#is this skate rat tendou idk

[undermattsun-archive]

tendou taking a handful of his cum and smearing it down your face while calling you his “shlime”

[undermattsun]

hq skate rats love language

how they express their… love? affection? idk

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warnings: icky sticky yucky gross skate rat content: cum related ick, venereal diseases + infections, toxic behaviors (gaslighting, manipulation, etc) and all the good stuff :)

giving you an sti/d: mattsun, ushijima, konoha, futakuchi

calling you a whore (or other derogatory terms): atsumu, aone, lev, kuroo

comparing you to all his exes: taichi, osamu, suga, iwaizumi, semi, akaashi, tsukki

inviting you to parties just to ignore you the whole time: kunimi, suna, kita

cumming everywhere you tell him not to (your face, inside of you, on your phone, etc): tendou, makki, hinata, kindaichi, bokuto

you don’t even exist to him?: kenma, kageyama, aran

[underkita-archive]

touching up my roots tonight and im thinking abt the skate rats and how theyd help me(if theyre whipped enough fndgdn)

like. i feel like tendou would fuck around and do something like bleach his eyebrows when im not looking

LMAO TENDOU JUST BLEACHES ONE OF HIS EYEBROWS <33 i think skate rat semi would be the most helpful idk why

[undermattsun-archive]

seeing tendou w/ bloody knuckles and a busted lip would make m e go fucking feral holy shit- L

not an actual thought in sight<33 just tendou throwing himself into the pit n fuckin people up n getting his face fucked up,, emerging w a crooked smile, a black eye n a bloody nose <333 like cmere u dumb fuck n kiss me

[undermattsun-archive]

skate rat tendo & friends purposefully annoy u at work so u can spit in their food

not tendou n co. barreling thru ur place of work n almost getting u fired

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i feel like semi would have those nikes that like? peel off??! but mf wouldn't try to peel them he would let them rip when he skates ksksks this is so specific

wait like the ones w the changeable swoosh? bc probs

[undermattsun-archive]

Which skate bro has a kid, though?

“none that they know of” -linsanity <3

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ok but which skate rat gets his dick wet the most and who gets his dick wet the least

yeah nah idk what this is

cannot stop fucking: kita, semi, suga, osamu, mattsun, ushi, tendou

cannot start fucking: kageyama, atsumu, makki, oikawa, futakuchi

fucks occasionally but like...skating first: aran, bokuto, hinata, suna, iwa, akaashi, taichi, kunimi, kenma

[undermattsun-archive]

idk if this has been sent in b4 but which skate rats vape / smoke cigs / both :0

honestly idk i should rlly keep track by updating my skate rat m.list but like that wouldn’t be v tw dumbass of me,, if he’s not on here it means he doesn’t partake in it btw

smokes reg cigs: osamu, kita, mattsun, aone, ukai

smokes menthols: ushi, tsukki, suga

vapes: suna, shiki, kunimi, teru, atsumu, semi, makki, iwa, sakusa

all of the above: tendou, taichi

[undermattsun-archive]

skate rats + texting

idk my brain said write this b.s ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

leaves you on read: semi, suga, mattsun, oikawa, osamu, akaashi

leaves you on delivered: bo, tsukki, kita, iwa, yuudai

texts back to ask for nudes: tendou, ushi, sakusa, makki, atsumu, noya

texts back to say “was out skating”: kunimi, taichi, kageyama, aone, suna, tanaka

[undermattsun-archive]

skate rats as my fave post malone lyrics <3

idk i think ur just gonna see more of skate rats as fave lyrics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ n obvi these r just a few thank u posty for these prime lyrics

“i’ma put that bitch pussy in a motherfuckin’ body bag, so you know that i’m never ever coming back” (over now): ushi, osamu, kita, sakusa, suga

“didn’t know that was your girl when she gave me top, kicked her out the rolls said ‘thanks a lot’” (candy paint): tendou, semi, atsumu, kageyama, kyoutani

“and you can drop your panties, leave them shits at the door” (deja vu): bo, mattsun, aone, tanaka, noya

“and i’m stone cold with the flex, with my squad and i’m smokin’ up a check” (go flex): suna, kunimi

“so thank you for the grave, i needed me a place to sleep” (a thousand bad times): kenma, tsukki, taichi

“you stuck in the friend one, i tell that four-five the fifth” (psycho): makki, oikawa, teru, futakuchi

[undermattsun-archive]

ok soooo i was jus thinkin abt which skaterat would talk you into hitting his jank ass nasty grav bong made of plastic jugs n shit, & after he pulls u a big ol fat hit you start inhaling, but u gotta stop to cough and catch a breath every few seconds bc your poor lungs cannot take that much smoke at once. but homeboy’s impatient, so the next time ur lips are on on the bottle he just grabs the back of ur head & pushes you down hard & all the smoke flies into your lungs and it’s awful ur coughing for like 17.5 minutes — but by the time you recover you’re so fucked up out of ur mind you can’t do anything when he decides to do the same thing to you again but on his cock<3

honestly idk i just think the grimiest skate rats r tendou, shiki, kenma, makki + teru (for like the same but also diff reasons)

[undermattsun-archive]

that's hot fuck why didn't I ever think abt them getting into fights... idk something abt boys who can fight make me all tingly inside... the idea of tendō knocking someone out makes my panties damp. I wanna kiss his bloody knuckles before I kiss his lips oh my god like yes that's my boy (don't catch me doing that dumb shit where s/o's go "no baby look at me" fuck that I'd just be standing behind him waiting so we can go get dinner or something before fucking in his beat up corolla)

- p. 🧸

i literally do not stop thinking about the skate rats and getting into fights,, it plagues my thoughts constantly,,,,

no thoughts just fuckin skate rat tendou after a fight

but also many thoughts of fuckin skate rat taichi in his corolla i’m gonna cry

[undermattsun-archive]

ok which skate rat would try to fuck in a church?

well i mean,,, defs suga,,,,,,, but idk tendou would try n fail,, semi would succeed

[undermattsun-archive]

pffft fighting sr tendou and the. he gets ushijima on you - you are DEAD dead bro but idk bloody knuckles nd nose sr duo kinda 👀 yk

oh i only ever think of skate rats w bloody knuckles n noses like i am looking

[undermattsun-archive]

Oh shit I don't think I did it as an anon keep me private lmao

lmaoo ur good luv it happens i’ll just respond to ur ask here

I'm the anon asking abt the boards 👀 ... I'm gonna make aesthetic boards for the skate rats and draw their skateboards + like phone cases and/or their specific notable item. I'm doing a more chill aesthetic rather than nasty dick gremlin. Once I get a few out I'll post and reveal myself 😌 I finished Mattsun and need IDEAS!! I think Tsukishima wouldn't put stickers on his board and it's rly plain but idk man

i love some aesthetic skate shit <333 i think tsukki is rlly loyal to a specific brand for his deck so he’ll get like a nice board from that brand and try to keep it nice!! mmm makki n tendou r defs hella stickers kinda guys. hmm u want my two cents on anyone specific lemme know.