#isometricAstrourbanization

[ondoyantopalescence]

VENRAS: *Whether she expects him or not, Venras is showing up at Evadne's dorm unannounced. Boom, baby. He's coming in.* I saw you hang1ng out w1th Kat3lyn y3st3rday. 1s 1t not what 1 th1nk???

EVADNE: *looks up from her tablet from where she's perched on her bed, only KIND of startled.* O3O

EVADNE: Rebecca! It /not/ what yoo think!

VENRAS: *makes fingerguns at her* 1 won't H3S1TAT3 81TCH.

VENRAS: *static zaps her.* 3h3h3h3h3h3.

EVADNE: OO! )(EY! Be nice. *pouts*

VENRAS: *drops his hands and strolls into her dorm like he owns the place. Flops into the nearest cushion for his butt, legs out in front of him.*

VENRAS: So how was 1c3 cr3am with /Kat3s1a/.

VENRAS: 1 m3an M3ls1a.

EVADNE: *moves to sit on his legs* )(ehehe. It was great. <3

EVADNE: Yoo shoold have been there.

VENRAS: 1 was... 1n my kokoro. *flexes his leg as a means to scoot her off her butt a little.* My tamash1 no tamash1s.

EVADNE: *tips over a little but steadies* Aaa! What's a tamashi? >3>

VENRAS: My soul of souls, you un3ducat3d sw1n3. *and now just bounces his leg. Feel him flex.*

EVADNE: n3n *she will, and she will enjoy it*

EVADNE: Can yoo REELY speak east Beforan though?

VENRAS: Nah. 1 just know 3nough to 1mpr3ss th3 8a83s (TM).

VENRAS: Ar3 you 1mpr3ss3d?

EVADNE: Naut in the LEAST! Reely learn a second language and maybe then I'll swoon.

VENRAS: H3y. 1 know oth3r languag3s. Just not 3ast 8efor3an. *bleps at her and bounces his leg some more.*

VENRAS: 1 can't 83li3v3 you don't count Prosp1t1an or D3rs1t3.

VENRAS: Anyway. 1 st1ll don't s33 you swoon1ng.

EVADNE: Whoopsea... I FORKGOT. I guess I'll have too change my terms.

EVADNE: Learn... twenty languages!

EVADNE: n3n

VENRAS: 3h3h3h3h3, som3 standards.

VENRAS: Th1s 1s why w3 don't dat3.

VENRAS: That and M3ls1a 1s totally hot for you.

EVADNE: We don't date because I'm WAY out of yoar league.

EVADNE: Obviously she is, but she's also kind of hot for every gill she seas. Naut that these facts retract from how GORGFISH I am. But still.

VENRAS: *snickers some more* 1'm go1ng to t3ll h3r you sa1d that.

EVADNE: W)(AT. Don't be rood.

VENRAS: Okay, f1n3. 1 won't. 83caus3 1'm a good p3rson. And you'r3 w3lcom3.

EVADNE: Pffff. *flops over onto him* )(ey, are yoo also the kind of psychic that can read minds? Because I was so BOARD before yoo showed up.

VENRAS: *welcomes the floppy fishes and gives off a companionable chirr.* No. 1 kn3w you hung out w1th M3ls1a and that was 3nough to al3rt m3 to your pl1ght. 3h3h3h3h3h3.

VENRAS: 8ut no. Th3 truth 1s 1 am an att3nt1on whor3 and was f33l1ng n3gl3ct3d.

VENRAS: So now 1'm h3r3... as th3 plot pr3d1ct3d.

EVADNE: Aww! n3n That's so pathetic... I love it. *curls up on him*

EVADNE: Yoo can get my undivided attention so long as I get yoars! Surfprise, I'm an attention whore too.

VENRAS: 1 hav3 l1t3rally n3v3r h3ard of a cut3 g1rl who d3s3rv3d to 83 call3d an att3nt1on whor3. Also.

VENRAS: 1f anyon3 1s go1ng to whor3, 1 nobl3ly s3l3ct mys3lf as tr18ut3.

VENRAS: 1t's th3 only way.

EVADNE: Please, yoo already try! But yoo kinda have too get people too TAKE T)(E BAIT first before it can get excessive. )(ehehe.

VENRAS: Moth3rfuck, goddamn. You'r3 r1ght.

VENRAS: No8ody has 3v3n tak3n th3 8a1t. 8/

EVADNE: Reel talk, I can't imagine why! Yoo're cute.

VENRAS: Okay so. 1 w3nt on th1s smooth13 dat3, r1ght.

EVADNE: O3O *listens intently*

VENRAS: And th3 guy agr33s to com3 8ack to my plac3 and all. 3v3ryth1ng's cool.

VENRAS: 8ut th3n h3's mak1ng l1ttl3 comm3nts l1k3 oh. You'r3 just a guy who 8r1ngs p33ps 8ack to h1s CLOS3 SPAC3S w1lly n1lly and 1 was l1k3. Um, y3s.

VENRAS: That 1s l1t3rally what 1 was talk1ng to you a8out.

VENRAS: And th1s dud3 1s l1k3 wow, haha. Tak1ng actual not3s.

VENRAS: 1 was l1k3 omg. W3ll. Th1s 1s c3rta1nly happ3n1ng.

EVADNE: What the heck????????

EVADNE: Sounds like a reel weirdo!

VENRAS: H3's cool, sur3. L1k3s to d1ss3ct sh1t l1k3 my 1nt3nt1ons and th3 k1nd of p3rson 1 am, 1 gu3ss.

VENRAS: 8ut anyway. 1 told h1m 1f h3 had a pro8l3m, h3 could just say so and 3v3ryth1ng w1ll 83 ch1ll.

VENRAS: So w3 w3nt 8ack to my plac3 and r3tro gam3d th3 r3st of th3 day.

VENRAS: *shakes his head with a snort* Som3 trolls though. 1 s2g.

EVADNE: )(onestly! It shooldn't be so hard too get a smooch if yoo want one, shoold it? *snrk*

VENRAS: T8h. 8ut 1t 1s for m3. 83caus3 that's just my l1f3.

VENRAS: *plays with her hair a little bit* You g3t any luck lat3ly?

EVADNE: )(mm... Nah. But I haven't reely been trying. I've been busy!

VENRAS: W3ll y3ah 8ut also.

VENRAS: 1 GU3SS you w3r3 100% pr3occup13d w1th your jo8 that whol3 t1m3 you w3r3 away.

VENRAS: N3rd.

EVADNE: Yoo're the NERD!

EVADNE: Anywave, I didn't have much choice... I was hoping I could swim away too enjoy Avalon a little bit, but then the ship got locked down... .3.

VENRAS: So you d1dn't r3ally g3t to 3scap3. *BIG SIGHS FOR HER.* That sucks.

VENRAS: To 83 fa1r, th3 U.U. was may83 th3 worst cho1c3 for t1m1ng. 3h3h3h3.

VENRAS: W3 can go ch3ck out Avalon on our own.

EVADNE: Oh? O3O Woold yoo go with me?

VENRAS: Y3ah. 1 m3an.

VENRAS: Do you want to ch3ck out th3 spoops all 8y yours3lf???

EVADNE: Maybe! I'm TOUGH!

VENRAS: What do you want to s33 f1rst?

EVADNE: I want to sea the big lakes! Or... fjords? Whatever they are.

VENRAS: Or 8oth.

VENRAS: Sch3dul3 yours3lf an actual hon3st to god vacat1on.

VENRAS: ...

VENRAS: Wa1t.

VENRAS: 1sn't 1t cold as sh1t 1n Avalon r1ght now?

VENRAS: All your lak3s and stuff ar3 go1ng to 83 froz3n.

EVADNE: Oh yeah... Troo...

EVADNE: Ice skating? O3O

VENRAS: Sh3 cam3 1n l1k3 a wr3ck1ng 8all...

EVADNE: All I wanted was too go on vacation...

EVADNE: Maybe it woold just be fun too enjoy the village life in the winter! I don't sea much snow.

VENRAS: That's 83caus3 you'r3 a trop1cal f1sh.

VENRAS: 8ut 1f you want to s33 snow, 1'll g3t you snow.

EVADNE: Get me all the snow, Venras!

VENRAS: 1t do3sn't hav3 to 83 a snow troll...

EVADNE: *giggles and nuzzles a little to his chest* Yoo're a dork.

VENRAS: H3ck. *smirks, always so smug.* And you hav3 a t3ns1on knot.

VENRAS: R1ght...

VENRAS: Th3r3. *PRODS into her neck just to be annoying.* 3h3h3h3h3h3.

EVADNE: EEP. )(ey! *whaps him* Now yoo own me a proper neck massage.

VENRAS: Um. Prop3r. L1k3 1 don't alr3ady g1ft you w1th th3 gr3at3st str3ss r3l13v3r 1 can afford?

VENRAS: M3???

EVADNE: >3>

EVADNE: Yeah, OCRAY.

EVADNE: This neck isn't gonna massage itself!

VENRAS: Don't look at m3 l1k3 that... *scoots her so shes better aligned against his chest. Yes, ok fine. He starts working a neck massage for her.* 83tt3r, pr1nc3ss?

EVADNE: Much betta! <3

EVADNE: Thank yoOoOoOoO.

VENRAS: 1 am a slav3 to your happ1n3ss. Your pl3asur3... *kneads with fingertips.* You only want m3 for Th3s3 Hands.

[choriocytosicinquisitor-blog]

-- eonianEmigrant [EE] began pestering isometricAstrourbanization [IA] --

EE: dude. i just realized that ur handle is like....hella long.

IA: 8r3aks th3 1c3 mor3 oft3n than not.

IA: ... S8)

IA: H3y.

EE: well shit i didn't know what i was sayin was so fuckin basic, lmao. gotta try to b more creative.

EE: whasup bro. i just remembered that talkin to pp on here is a thing i can do.

EE: like i can raise my socialization skill n also wear cheezy poof stained sweatpants 24/7. wut a tiem 2 be alive.

IA: To 83 fa1r, you could w3ar ch33sy poof-sta1n3d sw3atpants any of th3 day and soc1al1z3. 1f you'r3 not a fuck1ng noo8.

IA: H3ll, why 8oth3r go1ng that far? W3ar no pants l1k3 a r3al troll.

IA: 1 know 1'm not, aaay.

IA: So th3r3for3, 1'm as r3al as 1t g3ts.

EE: i mean. that's cool. if you want to free range it while we talk that's ok by me. i'm not gnna disparage ur lifestyle choices but i like to be a fab dressed dude and i can't be slippin up in the way ur suggestin.

EE: as the the only person pushin denim on denim fashion on skaia, i got a responsibility u kno.

EE: gotta edumacate the masses.

IA: 1 know what 1 must do now.

IA: Your t3rr18l3 r31gn of tyranny w1ll com3 to an 3nd on3 day... and 1 w1ll say you'r3 fuck1ng w3lcom3. 1t was m3, Aust1n. All along.

IA: D3n1m on d3n1m, jfc.

EE: it's fine if u don't understand. i don't expect ppl to understand right away.

EE: it takes time. B)

EE: altho since ur pantless ur already 1/3 of the way to full denim on denim.

EE: step 1. remove pantalones step 2. put on pantalones step 3. locate una jaqueta de mezclilla and put that on too

IA: N1c3 l3gs, da1sy duk3s mak3s a dud3 go woo-woo. Surpr1s3.

IA: Th1s was a s3gu3way to th3 1n3v1ta8l3 furry conv3rsat1on w3 w3r3 8ound to hav3. 1t's as 1n3scapa8l3 as d3ath and tax3s, 8roh.

IA: My t1m3 1s now.

EE: aight. i'm down to talk about furries. what about them.

EE: did u grow up in a horse infested hell hole like i did.

IA: Furr13s 1n da1sy duk3s. D1scuss.

EE: omg we have so much in common.

EE: ok let's talk about the concept of furries wearing skimpy clothing when they're already covered in FUR.

EE: ????????????????

EE: questions that have plagued me sine my youth, bro.

IA: Sh1t, you'r3 r1ght. L3av3 noth1ng to th3 1mag1nat1on.

EE: just when u think i've gone deep enuff i go even deeper. full forearm.

IA: W3 l1k3 to hav3 fun h3r3 on 3non1an3m1grant dot com.

EE: o bby u don't know the 1/2 of it yet.

IA: 1 know that 1 compl3t3ly lost my tra1n of thought. Mmmm.

EE: wut a shame now i'll never know what ur fursona's dick looks like.

EE: like exact dimensions down 2 every little ridge, knot and bump.

EE: btw if u rlly are a furry, pay me to draw that shit.

EE: i like to hustle around here.

EE: time is $$$.

IA: D1cks, dud3.

IA: Plural 83caus3 th3 only l1m1t 1s your 1mag1nat1on.

EE: back in my universe we only had 1 of those things and if you broke it that was tough luck.

EE: jk, i'm p sure dicks were in hot demand and supply was meetin it.

IA: 3h3h3h3. Sucks to 83 you.

EE: hahahhaha.

IA: 8)

EE: i guess u could say it's nut my lucky day.

IA: Amaaaz1ng graaac3... how sw33t th3 sound...

EE: o that made me think of nother topic.

EE: r u religious.

EE: haven't gotten a chance 2 ask anybody about that shit yet.

EE: this is a good a time as any to ask about god right.

EE: right after discussin dicks.

EE: god(s), u don't wanna assume it's singular i guess just like penises, or penii.

IA: A nuth3r top1c.

IA: Also r3gardl3ss of d1cks to worsh1p as gods, not r3ally no.

EE: dang i was rlly hopin it would be something crazy.

IA: 1'm sur3 you hav3 a th1ng to talk a8out 1t though.

IA: As th3y say 1n th3 land of 1nnu3ndos and dou8l3 3ntr3dr3. F1ll m3 1n, 8ro.

EE: as much as i would love 2 double stuff u with knowledge ;))).

EE: yeah i got nothin. i'm just curious i guess.

EE: i'm not religious it's just 1 of my 2,000 spare interests.

EE: lol.

EE: the only religion is know of is the shitty clown one. does that also exist here or nah.

IA: N1c3.

IA: Unfortunat3ly, an op1n1on on r3l1g1on just so happ3ns to 83 th3 on3 th1ng 1 fall short on. Just d3p3nds on who you'r3 talk1ng to, 1 gu3ss.

IA: Th3r3's always th3 Follow1ng of 81l1ous Sl1ck. 1t's a popular Prosp1t1an th1ng.

EE: i never heard of that. i won't bore u with it tho if it's not ur thing.

EE: u never did tell me what u were up to btw.

EE: despite bein semi nude somewhere???

IA: Hang1ng at my condo. Plac3 to stay wh3n 1'm not work1ng.

IA: F1rst rul3 of th3 hous3 1s, no pants.

EE: wtf tho if u got ur own place why u creep at the dorms.

EE: just 4 the pool?

IA: 3v3ryon3 asks m3 th1s 8ut 1t's 3as13r to fr3qu3nt a dorm than 1t 1s a hot3l dur1ng th3 work p3r1od.

EE: o aight.

EE: that makes sense.

EE: guess who else has a super important job now.

EE: u don't nee dto guess imma tell u.

EE: THIS GUY.

IA: Y3s.

IA: 3vadn3 was t3ll1ng m3.

EE: i'm workin 4 the gvnmt now.

EE: with a lady that has eight fuckin eyes.

EE: no joke.

EE: she can see all ur illegal hiphaps and now i'm her agent so watch out.

IA: Sounds l1k3 a 8last, dud3. Also t3ll N3va3h 1 sa1d sup.

EE: o u kno her?

IA: 3v3ryon3 knows h3r.

EE: >:/

EE: man here i was thinkin i was special.

IA: Ch1ll, dogg. You ar3.

EE: o dogg. bro...

IA: Th3r3's mor3 wh3r3 that cam3 from.

EE: //touches chest//

EE: i wsn't redy.

IA: Good th1ng 1'm g3ntl3.

EE: s-senpai...

EE: ://O

EE: t-taiyō o massugu watashi ni fakku

IA: G3t your w338ass 8ullsh1t out of my fac3.

IA: My pantsl3ss a8od3 1s sacr3d, can you r3sp3ct that pl3as3 and thank?

EE: watashi ni fuck u in the mouth.

EE: don't test me bro, i got like eight shitty swords with ur name on em.

IA: Mmmmm. 1 d3c1d3d 1 k1nd of l1k3 wh3r3 th1s 1s go1ng.

EE: i mean. i'm confused by u typing out "mmmmmm" like pennywise the clown but i'm glad ur havin a good time.

EE: that's all we're here 4.

EE: 2 have a good time.

IA: Sp3ak1ng of wh1ch... 1 got th1s comm num83r r1ght. 83caus3 1 hung out w1th a guy aft3r clu8 t1m3s and that's just what happ3ns.

EE: o it's story time now. ok i'm listenin.

EE: //shimmies up w/ popcorn//

EE: :o

IA: W3ll, s33. Noth1ng happ3n3d. 83caus3 1 d1dn't know 1t was on th3 ta8l3.

IA: And w3 had a n1c3 t1m3. Cut3 guy, d3af. L1k3s conv3n13nc3 stor3 food and fly1ng.

EE: das cool, das cool.

EE: i mean u got his digits so there's always next time right

IA: Y3ah, 1 gu3ss. Th3n 1 wond3r wh3th3r 1t's worth 1t.

IA: 8ut th3n 1f 1 hav3 to wond3r, th3n 1t's pro8a8ly not. L8r.

EE: idk i mean not necessarily.

EE: it depends on why u wonderin.

EE: me talkin like i got a fuckin atom of exp w/ this shit. but ignore that for now. haha.

IA: H3 cut3 8ut th3n 1'm just... gum wrapp3r and mag1c mark3r, 8ro. Factor all of th1s 1nto a pot3nt1al hook-up.

IA: 1 don't 3v3n know 1f th3 gum wrapp3r 1s h1s, lmao. May83 h3 found 1t on th3 ground.

IA: 1 m3an 1 gotta 83 at l3ast worth som3 k3tchup sta1n3d 8urr1to pap3r. Do you g3t what 1'm say1ng?

EE: mm yea i feel u. i mean mb he was just tryin 2 to be quirky? but who knos.

EE: i'd say if u got doubts ur probably right ,just don't do it.

EE: i wouldn't wanna be somebody's 2nd or 3rd choice even 4 a hook up.

EE: i wouldn't want them 2 be like "man if I GOTTA sleep with this guy i guess iw ill"

EE: u kno.

EE: that would suck.

IA: Y3s. 81t3s a l1l 1nto th3 3nthus1asm and not 1n th3 fun way.

IA: Anyway, g3n3rally "1t sucks" 1s a good way to summar1z3 1t up.

IA: Thanks, man.

EE: np dude.

EE: haha.

EE: nobody's ever asked me bout shit like that b4.

EE: i can live vicariously thru ur shenans.

IA: W31rd. K1nd of l1k3 w3'r3 8ros or som3th1ng.

IA: 8ro...

EE: n so it was written n so it shall b.

EE: they were bros from that moment on.

EE: jk, we were bros b4 that.

EE: time is relative actually so we were always bros and simaltaneously not bros.

EE: bro, i gots 2 bed. again.

IA: 1 was just your 8ro 1n wa1t1ng, my guy. Th3 for3v3r 8ro.

IA: Also y3ah, cool. R3st your fac3.

EE: aight. take care, man. B)

-- eonianEmigrant [EE] ceased pestering isometricAstrourbanization [IA] --

[xenogeneicersatz]

-- isometricAstrourbanization [IA] began trolling xenogeneicErsatz [XE] --

IA: Rar3 s1ght1ng. A w1ld S1mula 1n 1ts natural ha81tat.

IA: Sup.

IA: R3stl3ss 3v3n1ng?

XE: II guess you could say that.

XE: Some-times II think it might be possible to find entertainment in the company of oth-ers.

XE: But not usually.

XE: Have you come to prove that there's still hope for my sanity, be-fore II completely slip a-way to the dark depths of enn-ui?

IA: Actually, 1 just cam3 to say h1. Lmao. R3lax.

IA: 1 h3ar a coupl3 of your 8ros ar3 caus1ng a ruckus.

IA: That has to 83 3xc1t1ng.

XE: When aren't my broth-ers caus-ing a ruck-us?

XE: Ex-cept, II haven't heard a-bout this... What do you know?

IA: Noth1ng 83s1d3s what w3nt down 1n th3 n3wsf33d. A troll nam3d Orphus was s1ght3d on Avalon.

IA: Sounds l1k3 1t's a throwdown.

XE: Oh my.

XE: Or-phus is Cit-rin's... ex? Kismesis.

XE: He kind of fucked off for a year or so.

IA: Ph3w.

IA: Should 1 call Troll Spr1ng3r? 83caus3 that's som3 crazy sh1t.

XE: It nev-er hurts to be pre-pared.

XE: My immediate family could book a whole sea-son with all our dra-ma, honestly.

XE: But II haven't experienced much of it my-self late-ly. II al-most miss it.

IA: Pl3as3. Drama 1s for p3opl3 who can afford pr3-matur3 ha1rl1n3s. 3h3h3h3.

IA: 8ut 8y all m3ans. T3ll m3 what's 833n up w1th you lat3ly.

IA: 1 l1k3 h3ar1ng from you.

XE: You already see me all the time at work.

XE: There isn't much else go-ing on... A-side from the part-y. But, shockingly, we were al-so there together.

IA: Okay, 3h3h3. Th3n 1 can t3ll you 1 hung out w1th 8acc1a y3st3rday. IA: 1t was gr3at. T3n out of t3n w1ll 83 do1ng 1t aga1n soon. IA: Also. Ch3ck out th1s cool n3w fr13nd.

IA: http://images.earthtouchnews.com/media/385812/Palmatogecko-rangei_Namib-gecko_2014_08_19.jpg

IA: 3xcus3 m3. Cool n3w fr13nd 1n h1gh d3f1n1t1on.

XE: Oh.........

XE: They're charm-ing.

IA: 1t holds the galaxy 1n 1ts w1s3 3y3s.

XE: II trust them.

XE: What hap-pened with Baccia? II can wa-ger a guess that he's still try-ing to fill out a pro-file on you, on-ly to discover there sim-ply are not e-nough psychiatric studies to cov-er this particular case.

IA: H3's don3 th1s for go1ng on a8out two sw33ps 8y now. St1ll no d1agnos1s.

IA: 1'm told 1 am someth1ng of a masoch1st though. Appar3ntly th1s counts as n3ws, 3h3h3h3.

XE: Sounds like the pot call-ing the kett-le black, in this case.

IA: 1 l1k3 to th1nk 1t's a mutually 83n3f1c1al dynam1c.

IA: Th3 k3y 1s allud1ng to you hav1ng "f33l1ngs" from t1m3 to t1m3.

XE: E-heh. That's ver-y charitable of you. That should keep him believing there's still hope for you yet.

IA: 1'm as opt1m1st1c as 1t g3ts for th3 futur3, 8rah. 8)

IA: Want to com3 w1th m3 to lunch som3 t1m3?

XE: II might be a-ble to clear some time in my bus-y schedule for that.

IA: Tomorrow sounds l1k3 a pr1m3 t1m3 for food18l3s. What's your stanc3 on sush1?

XE: II hap-pen to love su-shi.

XE: If my whole weeb persona wasn't indication e-nough of that.

IA: Don't hav3 to 83 a w338 to lov3 sush1.

IA: 8ut 1t's fuck1ng adora8l3 that you adm1t 1t.

XE: Shut up...

XE: II can al-low my-self some self awareness from time to time.

XE: Why not on the animes that II love so much?

IA: Adora81l1ty 1s allow3d. That 1s corr3ct.

XE: Cease.

IA: Okay.

IA: 1ntroduc1ng th3 su8j3ct chang3 for your comfort and pl3asur3.

IA: 1 start3d a n3w 1mposs1l3v3l d3s1gn and th1s on3 1s go1ng to mak3 you rag3 qu1t for sur3.

XE: II don't be-lieve it.

XE: Is this what we're do-ing af-ter lunch?

IA: Unl3ss you had oth3r plans for us.

XE: If II can think of anything else, II'm sure we can manage to fit it in.

IA: 1 l1k3 wh3r3 th1s 1s h3ad3d 83caus3...

IA: 1f you can't 83at th1s l3v3l, 1'm off1c1ally turn1ng 1t 1nto a cont3st at th3 shop.

IA: 1 w1ll pay good fuck1ng mon3y to s33 som3on3 83at a l3v3l you cannot.

XE: Save your boons for fu-ture lunch dates, be-cause it's not go-ing to hap-pen.

XE: If II can't beat it then it real-ly is impossible.

IA: All th3 mor3 r3ason to k33p my hop3s up.

IA: W3 l3arn from our hum1l1ty, S1mula.

XE: II have no idea what this "humility" is that you speak of.

IA: 1 suppos3 you hav3 no r3ason to know what th3 s3nt1m3nt f33ls l1k3. And you shouldn't. Hav3 you s33n you?

IA: M3anwh1l3... 1'm s1tt1ng pr3tty w1th a lot of good fortun3 for m3 to look forward to tomorrow.

IA: 1t's a rar3 occuranc3. 1 r3fus3 to not appr3c1at3 1t for all that 1t 1s.

XE: ...

XE: You're so sin-cere.

XE: It's weird.

IA: 1t tak3s mor3 3n3rgy to l13, 1 th1nk. Mor3 3n3rgy than 1 car3 to spar3.

IA: Wh3n 1 could 83 sp3nd1ng 1t 3ls3wh3r3.

IA: You should r3ally w1tn3ss most conv3rsat1ons 1 have w1th p3opl3.

XE: Are the mass-es just as baf-fled by you as II am?

IA: 1t's astound1ng.

XE: II think II would like to see this. As some-one who is get-ting used to it.

IA: You m1ght. 1t'll r3qu1r3 sp3nd1ng t1m3 w1th m3.

IA: But 1t's l1k3ly.

XE: A sacrifice II'm will-ing to make in the name of science... Or some-thing.

XE: You know, it's much more difficult to be coy with some-one when he is so notoriously straight for-ward him-self.

IA: 1t cut3 wh3n you try though.

IA: And th3 3ffort 1s not3d. 1 d1g that a lot too.

XE: 何てことだ！

XE: He's done it a-gain. Fuck-ing incredible.

IA: Th3r3 1s no n33d to f3ar. 1t g3ts 3as13r ov3r t1m3.

XE: II'm already tak-ing my first steps to-wards accepting and understanding this phenomenon but putt-ing it in-to prac-tice my-self.

XE: And II will ad-mit, II don't actually want you to stop when you call me cute. Which might be difficult to fa-thom, gi-ven how hum-ble II am.

IA: 1t's not d1ff1cult at all.

IA: All k1nds of flora l1k3 th31r chanc3 1n th3 sunl1ght. 1 don't 1mag1n3 you would 83 d1ff3r3nt.

XE: Now you're just be-ing chee-sy.

IA: As 1t's 833n 3sta8l1sh3d, 1f you would l1k3 for m3 to stop. Th3n 1 w1ll.

XE: ... No.

XE: Don't stop.

IA: 3h3h3. Th3n w3 cont1nu3.

IA: 8ut 1 hav3 to ask. You can say 1t's com3 out of 1nsp1rat1on 1n the dull of r3c3nt 3v3nts.

IA: Ar3 you s331ng anyon3 r1ght now?

XE: There are plent-y who wish they could be so luck-y... But no, II'm not.

IA: 1'm not 3sp3c1ally conc3rn3d a8out who any on3 3ls3 who could 83. 8ut 1 appr3c1at3 th3 h3ads up.

IA: 1 would just l1k3 to ask for stra1ght forward r3asons. And to 83 r3m1ss of any drama or what3v3r.

IA: That's not r3ally what 1'm h3r3 for.

IA: 8ut 1 do l1k3 you. And 1 would 3njoy s331ng wh3r3 th3 fondn3ss go3s.

XE: Oh.

XE: II

XE: Yes.

XE: ...

XE: II like you too.

IA: 3h3h3h3. Cool.

IA: Th3n you und3rstand wh3n 1 ask you to lunch tomorrow... 1t'll qual1fy as a dat3?

XE: Yes.

XE: That is

XE: Acceptable.

IA: 1'm on3 lucky troll r1ght now.

XE: E-heh-heh.

XE: You certainly are.

XE: II'll leave you to consider just how much. II should make sure II'm well rest-ed for lunch, games, and what-ever else comes up.

IA: 1 can try to conta1n how stok3d 1 am. 8ut 1 gu3ss 1 can sav3 that for tomorrow.

IA: G3t your 83auty sl33ps.

XE: Yes. Good luck with that.

XE: And good-night, Ven-ras.

IA: N1ght, S1ms.

-- isometricAstrourbanization [IA] ceased trolling xenogeneicErsatz [XE] --

[ondoyantopalescence]

-- ondoyantOpalescence [OO] began pestering isometricAstrourbanization [IA] at 15:12 --

OO: )(i, Venras!

IA: Naun3t.

IA: Oh h3y.

IA: 1 h3ard you w3r3 st1ll a8oard th3 SS ur1nat1ngUlcuscl3, 3h3h3h3.

IA: Sp3ak to m3.

OO: Yes, but only until everyone has mooved to their noo homes.

OO: I was wondering when yoo wanted too scope out the ship? o3o

IA: Pro8a8ly.

IA: Ch3ck out th1s sw33t 8l3p.

IA: http://the-long-dog.tumblr.com/post/151361728769/what-dis

OO: Ocray, that doesn't answer my question at all! But thank yoo for the coot video.

OO: I'm glad we alwaves have such profishional conversations. -3-

IA: L1st3n... 1'm pass1ng t1m3 look1ng 8usy. M3ls1a's nagg1ng aga1n.

IA: Don't g3t a hatchmat3.

IA: Just don't do 1t.

OO: I don't think I have too worry aboat that. Hehehe.

OO: Why don't yoo tell her yoar going too look at the ship and then sneak away? n3n

OO: I doo stuff like that all the time! Between yoo and me...

OO: Acshoally, leaving too hang out on the Unbreakable Oonion was just an excoose too go someplace different? But that turned out too be a pretty poor idea.

OO: So maybe don't listen too me? Whoo knows.

IA: Okay 8ut f1rst cons1d3r that 1 was 100% aga1nst hav1ng to 3qu1p actual pants. 8ut 3v3ryth1ng chang3d wh3n you sa1d th3 Un8r3aka8l3 On1on.

IA: And 3v3ryth1ng was sudd3nly okay 1n th3 world.

OO: .3.

OO: I said OoOoOoOonion! Like... Oo! Not Oo! I mean...

OO: O)(!

IA: 8)

IA: Fuck1ng wast3d.

OO: S)(UT UP.

OO: Hehehe.

OO: *)(e...

IA: 3h3h3h3.

IA: 1 l1v3.

OO: But doo yoo have pants on?

IA: Good qu3st1on. St1ll d38at1ng.

IA: On th3 su8j3ct of want1ng to ch3ck out n3w plac3s. Okay.

IA: 1t's hard to f33l 8ad for you 1f your 1d3a of a good t1m3 was to hang out on th3 UU.

IA: Sp3c1al d3l1v3ry for Naun3t. Non3 p1ty, l3ft 8rok3n laugh gask3ts.

IA: You d1d th1s to yours3lf, t8h.

OO: I wasn't fishing for pity! -3-

OO: It was just an ANECDOTE yoo silly buoy.

IA: Your lam3 squ1d m1s3ry k33ps m3 so young.

OO: Yoar lame!!!!!!!! ಠ3ಠ

IA: Ar3 you sudd3nly a pyrok1n3t1c cuz that 8urn was so s1ck.

IA: 1'm ly1ng down aga1n. 1 don't th1nk 1 can r3cov3r.

IA: That and fuck pants.

OO: Boom! Wasted!!!!!!!! )(ehehehe!

OO: Anywave, soot yoarshelf.

IA: 1 w1ll soot mys3lf.

IA: 1'm soot1ng mys3lf r1ght now.

IA: You'r3 full of h3lpful sugg3st1ons today. What g1v3s.

OO: I love to help! n3n

IA: Th3 s3cr3t1ckl3r str1k3s aga1n.

OO: No one is safe. O3O

IA: 1 know your gam3.

IA: 1 happ3n to 3m8rac3 my fals3 s3ns3 of s3cur1ty.

IA: On3 day, Naun3t w1ll kn33drop m3 from th3 sky, k1ll1ng m3 1nstantly.

OO: Yoo WIS)(.

OO: But also, if yoo keep making fun of me, it's more likely to happen then yoo might think...

OO: Unless... OoOoOoOo)(!

OO: That was the plan all along. O3O

IA: So you adm1t 1t. You'v3 always 833n out to g3t m3.

IA: Lol, th3n what? 8;)

OO: T)(EN I KICK YOAR ASS!

OO: )(ehehehe.

IA: Unf. H3ll y3ah, k1ck my whol3 ass.

IA: Hav3 you 3v3r s33n m3? 1 walk around l1k3 1t's no8ody's 8us1n3ss. Pla1nly ask1ng for 1t.

IA: How do 1 mak3 1t past th3 front gat3? W3 just don't know.

OO: Troo enough! The only thing keeping me from helpfully punting yoo intoo the atmosphere is my steadfast devocean too staying classy.

OO: I can't shrimply beat yoo up... But maybe we could arrange some sort of dool?

OO: Where I slap yoo with a glove and stuff! n3n

OO: That sounds fun.

IA: Okay, 8ut who would com3 watch?

IA: W3 n33d 1nv1tat1ons for th1s sh1t.

OO: Whoo wouldn't?

OO: T)(ERE. I just made a post.

IA: D1tto.

IA: Th1s 1s V3nras Paxxas and 1 3ndors3 th1s m3ssag3.

OO: )(ooray!

IA: ...

IA: 1 just r3al1z3d you adv3rt1s3d on th3 UU thr3ad. Gd1.

IA: Okay, 1 gu3ss thos3 lam38oats can com3.

IA: 1t's not cool though, Naun3t. Not cool at all.

OO: n3~

IA: Why do 1 l3t you manag3 my ass-k1ck1ngs aga1n?

OO: Because I'm great at it, probubbly!

IA: 1 acknowl3dg3 that you ar3 argua8ly gr3at at som3 th1ngs.

OO: Aww... Yoar so sweet.

OO: When yoar not being STOOPID.

OO: <3

IA: 1'm only stup1d 83caus3 1 d1sagr33 w1th l1k3 70% of your tast3 1n d3c1s1ons.

OO: Yes? That's the point!

IA: ...1 must go.

OO: SEACOWARD.

IA: 1'll 83 th3 guy walk1ng around w1th a targ3t pract1c3 on my ass.

OO: And I'll be the foot wedged right in it! Sea yoo then.

IA: Hot.

IA: S33ya.

-- isometricAstrourbanization [IA] ceased pestering ondoyantOpalescence [OO] at 17:01 --