#is there a membership card?

[dailyfigures]

A WIN FOR THE LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!

[seo-changbinnies]

my favorite binnie looks (215/∞)

[mikatoonist]

some more club penguin things! 🎵🛢🍾

wanted to do another one of these 💖

do you recognise any of them?

[kaijutegu]

Jima stole my wallet.

[tvlandofficiall]

[bakaqb]

a glimpse of the past

[thatsbelievable]

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

FBI’s MOST WANTED traumatised

*shoot on sight*

[pulpsandcomics2]

Boris Badenov Fan Club

[43sol]

marriage in all things but name

[bunny-banana]

Havers leaving Cap during Pride Month....... truly sickening

[brofisting]

i love what happened on this account profile when i selected “prefer not to say” for gender during the registration process

[masamunearts]

The funniest part of Blue Exorcist reviving is realizing I'm not only gnawing at the bars of my enclosure but my humor has not matured in the slightest and I'm already cooking up posts

[coralinnii]

I crave for a gathering of the different villainess AU MCs. A mutual commiserating over their villain-like lovers/husbands. A hey you were transmigrated too! Or in Floyd's case, help me what did I do wrong to deserve this! What kinds of interesting conversations, alliances, and other shenanigans may happen?

Imagine a round table of villain/ess!readers just discussing the insanity that is their situation. Like cue the topics that lead into existential crisis and maybe a few geek outs. 

One villain/ess!reader: Do you think the Spiderverse is real, then? Oh dang, maybe there’s a Pokémon world somewhere! 

Another villain/ess!reader: Ohhh, wonder what we gotta do to get reincarnated into that one?

Villain/ess!reader C: At least we're not in a horror genre… 

Imagine becoming the most peaceful era of all times because so many powerful members of nobility and even members of royalty are basically besties for some unknown reason. They really be bringing the kingdoms together.

Malleus’ villain/ess!reader: I’ll try to convince Malleus to join this year’s Noble Gathering. 

Leona’s villain/ess!reader, smirking: Don’t worry, I’ll make sure Leona shows up. He ain’t skipping if I got anything to say about it.

Imagine non-reincarnators, including the TWST men, not being able to make heads or tails of the slangs the villain/ess!readers use around each other. It’s like a whole another language in itself. It’s mostly to make sure no one knows what they’re saying but also because it’s fun. 

Azul’s villain/ess!reader: hey bestie, that heroine of yours be acting real sus, not gonna lie. 

Riddle’s villain/ess!reader: you think so? Do you think she’s a you know…? 

Azul’s villain/ess!reader: I don’t know about that. All I know is that she’s one thirsty bit-

Or sharing embarrassing reincarnator moments. 

Kalim’s villain/ess!reader: Kalim did something really sweet recently and I accidentally told him he had rizz. He started hounding me on what that meant and now he can’t stop saying it.  

Leona’s villain/ess!reader: At least you didn’t get caught saying “I’m not a furry but…” to your new beastman husband. 

Imagine the villain/ess!readers having actual discussions in figuring out who else might be reincarnators and making plans to bring them in. 

Jade’s villain/ess!reader: So Jade’s brother is currently chasing after someone…and I think the script has changed, you get me?

Azul’s villain/ess!reader: Oh dear, and with Floyd too? That’s a tough one. 

Malleus’ villain/ess!reader: I think I might have found another script-changer…

Riddle’s villain/ess!reader: Actually, me too…

Kalim’s villain/ess!reader: Now that you mentioned it…

Idia’s villain/ess!reader: Wow, so many newcomers! We should start making welcome gift baskets at this point. 

Vil’s villain/ess!reader: Oh, should we~? Vil has so many amazing skincare potions! 

Leona’s villain/ess!reader: No. Just…no.

[spookebee]

Everyday I think about the fact that Finnick Fox has a Costco card

[gammija]

maybe i havent relistened to tma in too long, but reading gertrude as not having any morals never rlly makes sense to me - she definitely did some awful things, but never for self gain, or just for funsies - she (and everyone else in the know at that time) literally thought she was saving billions of lives while losing as few as possible. like jon was going to do in 200 if not for the web lighter. those might not be decisions people agree with, and she went about them coldly, but they are decisions based on what seems to be quite a strong moral conviction, namely that the most lives should and need to be saved at any cost