#isa already convinced me lol but i need to be validated

[dustydaddyyy]

...........would anybody read a joel miller x pregnant!reader slow burn in the jackson era.........which would have scenes/lines including (but not limited to):

"what do you mean you think I'm pregnant?!"

"on the list of stupid things I have gotten up to, this has to take the top spot"

"you'd think after 56 years of life you'd have perfected the pull-out method...."

"if nobody thought i had daddy issues before, they definitely do now,"

and:

"we're just friends who. . . happen to be having a baby"

"no, we're friends who got irresponsibly drunk and engaged in unsafe sex even though we're supposed to be adults and know better and now have to bring a baby into a post-apocalytpic hellscape, where it has an exactly 50% survival rate."

"you really suck the fun out of everything,"

AND ellie (bonus!)

"oh man. . . you really can't keep it in your pants, can you, old man?"

"i mean. . . it's not like you can get her pregnant again. . . so i'd say go for it,"

"I thought your sex drive was supposed to get lower the older you got,"