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[deadwapiti-fr]

Ishram, a man who went from royalty, servant, to royal servant. 

[1863-project]

A Comprehensive List of Bob Mortimer’s Cat Names

Someone made a search that you can check, but I decided to just put them all in one easy list for my own amusement. Remember, they’re just £8.00 p.a.!

Most recent cat names tweet: August 8th, 2019

Tony Caramel

Ron Paving

Clive Eloquence

Paul Workclothing

Gary Chapati

Ken Turmoil

Max Panscourer

Pat Twat (with a sibling; Pat and Ron Twat cannot be split)

Len Murder

Dave Bowl

Barbara Lighthouse (reappears later as Barbara’s Lighthouse)

Perry Similar

Kenny Carpets

Tracy Everywhere

Johnny Cointreau

Mark Pork

Todd Farty

Anton Saucepans

Muriel Breakthrough

Ronnie Pom-pom

John Pudding

Brad Shit

P.O. Box 6

Ken Tussle

15 Inch Ron

Dean Atlas

Aromatic Pat

Craig’s Anus

Mary Berry’s Crack Den

Duncan Sparkles

Low Tim

Madam Hats

Ali Ballbag Ltd. (reappears as Ali Ballbag without the Ltd. later)

Long Ron

Tepid Ken

Ruth Worksurface

Roxy Backwater

Duncan Cardoors

Sausage and Tits

Pat Stott

Donny Fortuna

Careful Tits

Bobby Resistance

Special Agent Parsley

Anton Crackpipe

Sargeant Walnuts (sp.)

Pete! Dave! Over Here!

Sausages and Laughter (x2)

Debbie Wilson

Ishram Canister

Jupiter Whistles

Shakira’s Cock

Babs Moonwater

Ricky Drinkingchocolate

Bitter n’ Tits

Cat McPatPiss

Pork Water

Funk Kurtain

Meal of Rice (x2)

Webcam Gary

Aldi Suitcases

Papa Halfords

Ocado Stungun

Tits McMillets

Threat Level Tesco

Agent Shitfarm

Mainly Sausages

Titted Biscuits

The Cable Guy

Frank Canons Cock

Twenty Posts

Flappy McSusan

Shitfarm Padlock

Pillau Nice

Django Untrained (x3)

Kenny Mousetits

Gas Board Shitstorm

Gary Plasters

Let It Go From Frozen

6 Miles to Debenhams

Ken Lump

Sarah Access

Don Partial

Cool Balls

Mick Moth

Flicks Puffins

Angela Ding-Dong

Pat McPuff

Whistles McFarmland

Roy Mincemeat

Kate Peppers (minimum 3 year lease)

Bus Pass Ron

Kitchen Shitstorm

Wendy Broadcast

Bert Onesie

Karen Pancake

King Ali Shitty Shotty

Steve Briefcase

Randy Pancake (a sibling of Karen?)

Shitfarm Sprinkler

Jane Coconuts Gun

Whistles McCrackling

Jim Equipment

Ron O’Congo

Mars Barr

Pat Shatty

Len Chestweasels

Humphrey Barcode

Shit Car

Gentle Kenneth

Rusty Seduction

Doctor Handrail

Dusty Handmusic

Quality Parsnips

Edith’s Tits

7 Hamburgers

Mike Drink

Napoli Rodriguez

Fish and Tits

Gary Whelks

Pat du Jour

Sandy Fingerings

Dusty Sequence

FriendlyToffeeBloke

Buttery Ken

Fox Leftovers (x2)

The Anus

Jackie Doritos

Harry Tits

Billy the Pigeon

Honestly Shitfaced

Darren Plunge

Ronnie California

Karen Cobblers

Geoffrey Fire

ITV One

Top Heavy Ken

Comfortable Derek

Patrick Cups

ITV One + 1

Passive Matthew

Keith’s Dick

Yusef Nightmares

Watery Ron

The Cake

The Evil Coin

Tanned Hand

Formally Bernard

50 Shits

Strongly Ron

Intelligence and Turnips

The Bomb Club

Zac Parliament

Gary Venue

Buttery Paul

Long Rodney

Papa Handwash

Ravioli Townsend

Cuba Big Tits Jr

Watery Bill

Slightly Tofu

Indian Suitcase

Ian’s Butter

Meal of Pickles

Floating Tiger Hidden Moorhen

Yousef Metabolism

BBC’s The Office

Alison Hedgefund

Christ in Flight

Remote Toby

Sensual Ken

Mr Shite

Swords and Cakes

Dons Crabs

Ken Wok

Todd Nightly

All The Meats

Gradual Henry

Problems and Co

Anal September

Turkey Disturbance

Presently Walnuts

Crackers McKnackers

Brian Harvey’s Xmas

Greetings O’Jesus

Nut 31

Anus of Snow

Wizard of Tits

Vegan Relative

Sprouts McStuffing

X-Factor Final

Greetings From Hull?

Lovely Sprouts

The Sack

Inspector Partridge

Aldi 5-Bird Roast

[there’s more in the photo but sadly they’re cropped]

Kissy Lipsauce

Lacey Bedspread

Tender Gary

Softy Pinkpowders

Strokey McPokey

Ronnie Omelettes

Gary from Admin

Lidl Wayne

Aldi Best

Cedric Latenights

Broccoli Highkicks

Sirius Cockhopper

Bubbles McParty

Mr. Several Businesses

Donny Romance

Ken Rope

Puff Stepdad

Well Done Deborah

Fire Hawk

Valerie Simpleton

The Plasterer

Gary Avenue

I <3 Lids

Slippery Wilf

Alan’s Mam’s Dentist

Pork n’ Pancakes

Ring of Mince

The Carpet Fitter

Burnt Shite

Sausages and Makeup

Seeping Turkey Hidden Baubles

Donny Chestnuts

Paul Pogba’s Sat Nav

Terence Tinsel Jr.

Gifty McWhiffle

Jonny Fondling

Banana in Transit

The Gift of Barry

Chocolates Near Bottoms

Sentimental Craig

Not Now Raymond

The Many Chins of Derek O

Meet Me at Halfords

Brigadier Knickers

Rt. Hon. Nutty Shite

Russ Abbot’s Cape

Dave’s Hand Cream

Paul Blart Falafel Cop

Cupboard of Vests

Agnes Fags (cigarettes, not the slur)

German Ice

Liquorice Mick

The 8th Ron of Luton

That Bloke What Stinks

Ron’s Liquids

Hot Chilli Whistles

Pottery and Nonsense

The Very Long Bag

Dean Gaffney’s Cauldron

Lynn’s Windows

Chad Salad

Gustav Hosiery

Hans Downtrousers

Gerhardt Nightcreeper

Jean Paul BuggerAll

Atem Ben Chinstrap

Myfanwy Mindwallop

Carlos Whispers

H From Steppes

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@pongodoodle

Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

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The Unwanted Ones is on Tapas!

I’ve finally made it! I’m publishing this godforsaken book on Tapas and I’m absolutely freaking out. This story has been with me for ten years of my life and it means the world to me. I can only hope it will be close to your hearts as much as it’s been close to mine during my life.

SYNOPSYS:

Ishram is two thousand years old, although he's only been living half of his time. His world changes dramatically in the blink of an eye, and every time there's a different face welcoming back into existence. It's a curse. There's no way out. Stuck in a loop someone else decided upon him, his family is the only thing that keeps him grounded, and waits for him through the ages. Alas, everything is bound to change. Now, Ishram may wake up for his last and final time, and be free of his chains. Or even more tangled in them.

Read it on Tapas!

[fusefr]

a little planned dress update for Ishram!

sparkle sparkle

[vicegrips-fr]

Hey y’all!

I haven’t been very active lately on here lately, which is partially due to the fact that my job keeps me pretty busy (and tired, orz), and partially because I’ve kinda lost interest in what’s currently happening in my lore. This is probably due to the fact that I’ve already planned so far ahead (oops) and at this point I’m ready to get to the juicer bits. So, with that said, I’ve decided to go ahead and write a few info dumps in hopes that I can move forward and enjoy writing my lore again. A lot of this will be me explaining and revealing where Mordecai came from, as well as what the Blight Touched territory/aesthetic is like. I’ll also write out what happens with Ishram as well, only instead of continuing to drag it out, I’ll likely be splicing written scenes in with info instead. Oh, and since some of Mordecai’s history is particularity violent and handles subject matters that I’m sure some people would rather avoid reading, I’ll be putting those bits in a separate post/posts with warnings attached!

[greenroz]

ishita raman roxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[deadwapiti-fr]

Some more dragons to introduce!

First row, left to right is Hirluin and Maas.

Hirluin is the son of King Claudandus and The Vulture Queen Fallah who lives at the castle. He has free reign to do what he wants whenever he wants. Rarely is he ever actually told no. He quite spoiled as well as when he asks for something quite expensive he does indeed get it. There has been some thought to shaping him up a bit, but that thought hasn’t been worked on at all.

Maas is a guard who has been assigned to watch Hirliun and make sure he doesn’t get himself killed. She doesn’t really enjoy the job as she sees it as glorified babysitting. She had wanted to take on something that was more important, but alas this is what she has to do at the current time. 

Next row is Ishram and Martyr. 

Ishram has quite the history as he was once an adviser to a king, watched that kingdom fall to the king’s brother, was made a servant by the brother, and watched that kingdom be taken over by Claudandus. Now Claudandus has made him the adviser of the arena in the kingdom. It’s not as good of a job as it sounds, as Ishram is made to take care of the arena, the warriors, and to clean up the bloody battles. He quite hates the job, but has become close friends with Abraxas from it. 

Martyr is also known as the White Raven Seer. With her many eyes she claims that she can see right through a dragon to see what will become of them in their life. Claudandus is quite sure of her word, and is often found going to her to see just what could become of him. He had also place Lyra under Martyr as that the White Raven Seer can make sure his little jewel does not run off on him. Martyr though finds herself disliking Lyra.

[thorstbench]

Five Senses Aesthetic - Ishram

@kurogoesinthedas tagged me!!!! Tysm bab omg omg (I’ve got no idea what the rules are but I guess bold what nails the char?)

I’m tag-haunting these folks: @pongodoodle @goblin-sharks-and-pitbulls

SIGHT.

small towns. big cities. six thirty curfews. lights that take the place of stars. blanket nests. light through the blinds as a wake up call. found family. finding a single star in the middle of new york city. window shopping. watching something terrible and enjoying it. growing numb to the sight of injustice. wilted flowers. faded caricatures. bright, bold colours.

HEARING.

crickets and lightning bugs. car engines and a/c units. a phone call to mum / dad. laughing with friends. jokes that are so bad you have to laugh. the clicking of computer keys. noise cancelling headphones. the sound of silence. muffled music from another room. drumming fingertips on a table. clicking of pens. listening to a clock and swearing the ticks get slower. ringing in the ears. the voice of someone you love. pitch shifted songs.

TOUCH.

being held close during a long night. fleeting reassurances. holding hands when you’re scared. brushing fingers through strands of hair. freshly dried clothes. bruises on your knuckles. silk and satin. your favourite pet’s fur or feather. wringing your hands anxiously. snuggles. comforters in the dead of winter. nails against skin. cold metal. leather in summer.

TASTE.

coffee in the morning. tea in the evening. bubblegum that lost its flavor. alcohol burning the back of your throat. homemade cooking, no matter what’s made. blood in your mouth. stale air. mint. fresh vegetables. that processed taste of citrus candy. the first meal you cook by yourself that tastes good. foreign sweets. fast food. bittersweet. sour. spicy. sweet. bitter. too much salt on fries.

SMELL.

morning glories and honeysuckles. freshly cut grass. hot chocolate in the middle of winter. nail polish. acetone. hospital rooms. smoke. hair spray. your favourite shampoo /conditioner. the scent of home. perfume. cologne. mint. something burning. wet dogs. copper. metal. unemptied ash trays. something familiar yet different. camp fires.

[thorstbench]

*slides in* *clears throat* So... I heard you're thinking about making a dating sim... Tell me more. I'm listening.

H-henlo.

I mean, @pongodoodle puts in the drawings, I put the dialogues & descriptions!! I’m the writer basically kjhgfghjkhg

I’m currently world-building  trying to tangle everyone up in some clusterfuck huehuehuehu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So far I can just tell you who’s gonna be in the sim:- Ishram- Zjarr- Amar- Guy With a Name I Have Yet to Find

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Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Ishram

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Amar

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Taavi

Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Zjarr

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VAMKmxalkmKXAL LMAO I'm no coward, I can't bring myself to say I want to be vored by ur OCs and go on anon while doing it hhh I'm excited to see more of ur characters tho !!!

BDBDJSHHSAKHSSK if @pongodoodle allows me, I’ve saved all the progress on Ishram’s design 👀👀👀👀 I can’t wait to share them tbh I’m here jumping everywhere fjdbfskhfskbd

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Apart from that orribile message you have received about you current project, which I don't understand cause it's normal to change ideas thoughout the planning, you said there is a title and a blog?

I know nonnie, it’s oblivious to me as well why people get surprised or confused by WIPs.

And yes, I’ve mentioned the future existence of a title, a blog, and an actual plot. We have none of that atm but ideas & options we have to do.

We have a lot of ideas about where we want the game to go, but still, we need to find a compromise on which one is the better one and how to tell it. It’s a lot of work, really, but I’m positive we’re gonna get there.

My point was, you can ask specific questions once the title will be definitive and maybe a blog dedicated to it will be created. So far, we’re just brainstorming & sharing part of the process with you guys.

So far the only certain thing is who will be in the thing:

- (My OCs) Zjarr, Amar, Ishram- (Pongo's OCs) Zaira, Nefti, Varas, Amon, Ilyas, Ross, Nohr

And, of course, MC. But MC is strictly related to the plot, which we still have yet to decide which option we like most, so. It’s really just about that.

Just so we avoid doubts and misunderstandings.

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I mean if any of them want to vore me I ain't complaining ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (pls i'm so sorry i'm like this ,,, i have wendigo OCs so i've been conditioned hh,,)

JDKFHSJDFGKDJDSHD YOU GOT BALLZ MY FRIEND. Or you forgot to click anon.

Still, I’ll give you that.

I mean Ishram would be like “wtf is vore, wait Ima check the Google”(and procede to do this face:

)

Zjarr would just “eh”, shrug, and walk away

Amar will definitely be like “uhhhh nope” (he used to protect humans from hunts sooooo jhgfghjkjhg)

Maybe Guy With No Name would be down for it, he's the least human-friendly of them all jdshfjgskdj

[thorstbench]

Hi! Just wanted to say that your OCs sound amazing, and I can’t believe I didn’t know about them until now! The relationship between Zjarr, Hjalmar/Amar and Ishram sounds great, I love complex relationships. Also the fact Yet-To-Be-Named is crushing on Ishram is exciting to me, because I love the trope of villains and heroes falling for each other. They all sound brilliant and I can’t wait to learn more! Also, Zjarr... *fans self*

*wipes tears* omg hi, thank you so much for this ask?

Idk if you follow The Arcana, but when I saw Nahara…. She’s got the same skin tone and attitude I imagine for Zjarr. Which was v weird cuz I’ve been working on these guys since I was 14 djhskshdks

Anyway thank u so much 😭😭😭