#islander: pol chroma

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Sprite thinks Pol needs a sweetheart. We're off to a bad start already. Pol is marked as undateable.

(Actually on the submission form they're marked as being able to date a specific person, but nobody was listed as the specific person, and on the babies question they're marked as unable to marry, so i'm assuming being marked as being able to date someone was a misclick or something.)

ANYWAY. Sprite wants to set up Pol with Elle. I told him that's a bad idea.

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ohhhhh shittttttttt

Sprite and Pol got into a fight!

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Pol and Sprite have become best friends!

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You're watching Mii News!

Mini ten-gallon hats are seeing a surge in popularity this season.

According to one shop, they are selling three times faster than normal this year.

Lumi, a lover of mini ten-gallon hats, said: "They're popular because they look great on kids and grown-ups. See?"

She might have a point. I should get to the shops too...

We asked some islanders for their thoughts on the matter.

Poppy: "You should have come to me about this first. I have the inside scoop!"

Neri: "Do you guys cover anything serious?"

Thanks for watching!

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oh that's fascinating

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I calmed down Sprite and it went to apologize to Pol.

...The two made up!

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Sprite thinks Jaime needs a sweetheart...

...but it doesn't know Maple, so he can't set Jaime up with them! FUUUUUUCCCCKKK!!!!

additional note: wtf happened here??

additional additional note: sprite's idea for who to set jaime up with was maya.

...uh. i just told sprite not to bother.

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Polaris "Pol" Chroma from @prof-polaris just moved in!

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A-FUCKING-NOTHER LOVE BUBBLE what is HAPPENING TODAY

it's wallace i'm gonna cry. what do you want

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sylvan should NOT have won this rap battle 💀

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Love bubble!

It's Wallace..........

what do you want wallace.............................

no, wallace...................................................

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Luci thinks Pol needs a sweetheart. They do not. Luci wants to set up Pol with Kopi. Do not. Do that.

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You're watching Mii News!

Maya turned 35 today.

Here's footage of the birthday celebration coming to you live from Rotomblr Hotel.

We asked some islanders for their thoughts on the matter.

Chrys: What a wonderful day!

Sephy: Maya must feel pretty important today...

Thanks for watching!