#istg one day once im living on my own im gonna pay the $1500 to get it snipped

[bellyyearner]

"No don't look at the scissors"

*me staring intently at the scissors*

"V stop. No scissors. Bad V"

*my hand starts reaching for scissors but gets swatted away*

Me: "B- but... How am I supposed to eat her pussy properly if her fupa and lips are that fat... 🥺"

"You'll fucking bleed out and die if you cut your tongue tie by yourself. How the fuck would you even see what you're doing and know how far to cut"

Me: "Mirror. Snip the cord at the front and cut about 1 1/4 inch of connective tissue top and bottom in a triangle shape. Spit out blood. Put 3 lit fire crackers in my mouth to cauterize the wound."

*I get hit across the face with a cast iron frying pan*