#isn't he just the cutest?

[orphetos]

Concept Angor's smile is unhinged as hell and I love it.

sauce: https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ50kzUAEVd/

[hooned]

STOP!! ✋️

[kneelingshadowsalome]

i loved knight!könig x princess!reader so much ahhhhh!

in my head they have a happy ending ‘a knight’s tale’ style where they find out that könig is the heir to some ancient royal line and so he can marry the princess and they live happily ever after 🥺🫠

They're so cute it's actually disgusting 💗 And I'm super cruel for giving them a little more trouble down the road before their HEA 🥲

I'm sure that after the first night they make love König actually goes a bit insane and "steals" her. They run off in the cover of night but then our poor knight falls into another depressive episode when he realises it's difficult to provide for his beloved without a name and a castle. If they go to his lands her father's men will only start a war on his own bannerman and root them out. So he returns her (screaming & crying) back to her room. No pussy for König for at least a week!! :(

Still, every new match of hers somehow ends up *oopsie daisy* deadly injured on this hunting trip or that. They drown in pools, suddenly die of a weak heart at the humble age of 20, and our cutesy little reader gets a reputation that any man who asks for her hand gets cursed. No one dares to approach the Thorned Maiden (who's actually blessed with so many kisses and some nice deprived dicking every other night ^^), and so when the old king eventually dies (of natural causes), the princess ascends the throne and picks herself a husband to rule by her side.

No one is surprised that it just so happens to be the loyal old dog who guarded her door even when she slept. No one also dares to ask how is it possible that their firstborn came screaming into the world only 6 months after the wedding. The kingdom has never seen brighter days so who are they to question gods and kings?

[bigassbowlingballhead]

THERE HE IS. MY MAP DADDY

[likesummerrainn]

AEW Dynamite | 08.21.24

[commandertartarsmoocher]

Oh hey, it's Commander Tartar and Smollusk hanging out!

The silly has been contained...

... Smollusk seems to be having fun so it's fine, right?

This lovely humanoid Smollusk design was made by the very talented @melonenbrot !

[daily-hanamura]

[wikitpowers]

ash has a pet chinchilla. i repeat: ash morgenstern has a pet chinchilla. just putting that out there.

like this guy has one of these cuties who he just hangs out with :(

[psychokinetic-ectoplasm]

Dan Aykroyd as Jack Lambert in Getting Away With Murder (1996)

[ocarina-overture]

what a familiar face!

[wearecrowley]

[yangjeongin]

fox in a box

[bewilderedbunny]

Not in all seriousness- we should further discuss Eddie’s hole. We need to be championing the hole movement

Thank you for bringing this up. Eddie's hole is a topic I'm very passionate about. Look at this face and tell me he's not begging for a pegging:

[beachyserasims]

Say hello to our final round of couples!!

Autumn & Darion

Judi & Rowan

Jasmine & Justin

Scene is by the lovely @slfjcreative

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[mrehkka]

Benni stops by Zim's base sometimes to check up on him and try to get Zim to run away with him and hide from the Empire aboard his ship (he's a pilot and the head of the organic sweep team)..... I realized belatedly that bc he's wearing purple and has one of those head devices, he kinda looks like a tall buff Tak whoops

Also, enjoy zim and skoodge in Earth clothes lol

[pardonmydelays]

SHOWTIME!

fave lyrics from "what'd i miss?"?

YO YO YOOOO WHAT TIME IS IT

anyway, my favourite lyrics:

i've been in paris meeting lots of different ladies, i guess i basically missed the late eighties - it always makes me laugh shhshdh

where have you been?/uhh... france - i mean the delivery of this line is everything, i love daveed so much; fun fact here: the uhh... france wasn't lin's original idea, it was daveed's improvisation & lin liked it so much they just added it to the song lol

i have my first cabinet meeting today, i guess i better think of something to say - ok, yeah, i just picked the funniest lines today lol sorry can't help it it's such a fun song

bonus: i am giving you this short clip from the interview with daveed diggs today where he's talking about playing both lafayette & jefferson, because he is so precious & i am forcing you to look at my son him: