#isat rp blog act 1

[defender-of-jouvente]

You're one of the saviors, right? Can I ask a weird questions? Do you, ah, know if the cute savior in the hat and cloak is single? Just asking for a friend! It feels too embarrassing to ask the person themself, and I figure you'd know since you're friends. I assume you're friends at least. Sorry, I'm rambling.

Well, this may come as a shock, but I really have no idea! We've all been a little too preoccupied with saving Vaugarde to think about that kind of stuff! Not to mention he's always been rather private!!

Maybe you should just work up the courage to ask them yourself! It might take a little while, heck, by the time you do they'll probably have found someone else! But there's plenty of weird little rogues in the sea, right? Haha!!!!

[defender-of-jouvente]

WHAT? HUH? MAYBE? I DON'T KNOW???? I'VE NEVER MET THEM???? HUH?

Hey Bonboooon, heard you made a friend at the Favor Tree! Why- uh- why are people telling me they glow and are a god.

{@defender-of-jouvente}

LULU’S A GOD?????

[defender-of-jouvente]

Check by Favor Tree.

o7

[defender-of-jouvente]

alright, you asked for it...here comes as many cat facts as I can fit in this one ask!

1, kittens are born blind and deaf, around one week of age, the eyes and ears will slowly open up. 2. the mother cat has colostrum in her milk, to aid in the development of her kits 3. female cats can gt pregnant at as young as six months. 4. spaying and neutering cats is important, support TNR; trap neuter return! 5. at two weeks of age, kittens can practice walking! 6. at 3 weeks of age, teeth will come in. but they aren't for eating meat yet, they're for grooming. 7. at four weeks, kittens can try solid food. 8. cats are crepuscular, more active during the dawn and dusk hours. 9. kittens sleep a lot because their growth hormones are released during rest. 10. kittens twitch in their sleep because it's the brain firing off neurons. these twitches are signs that the body is learning about itself.

Heheheheheheheheheeeee....... Kittens..........

[defender-of-jouvente]

Oh! Moss is actually technically good for you! it helps your heart and has fibers and vitamins in it! But it’s usually not recommended raw… :P

I think. There are a lot of other things out there.... That do the same thing.... And aren't. Moss..........................................

[flowerhopegalaxy]

That gift was for your Stardust..  I should’ve been more clear next time… 

Hey does your Stardust know that you can talk to us yet? Sorry but I’m late to the party so I wanted to give something for kind of the holidays? *A present appears in front of you it looks like a gift wrapped fork except it bigger and and the middle one is longer than the rest* (I forgot what it’s called but it’s one of the ninja turtles weapons)

As far as I'm aware, Stardust only knows what all little chef has said about me, so I'd guess not. He's not even aware I've already spoken to him through your channels, so until we have our in-person chat or unless someone breaks that news I don't see them finding out on their own. (You unwrap the gift and give it a good look over.) Certainly a well made I assume weapon. I think I'll stick to the whips for my defensive tools, but I see no reason to turn down a holiday gift like this, especially after accepting two others.

(You got a Sai. You set it down next to your whips.) Hopefully this isn't a trend that snowballs into me getting an armory worth of weapons to my name - that would pose a different problem, but I digress. Enjoy your holiday and all of its included festivities.

[defender-of-jouvente]

YOU

M. ME???????????????

[defender-of-jouvente]

you would explode if you knew what mizu5 is

The what huh?

[defender-of-jouvente]

i cannot believe you people.

[housemaiden-of-change]

Right!

How are we going to split the search party, Madame?

Alright everyone, let's recuperate

Boniface is missing right now due to some... cyberbullies

Their phone is functional though cracked

{She put the phone down on the table in the clock house for everyone to see}

They couldn't have gone far... My guess is they're at the vegetable patch, though them being somewhere else is an option

I would like to ask that we work on getting them back... losing them the day before we go to the house would be dastardly

[defender-of-jouvente]

I AM BEING ASSAULTED ON ALL SIDES

[defender-of-jouvente]

Your freckles are pretty /p

eheheheheheheheheeee......... thaaaank youuuuuuu~

[defender-of-jouvente]

everyone but your crush knows about your crush, isa

G.

[snackssaviour]

Hey! Hey, Belle!! (They sat there, bright eyes, kicking their feet back and forth. Clearly very happy, despite the situation.)

《 Wait. 》

《 IS THIS A [BEEP]ING THORN BUSH 》

《 MOTHER[BEEP]ING [BEEP] [BEEEP,] [ BEE ] [BEE] [BEEP]!!!!!》

《 There is a rustle in the distance!!!! Ow!!!! [BEEEEEEEEP]!!!!! 》

《 [Scrambling sfx] [Running sfx] [Fall sfx] [Oof!] [Grunt sfx] 》

《 In the midst of middle dormont! We see!!! Mirabelle!!! Sadly messaging Isabeau that she couldn't find them, and that she'd be going back to the Clocktower.》

《 She enters, stopping as she sees Bonnie and Odile. Right. Right crabbing there??? What??? She looks at her phone, then to them, then at her phone, messaging Isabeau that they were back and Odile must have found them. WhaHAAAAAAT???? Well, luck must be on your side then! Mwehee!~》

《Through her stupid blubbering she's able to finally choke out a mild volumed》 "Bonnie???" 《And nothing else! Hehe, guess Odile's chopped liver! Makes sense. She's wrinkly like a brain, hehehehe...》

[defender-of-jouvente]

"These lips have a reservation on 'em!" Oh, who for, might I ask? Does the big tough savior have a sweetheart at home or something?

I MEAN. M. MAYBE. MAYBE I DO. AND IF I DON'T. MAYBE I WILL. SOON????

AND I MEAN IT'D BE NICE IF THEY SAID YES BUT IF THEY DON'T THEN THAT'S OKAY TOO!!!! THAT MEANS MY LIPS ARE BACK ON THE TABLE. REALLY THEY'LL PROBABLY BE BACK ON THE TABLE AFTER THAT FIRST KISS, HAHA! ASSUMING WE HAVE IT. B. BECAUSE I DEFINITELY HAVEN'T BEEN. F. FAN- THINKING ABOUT THAT. OFTEN. OR ANYTHING. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

BUT THEN THESE LIPS ARE FREE GAME. UNLESS THEY DON'T WANT THEM TO BE???? THAT WOULD BE PRETTY COOL. HAH.

BUT IF WE DO. HAVE A FIRST KISS. THEN I KNOW IT'LL BE GOOD. BECAUSE. THESE LIPS HAVE BEEN ON RESERVATION FOR SO LONG!

THAT KISS IS AGING. LIKE FINE WINE. OR PERHAPS CHEESE MAYBE. CHEESE IS PRETTY GOOD.

[I'm going to be sick.]

[defender-of-jouvente]

There IS a way to appease us. Eat the moss.