#isnt this the ask that got u into good omens? i feel like i remember u mentioning that

[frappe-the-peppermint]

@seven-stars-in-his-palm

Hello Mr Gaiman. I’m not sure that you’ll answer this question but it least I can say that I’ve tried.

So I’ve been rewatching season 2 today and I noticed that there was no holy water during the battle in the bookshop. Aziraphale can’t make any water holy? Or is he too good to use it against demons?

Why would he have holy water in his bookshop? It could hurt Crowley.

[strawbrymilkshake]

ok ACTUAL good omens au this time bc the tiniest push from @seasoning-city is apparently all the excuse i need to throw myself into this lmao 

mob as adam

serizawa as aziraphale

reigen as crowley

touichirou as gabriel

jodo as beelzebub

there’s A Lot here actually the rest is going under a read more jhgfdsf

mogami as hastur (and ligur)

shimazaki as death

minegishi as famine

hatori as pollution

shibata as war

kurosaki as agnes nutter

mezato as anathema

tome as newt

shou as pepper

ritsu as wensleydale

teru as brian

dimple as dog

onigawara as warlock

honestly i have no idea who shadwell and tracy would be

god and satan would probably just stay as god and satan u no

also minor human characters like the nuns and stuff. unless there’s like an extremely obvious parallel im missing but they get to stay

and uhhh i think thats it for character stuff honestly and i feel like the plot would go relatively the same??

OH I FORGOT serizawa’s umbrella instead of the flaming sword

also damn. i just remembered crowley’s bentley. can reigen even drive

OK OK so reigen wouldn’t be a one to one copy of crowley bc like gfdsdfg can you imagine BUT LIKE he’d def have the same rep in hell (he’s got that same ‘everybody fucking hates him’ energy among the psychic community that crowley does among the demons) & he would absolutely coast by on lying to his superiors and never do Any Fuckin Work (letting other people do his job & taking credit 👀). also he is 100% the type of person to confidently fuck up a baby switch

anyways i just thought of reigen with baby mob and ooughfhufhg I’m Soft

serizawa obvi also isn’t Exactly like aziraphale but he would have a similar hardship in defecting from his superiors and absolutely has that kind of initial blind following & belief in them that slowly starts to dwindle when reigen convinces him more. also he just acts out on his own anyway like giving away the flaming sword vs protecting reigen from touichirou’s attack, and they both also have those internal suspicions of the great plans™ u no

also im thinking that giving away the umbrella (which ik isnt v biblical™ but like bear w me lol) instead of the flaming sword to protect the humans kinda shows serizawa’s protectiveness and how Even More Unlike the rest of heaven he is bc he doesn’t even get a weapon in the first place. also could tie in to the umbrella being his room and like...idk. touichirou giving it to him like ‘it’s a piece of heaven’ but seri still giving it away bc he knows how badly the humans need protection. also don’t ask me how this would fit in to war getting it bc i just thought the umbrella = sword thing would be cool lmao

actually a lot of these things i didn’t put much thought into other than ‘thatd be funny lol’ like onigawara as warlock kjhghj but these shows are both SILLEY so im allowed to do what i want

honestly i just put mezato as anathema bc mezato telling mob what to say for his speech and anathema telling adam abt the evils™ of the world kind of reminded me of each other lmao

also idk how to feel abt The Them like for wtvr reason i feel like the awakening lab kids would fit them much more but also like....where would i put the boys........argh idk

and god there’s a lot more i could go into with this esp w reigen & serizawa’s relationship and how they act as a demon & angel respectively and i can feel my writing itch freaking tf out but its like 1am. i have to Do Shit tomorrow

also i havent read good omens or the mp100 manga and i feel like it’d be incredibly disingenuous for me to try and properly write this out fully w/out doing so, as much as i Desperately want to, so instead you get wtvr This is sdfghjk

also idk how to end this post but like if you read through all that thank you lmao pls indulge in this au w me