#istg we react the same way to sanji

[beanghostprincess]

pudding is the realest character ever because if a pretty, older boy who knows how to cook called me beautiful after showing him my true self created by my mommy issues and trauma and didn't give a single fuck about me trying to kill him before to then proceed to smile at me like this i would be conflicted about my feelings too

[base0h]

Hi Bozo! So I'm here to request Ace, Zoro and Kid hcs reacting to finding out their s/o eats like a pig | ahem I meant Luffy - feel free to ignore this if you wouldn't enjoy writing it (well I mean it's pretty much weird 💀) I've been reading all your posts and I'm loving it 😁

a/n - Hi error! Tysm for reading! I’m so happy that you like them 🥺🥺 and oml pls this is hilarious- 💀 (ngl I feel like ace eats like this too sometimes- just saying 👀)

Warnings ⚠️ - food, g/n reader

Ace

- we all know he eats like this too 💀

- boy understands

- he’ll hype you up like-

- “GO Y/N YEA-!” *face plants into food*

- He doesn’t mind it much, I mean at first it was kind of a shock-

- He immediately thought of Luffy when he saw you eating

- But he also finds it endearing

- another adorable thing about you!!

- He wants to make sure you don’t like- choke or anything but-

- He’s completely fine with you stuffing your face with food 🥺

- As long as you’re eating he’s happy

- if you start choking on your food- he’ll start panicking and trying to do cpr right away

- ends up making it worse 😭

- pls he’s having a heart attack he had to throw Marco at you to help you lmao 💀

- honestly you might have to worry about him while you two are eating together

- he’ll fall asleep mid-swallow and just start choking on his food WHILE sleeping

- 💀 dunno how he does it but he does

- pls help this man not die

Kid

- so you two are eating right?

- all’s well until he watches you eat

- kid: wtf. 💀

- Man’s so fucking confused

- like what-

- Nah this ain’t real right???

- he kinda thinks it’s gross like- even HE doesn’t eat like that-

- but it’s you so-

- He kind of tries to ignore it the best he can

- when you start choking on your food he ain’t gonna help you (fuck you kid)

- “your fault for stuffing it down your throat-“

- bitch they’re choking to death pls help them 💀

- honestly he doesn’t give a shit

- you do you and he’ll do him-

- As long as you chew with your mouth closed he’s fine with it

- it’s his biggest pet peeve when someone chews with their mouth open

- just never do that.

- ever

- also if you share your food with him that makes him so soft 😭

- like- he feels so happy that you’d want to share your food with him 🥺

- “here kid- take some meat!”

- *buffering* “what? Why.”

- “Because I’m giving it to you?”

- he’s so confused 💀 just take the fucking meat Kid

- sharing food with him makes him sooooo happy- make sure to do that :D

Zoro

- instant thoughts and memories of Luffy when he sees you eat like that

- honestly he’s impressed you can eat as fast as Luffy

- he wants to see a contest between you two 💀

- he’s the same way but with alcohol so he can’t rlly criticize you-

- Zoro literally takes pride in you that you can eat a bowl of noodles faster than Luffy

- AND that you can also cook really good meals like Sanji

- like- he’s actually supporting you lmao

- if you and Luffy ever compete he’s 10000000% on your side to win

- u better win before Nami breaks his neck in half for taking her money to bet on it 👀

- if you start choking on your food while you’re swallowing a big bite, he’ll think it’s a joke at first

- like “oh yeah if y/n’s clawing at their neck and struggling to breathe air, that means y/n’s completely fine” 🗿

- “y/n, that’s not gonna work, stop jokin’ around.”

- once you dropped to the floor, clutching your neck and your face starting to turn blue- that’s when he started to freak out

- “Y/n! WHY DID YOU STUFF THAT HUGE BITE DOWN?! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO CHEW DUMBASS!”

- chopper saved you

- 👍

- just don’t ever choke in front of him again pls 😭

a/n - pls this was so funny istg 💀 idk why it took me so long to respond to this ask tho 😭 sorry error!!

<3

[captainwholecake]

The Straw Hats reacting to you being a mermaid with a devil fruit power

A/n: I'm doing the straw hats since you didn't say which characters exactly and Fluffy is supposed to be in place of Luffy (and sorry if this is written weird)

Warnings: fluffy shit and Luffy being Luffy, Idk if there will be anything else or not

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Monkey D. Fluffy

The effect this kid has on me IS HARD

GOd, he'd been so FUCKING EXCITED man

He's Luffy l-

He just wants to know how it effects you and shit

It also probably finds how you adapted to it really cool

Mf'er would probably ask you to join the crew/ or you end just traveling with them for a while

Luffy straight up would be excited just of you being a mermaid and how the fuck you get around without the water thing

Unless the devil fruit allows you to do stuff to get you underwater or whatever?

He generally be just Luffy at you and be cautious as ever

Zoro

Sword daddy really doesn't have any reaction but "hmm" to me

He be interested not gonna lie

He's sword daddy after all

Idk I feel like this bastard would just straight up watch Ussop, Luffy, and Chopper just be amazed but you

And be like lowkey "what the fuck? It's mermaid who can't be in water?" or something

imagine the soft smile he would have seeing Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp surrounding you and just be amazed

aw, I'm not FUCKING okay

I honestly don't know what else he'd do? He seems like the type to be a little impressed by the power if it something cool?

Like he would have that almost impressed face the moment he hears and all

Nami

I love this girl so much and I haven't written stuff for her in so long

I feel like she would like kinda in to it?

She would also get mad at the dumbass trio for bothering you

Honestly, I feel like y'all would get along great

And she would also be impressed by the devil fruit power if it was strong and would feel bad that you can no longer go in water

Nami has the vibe of someone who every could get a long with tbh (Probably because she was a thief at one point) but I feel like y'all would have entire conversation over your situation and shit

In my mind, Nami is some material tho

Like she cares OKAY SHE CARES - homegirl would care

She just seems chill with it tbh

Usopp

Idk why but my favorite Usopp is the newest animation style Usopp? He just looks very good animated in it?

So, we have the dumbass trio-

That's it

Those three who just get amazed by everything

I feel like Luffy and him would keep trying to push each other out the way while chopper's in the middle

I feel like all them would just ask a shit ton of questions

Homeboy would just be impressed

He's part of the dumbass trio

Honestly, The dumbass trio is all I have

Sanji

Older sanji/new animations sanji hits fucking different

Okay, first of all he'd be excited if you are gal (honestly, I like the idea of sanji going both ways tho he just horny-)

Next, he gives me the same vibes everyone else but the dumbass trio would have - he'd be 'wait, you're a mermaid but can't swim?'

Why am I soft? Like I just feel like him and Nami would look at each other if you looked down while saying why you can't swim

JUST IMAGINE ABDJSNS

god I'm in pain - Everyone seems like the type to not care and think 'oh' but sanji just ugh I love him so much sometimes

He also seems like the type to get mad at the dumbass trio too

Like they're idiots but you're clearly trying to say something serious

Inclusion - He makes me softtt

Chopper

I know, he's part of the dumbass trio but he knows how you feel

He's basically a human reindeer with a blue nose

Chopper would be amazed by the devil fruit power and all if you're like a shark mermaid or something but he feels yall

He understands how it feels you know

Oh god, I just imagine you getting attracted to him some way

Who doesn't love Chopper (ngl I have keyring pop figure of him)

Okay, so chopper doesn't have much for me other than the fact his amazement is kinda different than the other two

His is more because he's chopper a humanoid reindeer with a blue nose and is a docTOR OF A FUCKING PIRATE CREW (wasn't Law surprised to hear that he was the doctor of the straw hats that one time)

Honestly, that's all I have for Chopper caused we all know how he would react tbh

Robin

I have a mentioned she's basically the reason I'm gay

Honestly, Robin would probably have a reaction in between Zoro's and Nami's

She would be like 'oh' but y'all would get to talk about it

I actually feel like she would be surprised for some reason BUT LIKE NOT A LOT

She would find it kinda cool y'know (istg im from the edge of the bible belt I'm sorry)

ROBIN IS BEST GIRL TELL ME IF IM WRONG

Baby would be so soft tho (like she isn't)

I honestly don't know how she would react

It would probably be inbetween Zoro and Nami's

Franky

This fucker is a fucking cyborg

He would totally act the same

But I have to get to nine bullets

If like he would get a little excited if it's a really cool power but feel back that you can't go back into water

tbh young Franky in the gif tho

I'm not sure how he and Brooks would act like they would be somewhat super chill about it

Three straw hats have devil fruits power too, he's a cyborg, and Brooke a skeleton from a devil fruit power all them are used to this time of stuff

But you my friend is also a mermaid and they would be little shocked because of the whole water thing

Honestly, he would be chill about it tbh and thats all

Brook

Two things

He's skeleton

And he would ask to see you're panties even though you're a fucking mermaid

Also he would feel a little bad

He's Brook

He's a soft skeleton with a panty addiction or some shit

Honestly thats the tweet

Thats all Brooke has

P.s. I love him

[xiaoalexy]

CHAPTER 945

i literally woke up, saw the update notification and started reading so i might have missed smth but this is the best way to wake up imo

first off: fucker

like that's smart and reasonable but since im not on Hawkins' side im just going to call him fucker bc we know Law won't hurt his friends but istg if someone hurts Bepo im going to throw hands

brave from Oda to make Sanji react like this after using their technology to be a pervert

nice i was waiting for this to happen lmao

i wonder what made Queen think that he could fight Big Mom, a Yonko on the same level as the one he works for (Kaido)