ability to do it. In Akutagawa's case, I don't even doubt that he'd be able to kill Dazai; assumung his ability requires skin contact, he could, for example, attack Dazai in the stomach and land a mean hit. If it doesn't work, it will be distraction enough for Akutagawa to get close enough and rip his throat out. With his teeth. As we have seen the man capable of doing when he's desperate enough.
"Well, Dazai's ability works through clothes!" That's even more insane to me. I refuse to believe that on the grounds of 'it makes no sense.' What are the parameters of his ability, then? It's not some kind of force field that's around him, otherwise even just getting close to him would cancel your ability out. He can't turn it on or off either, so what determines the range of his ability?? Logically, it has to be through contact to skin, that's the option that at least makes sense to me (and gives the ability an interesting weakness).
The widespread notion that Dazai is somehow stronger than these heavy hitters is frankly astounding. What world do you live in. Chuuya can beat his ass and, at the very least, Akutagawa can crush him using a boulder. Or maneuver himself so that he has the upper hand, God knows Rashomon allows him the mobility.
Again. Be so fucking for real.
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finnskeeper · 1 year ago
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Hey, yo @staff
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? GET IT OFF MY DASH THIS INSTANT
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You are not fooling anyone with that two-faced-taurealis blog. Delete the post and the blog, or else.
Looks like Grace thinks I'm you. @two-faced-taurealis
If this is you, Grace, that account ain't me.
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snugsunresplendence · 9 months ago
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the Wat
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dr-rato · 3 months ago
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Put those old records on
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close upss
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mossattack · 6 months ago
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on a side note, bianca looks better than ever
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technically-human · 3 months ago
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Payneland² 
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queer-boo-radley · 1 year ago
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It Ain't Me - New Orleans Brass Band-Style Kygo / Selena Gomez Cover ft....
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posalis · 1 month ago
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"Armand was Daniel's single oracle, his merciless and all-loving demonic god."
The Queen of the Damned, Part 1, Chapter 4: The Story of Daniel, the Devil's Minion or the Boy from Interview with the Vampire
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lonelyslutavatar · 7 months ago
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your IT guy
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theladyigraine · 8 months ago
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something something oscar acts-of-service piastri something something | part 2
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ministarfruit · 9 months ago
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day 24: plagued by the horrors ♡
(femslashfeb prompt list)
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lonelyzarquon · 2 months ago
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DOCTOR WHO | The Witch's Familiar
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savanir · 6 months ago
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DP x DC prompt [3]
during one of the final psych evals at Arkham right before he gets to be released, the whole thing wrapped up so tidy, just a little relapse which involved a robbery. Getting sent back to Arkham, but he got to stay at the asylum so long that he no longer has to serve a prison sentence, score!
But during that eval his overseeing psychiatrist recommended him to have a change of scenery, some fresh non polluted air.
Riddler was rather convinced the guy was making this recommendation to everyone in Arkham in their own weird way to convince them to just leave Gotham and become someone else's problem. should he notify Batman about it somehow? nah, it’ll be more interesting to see how this is gonna turn out in the long run.
But can he leave the state? Can he even leave the city? he never really bothered to look into it, at least not legally, up until now if he felt he needed to leave for one of his plans he just did it.
Turns out he can, it’s a whole hassle and a half though, first a judge and then a probation officer and he’s pretty sure both were like “what the hell is this psychiatrist guy thinking!?” but at the same time, shrink probably knows what he’s doing (WRONG) so he’s allowed to go visit out of state family or whatever.
he had to wear this nice ankle monitor though, Wayne Enterprises™ tech, not overly bulky but still very present. real fancy, and a fun extra challenge heh.
now as for a good reason to leave New Jersey he’s going to need distant relatives, and he finds some, great grandpa walker also has a son, who had a son who had a daughter Madeline, who married some guy Jack Fenton, and she lives somewhere out in the boonies Illinois. great he’ll visit her.
far enough away in all sense of the word that there is no way she knows anything about him. it would be best to call her first though, be polite about it.
“hello, you have reached Fenton works, this is Maddie speaking” 
“Riddle me this-” ah whoops, habit, oh whatever, “we don’t share parents, but certainly a part of your life, from laughter to strife. Who am I?”
there is a pause …  he’s going to be a bit disappointed if she hangs up if he’s honest.
“cousins~” comes the cheery reply.
“correct! the name is Edward Nygma, we are distantly related you and I and well-”
“oh you simply must come visit!” 
well this was rather easy, perhaps a little too easy, but she lives in the midwest so maybe just going with whatever some guy says over the phone is normal there? stranger danger not really a thing in a small town where everyone knows everyone?
things start to make a little more sense once he gets there and he’s starting to think some things might run in the family. like a preference for the colour green and weird hyperfixations and genius bordering on insanity. Though that remains to be seen, Jack does not seem like a very bright light after his very enthusiastic welcome.
their kids however are observant and sharp. young Jasmine is wasting no time trying to psychoanalyze him. and the boy, Danny, he had not really meant to and he swears he’s sticking with calling the kid Danny so he wouldn’t seem overly familiar, but he might have called him little bird a couple times now.
but that’s all whatever, he’s playing nice here. and he doesn’t even have to worry about his eccentricities tripping him up because this place is insane.
There actually is a local teen vigilante active but he seems about as loved as he’s disliked. and the ghost boy’s enemies are basically all his own kind, which another crazy thing to now know about. ghost. they are real actually, how is Gotham not completely overrun? and how do they even work? and where do they keep coming from?
Edward might be getting a little sidetracked here. He had fully intended to sneakily get his next big game plan underway all the way out here, ankle monitor be damned. but he hasn’t made any progress at all.
Instead he’s been listening to Madeline and Jack to maybe figure out what the deal is with these ectoplasmic entities, he has to know, at this point he might go crazier if he doesn’t. 
He’s making Jasmine promise him not to get her doctorate in Gotham, he’s going back and forth with space riddles with Danny.
so yeah the whole thing kinda just became a vacation, maybe the psychiatrist had the right idea after all? hmm nah, probably not. but this is fun. He’s thinking about recommending this place to some of the others.
It's different enough to get the vacation feel, but enough crazy shit happens to make it all feel like home.
it is not until Maddie wants to talk with him about potentially switching the position of godfather of Danny to him rather than some weird rich friend of theirs that Edward realizes he might have lost the plot somewhere
Apparently the little bird basically begged them with a powerpoint presentation on how he likes Edward so much more than that Vladimir guy. 
And honestly, the fellow sounds like a Dracula Lutho so even if it’s kinda sad Edward can understand why he’d be considered a better option. Even if the guy has more money and a huge company that makes him said money. And it’s not like the Fentons know about his Riddler activities.
Thinking it over, Edward does think that Danny would like Gotham and Wayne has that space program thing right? The kid is definitely smart enough for that (Nygma certified), and yeah Edward does quite like their space themed back and forth. So, fuck it, why not, what is the worst that could happen?
He doubts Maddie and Jack are gonna kick it any time soon anyway out here in the boonies, it’s just a title thing, a stamp of approval or something.
he should have known he was going to eat those words later… he had this whole beautifully elaborate trap set up for the whole Batclan, and he was just getting to the good part when his phone went off.
Had to put the whole thing on pause cause that particular contact wasn’t gonna get ignored. He did promise to be available.
If the whole thing he had planned now went tits up he could at the very least laugh later at the reactions of the bats as he told them to “hold up one second, I have to take this.” while they were all in various perilous positions. 
Sadly he did have to go, he had a very distressed godson to pick up.
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cosmicwhoreo · 11 months ago
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Moon Pearl
hwat if BP finally reformed after years of grief and took her mum's place as the new embodiment of the Almighty Sea~?
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But, be wise to not mistake this change of mind as passive. For she is as beautiful as she is volatile, sailors of all stripes being cautioned to offer tribute to the sea for the promise of a safe voyage.
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valc0 · 6 months ago
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Rogue is Jack
Rogue is the Master
Rogue is a pre-Hartnell doctor
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