#isshin: I DONT EVEN DRINK DIET COKE?????
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oh i love the aizen lore implications of this if only for the conversation ichigo and aizen would have about it because
ichigo: you have a grandmother??
aizen: well yes i assume my mother didn't just phase into existence.
ichigo: you have a mom??????
aizen: did you assume i phased into existence?
ichigo: i mean kinda yeah. you just seem like the kind of guy to go "mwahaha i exist now this was all part of my plan and there's nothing you can do about it. time to go kill babies and kick puppies"
aizen: you overestimate my malevolence. i merely commit instrumental aggression when it serves my purposes of god killing.
ichigo: mhm and you're not committing medical malpractice right now?
aizen: kurosaki ichigo.
ichigo: aizen.
aizen: i will pay you to strike all of this footage from the security footage.
ichigo: ten million yen.
aizen: 5000 yen.
ichigo: you fucking cheapskate. ten thousand yen.
aizen: maybe if you paid me more for my labor i'd have more to offer-
the patient: wait what are you doing to that syringe
aizen: nothing. don't worry about it
ichigo: yk were better at manipulation when you had god killing powers
aizen: i still have god killing powers i'm just not USING them because you put me in a GIGAI. kurosaki ichigo.
ichigo: yeah so? i also have god killing powers and i successfully manipulated that patient into thinking i'm the sane one when i'm the one who beat them up in the first place.
the patient: oh im gonna die here
isshin: what the FUCK are you two doing. AIZEN IS THAT A DIET COKE IN MY SYRINGE
I've got this slice-of-life AiIchi AU where Aizen gets broken out of Muken by someone and ends up chilling w/ Ichigo because Ichigo is the least likely to kick Aizen's ass.
Anyways, Aizen ends up getting a job at the Kurosaki clinic and something would happen to make him say "My grandma could make better decisions than your foolishness and that crone's wasting away in Hell."
#aiichi#listen i think they would have hilarious conversations as two god killers and former worst enemies in a family clinic#in which aizen would try to do the most insane experiments on patients out of boredom#and ichigo never lets it actually happen but thinks it's funny to watch aizen on copium pretending he's in control of the situation#it's not a real aiichi au to me if aizen's pride isn't crushed irreparably and ichigo mocks him for it. he deserves a lil humiliation <3#also them antagonizing each other 24/7 but the second isshin walks in they immediately become besties in bullying him#aizen whispering: how did he know it was a diet#ichigo whispering: addiction is a bitch aizen#isshin: I DONT EVEN DRINK DIET COKE?????#100% on board with this slice of life au op please i need more#kurosaki ichigo#aizen sousuke#bleach#sousuke aizen#ichigo kurosaki
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