#is there a membership card?

[seo-changbinnies]

my favorite binnie looks (215/∞)

[kaijutegu]

Jima stole my wallet.

[bakaqb]

a glimpse of the past

[thatsbelievable]

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

FBI’s MOST WANTED traumatised

*shoot on sight*

[pulpsandcomics2]

Boris Badenov Fan Club

[43sol]

marriage in all things but name

[bunny-banana]

Havers leaving Cap during Pride Month....... truly sickening

[brofisting]

i love what happened on this account profile when i selected “prefer not to say” for gender during the registration process

[coralinnii]

I crave for a gathering of the different villainess AU MCs. A mutual commiserating over their villain-like lovers/husbands. A hey you were transmigrated too! Or in Floyd's case, help me what did I do wrong to deserve this! What kinds of interesting conversations, alliances, and other shenanigans may happen?

Imagine a round table of villain/ess!readers just discussing the insanity that is their situation. Like cue the topics that lead into existential crisis and maybe a few geek outs. 

One villain/ess!reader: Do you think the Spiderverse is real, then? Oh dang, maybe there’s a Pokémon world somewhere! 

Another villain/ess!reader: Ohhh, wonder what we gotta do to get reincarnated into that one?

Villain/ess!reader C: At least we're not in a horror genre… 

Imagine becoming the most peaceful era of all times because so many powerful members of nobility and even members of royalty are basically besties for some unknown reason. They really be bringing the kingdoms together.

Malleus’ villain/ess!reader: I’ll try to convince Malleus to join this year’s Noble Gathering. 

Leona’s villain/ess!reader, smirking: Don’t worry, I’ll make sure Leona shows up. He ain’t skipping if I got anything to say about it.

Imagine non-reincarnators, including the TWST men, not being able to make heads or tails of the slangs the villain/ess!readers use around each other. It’s like a whole another language in itself. It’s mostly to make sure no one knows what they’re saying but also because it’s fun. 

Azul’s villain/ess!reader: hey bestie, that heroine of yours be acting real sus, not gonna lie. 

Riddle’s villain/ess!reader: you think so? Do you think she’s a you know…? 

Azul’s villain/ess!reader: I don’t know about that. All I know is that she’s one thirsty bit-

Or sharing embarrassing reincarnator moments. 

Kalim’s villain/ess!reader: Kalim did something really sweet recently and I accidentally told him he had rizz. He started hounding me on what that meant and now he can’t stop saying it.  

Leona’s villain/ess!reader: At least you didn’t get caught saying “I’m not a furry but…” to your new beastman husband. 

Imagine the villain/ess!readers having actual discussions in figuring out who else might be reincarnators and making plans to bring them in. 

Jade’s villain/ess!reader: So Jade’s brother is currently chasing after someone…and I think the script has changed, you get me?

Azul’s villain/ess!reader: Oh dear, and with Floyd too? That’s a tough one. 

Malleus’ villain/ess!reader: I think I might have found another script-changer…

Riddle’s villain/ess!reader: Actually, me too…

Kalim’s villain/ess!reader: Now that you mentioned it…

Idia’s villain/ess!reader: Wow, so many newcomers! We should start making welcome gift baskets at this point. 

Vil’s villain/ess!reader: Oh, should we~? Vil has so many amazing skincare potions! 

Leona’s villain/ess!reader: No. Just…no.

[gammija]

maybe i havent relistened to tma in too long, but reading gertrude as not having any morals never rlly makes sense to me - she definitely did some awful things, but never for self gain, or just for funsies - she (and everyone else in the know at that time) literally thought she was saving billions of lives while losing as few as possible. like jon was going to do in 200 if not for the web lighter. those might not be decisions people agree with, and she went about them coldly, but they are decisions based on what seems to be quite a strong moral conviction, namely that the most lives should and need to be saved at any cost

[spookebee]

Everyday I think about the fact that Finnick Fox has a Costco card

[anghraine]

[For context, I'm an agnostic lesbian raised Mormon with some scattered Catholic influences from summers with my bio dad and his family. I have buckets of religious trauma and associations as a very predictable result, though not everything was terrible.]

So I was waiting for my best friend and his girlfriend to get home from dinner with my BFF's mother—this is the first time his girlfriend, who was a close friend of mine before meeting him, had met his family. Ash had gone downstairs to change and wipe off her make-up when someone knocked insistently at our door.

The doorknob is a bit persnickety so I rushed to let in my BFF, only to find myself facing down an unexpected but very familiar sight: young male Mormon missionaries.

me: Oh ... hi. missionaries: Good evening, ma'am. Would you like to hear news about Jesus? me: Um, I'm not—I'm a member, actually. I was raised in the Church. missionaries: Really? me: Yes :) I was the pianist for the primary in our old ward for years :) missionaries: Oh, what ward was that? me: St Helens. I didn't really go when I was in grad school and I just graduated. missionaries: Ahh, I see. Well, if you want to go back, [directions to the local church]. me: Thank you. missionaries, after a very awkward pause: Do you need any help with anything? me: Oh, we're... [*resists the urge to point out that the other household members who just happened to be absent are a Jewish atheist socialist, a devoutly Muslim bisexual post-colonial scholar, and an Exvangelical trans woman still processing her rage, and none of them would have the slightest desire to get help from Mormons*] We're good, really. My parents are the ones who would need help from the Church, I think, and they live over in [town], so their closest ward is actually the one in [other town] and they can reach out to them. Thanks, though :) missionaries: We could just leave our number with you in case you ever needed anything. me [very conscious of the temptation to call on the Church when a crisis strikes and I desperately need help, and how trapped and shitty I feel afterwards]: That's really nice, but I think we're fine. There are several of us here. I hope you have a good night, though! :)

[bitchesgetriches]

Hi bitches!!

How do you determine if a rewards program is worth signing up for? It seems like every single business has one now and i can't figure out which ones are worth my time. And then there are the ones that are a credit card *and* a rewards card?? Is tim hortons trying to be my bank?? How do those work and are they worth considering?

Pro tip: most are not worth it.

Double secret probation pro tip: don't fucking bother with business-specific credit cards. Especially if you're not a credit card expert.

Now, here are the exceptions:

Do you shop there every week? A rewards membership might be worth it for the occasional coupon or discount. For example, I have a rewards membership with my grocery store. I regularly save anywhere from $4-$30 on my weekly grocery run due to member-exclusive discounts.

Is it a free membership? Then there's really no harm in it. For example, I have a rewards membership with the shop that changes my car's oil. Every 9 changes I get a free oil change. And I pay nothing for the privilege.

Are you good at ignoring ads? A lot of rewards memberships, even if they're free and useful, are just marketing tools meant to inundate you with marketing spam and emails to induce you to buy more. If you can ignore this extra marketing, you're good to go. For example, my local greenhouse spams me with tons of ads, but I still use their free rewards program because I only buy what I need, when I need it.

If you can handle all that, then go ahead! But I would personally never PAY for a rewards membership. And I have never, EVER gotten a credit card from a store I shop at. Here's more info, my dear:

Here’s What to Do With Those Credit Card Pre-approval Offers You Get in the Mail

How to Shop for Groceries like a Boss

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[chuluoyi]

zayne’s chats are actually so mundane and relatable they feel like my chats with my best friend 🥹

[badolmen]

I don’t know what young person with their own laptop/computer/whatever device for the first time needs to hear this but:

Get yourself a goddamn password notebook. Label the pages alphabetically. Add your important log-in information, passwords, etc. Put the notebook in your underwear drawer and sleep easy knowing that if your device is stolen, trashed, or bricked, you will not spend three hours manually recreating new passwords or accounts.

This has been a PSA.