#isabela (dragon age)

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Isabela: I guess we'll do this the old-fashioned way. [pulls out a Molotov cocktail] Lord of Fortune!Rook: How did you make that so fast?!

[valentinelovesdragonage]

Mw rook has my heart

[stealingpotatoes]

broke: everyone calls Hawke by surname bc the game can't get people to say your custom name

woke: nobody in Kirkwall knows Hawke's first name

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[arizonaranger]

I should have guessed who comes up with their awesome outfits.

[sinizade]

I'm back with Dragon Age 2 baby

I like to think it was Tallis who chose Nadia's clothes for the mission at Chateau Haine

[albaharu]

did you know if you support merrill in her act 2 mission you get rivalry points with everyone except isabela and varric. anyway merrill support team no one is gonna be mean to her on my watch

extra:

[elfboypussy]

dude idk what’s wrong with me but dragon age 2 has been on the edge of my psyche for the past month since i finished the game

[yudol-skorbi]

so this is basically how lord of fortune rook was recruited

[milton-chamberlain]

[bemp0]

Morning sea breeze

[strawberrypirates]

guess who's been playing dragon age 2...

[rook-laidir]

The DA Companions/Advisors and the Hate Comments They’d Leave on Your TikToks

I worked too hard on this and I’m sorry

[revenantttt]

Isabela: Great show. Guess the Mourn Watch are good at fighting more than just skeletons. Rook: Well, when you think about it, we're always fighting skeletons. Sometimes they're just still inside people.

[stealingpotatoes]

sequel to this -- they had to find out!

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[mosswiind]

"why are the lords of fortune ethical treasure hunters wtfffff"

do

do we not remember

what happened

when isabela, admiral of the lords of fortune

stole an important cultural artifact

from the qunari

do we not remember the arishok fight

do we not remember why we had the arishok fight

isabela doesn't run the lords of fortune the way she does because she loves Ethical Piracy

isabela runs the lords the way she does because the last time she stole something important, kirkwall happened

having appraisers from a bunch of different cultures absolutely makes sense, and grabbing a finders fee for getting stuff back to its respective place is pretty reasonable (labour should be compensated)

like...it IS ethical piracy, but the root of it was never "oh maybe we should do better," it was always "hello my name is isabela and i would like to not get bodied by the entire qunari population a second time"

[housederiva]

Feel like pure shit just want her back x