#is this how the peeps find out i speak welsh and french?

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Did you know cody is dusty Rhodes son?

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MARAUDERS

HEADCANON:

Heya peeps. I got bored and I'm in a marauder-ing mood, so, here you go! I hope you enjoy.

SIRIUS BLACK:

Fluent in French, but it's his first language so he often gets words muddled when he speaks English - he has to look to Moony too often for help.

He didn't eat ice cream until 3rd year - on their first weekend at Honeydukes.

Sirius regretted to inform the boys that he was lactose intolerant, he claimed: 'how was i supposed to know?', to which Prongs replied: 'ice CREAM, Pads, CREAM!'

In 5th year, he started buying two Gryffindor Quidditch jumpers every term, because he knew how often Moony wore his old ones on the night after full moons.

He can't cook for shit - do not let that man near a kitchen, damnit. He set the fridge on fire the first time he went to Peter's house!

He has glow-in-the-dark stars stuck to the top of his bed in the dorm.

He LOVES fluffy stuff. He has fluffy socks, blankets, pillows, ect.

Stabbed himself in the eye with Andromeda's eyeliner pencil - it's why he refuses to wear the stuff.

Didn't know any normal swears until 1st year - when he met Remus Lupin.

Has and will dare Peter to eat a whole pot of gravy from the kitchens.

When Remus became a Prefect, he would sneak into the bathroom to take bubble baths.

Asked Dumbledore out on a date on a dare, the man winked and said: 'maybe next time.'

Has broken a total of four (4) pairs of James' glasses.

The Potter's absolutely adore him

He broke his ankle trying to climb a tree in 6th year because Wormtail was stuck and too scared to come down.

Buried his mother's favourite china plate in the garden before he ran away

His first tattoo was a moon that was enchanted to show the phases of each night - so he would never forget, no matter how far he went

Despite his Animagi form being a dog - his Patronus was a wolf; which got a few giggles from James and Peter

HE'S A BLUSHER

REMUS LUPIN:

He is, without a shadow of a doubt, Welsh. But he stopped speaking infront of the boys when James repeatedly asked him to say the names of some towns.

He only speaks Welsh when he gets angry, and this happens at least once every 2 months.

He spent the first 3 weeks of first year wondering why they used such stupid words for passwords

For ages 5 to 9, he wanted to be a Hufflepuff because he adores Newt Scamander.

By the way, he would risk his life for Newt Scamander

He introduced the boys to Queen, Star Wars and Elton John

He can't actually eat chocolate, so his comfort food is macaroni & cheese OR garlic bread, but never together

Fucking hates jigsaws - he nearly killed Peter when he suggested they do one.

He knows full well that Sirius abuses his privileges as prefects - but he never bothers to say anything

He taught James and Sirius how to swear, well it was more like they picked it up from him.

He has a radar for when the other 3 do stupid shit without him

He didn't know the boys were going to become animagi

He found out when he saw Padfoot on his bed, fast asleep. He thought: 'who's dog is this?', before he noticed a little scar on his snout - exactly the same to one Sirius had on his nose.

The first time the boys were with him on the full moon, was the first time it wasn't mentally painful.

He's actually terrible at Scrabble - but don't tell James.

C A N D L E S

Taught himself how to braid hair for Lily and Sirius.

He's scared shirtless of snakes - it's why he screamed in first year when he saw Slytherin decorations.

Minerva McGonagall is his role model.

Has a scar on his bum from when Prongs had to shove him with his antlers to calm him down on a full moon. Sirius still laughs at them.

JAMES POTTER:

He knows how to make daisy chains, and he loves to do them in summer

He can't swim properly - the best you get out of him is a funky dive and a pathetic float

Cried when Darth Vader revealed himself to be Luke Skywalker's dad.

Dyed his hair purple once in 7th year - didn't change it until Lily pushed him into the Great Lake, threatening to make him do extra Head Boy meetings

He enjoys cleaning, he finds it destressing

You will not catch this boy dead cleaning their dorm though - that's been a lost cause since 2nd year

Makes Peter a cake evwry year for his birthday, without fail

He can't bake for shit, but Peter still eats his birthday cakes without complaint

He has a mild addiction to Disney films. By mild, i mean he can sing every song from Cinderella without thinking twice

He has gone through approximately 42 pairs of glasses from 1st to 7th year.

Accidentally sat on McGonagall when she was in cat form

His antlers grow from his head when he gets angry - this is extremely difficult to hide during Quidditch

Up until 5th year, it took him over an hour to get from the Great Hall to the Gryffindor Common Room.

Still calls it 'Remus' furry little problem' without fail

When he first held Nymphadora - he nearly dropped her on her head. Andy hasn't let him touch her since

An Ace at Transfiguration, much to Minerva's liking.

He's bloody awful at CoMC and DADA

Joined Flitwick's choir in 1st year, quit in 3rd

He doesn't actually like Butterbear.

PETER PETTIGREW:

Sleep talks, has done since he was 6.

Oddly silent, and he earned himself the nickname 'Creeping Jesus', in 4th year.

He was ginger when he was a baby, but it faded into blonde

He hasn't got freckles, but he has cute moles dotted around

Didn't like being a rat animagi until he found out he could sneak into the kitchens at night to eat

The first time he called James a horrible name, 'asshole' for example, James cried for 2 hours before Peter apologised

Had braces from 2nd year till 5th

He kept getting sweets stuck in between them

He never gets a hangover - no matter how drunk he gets

He has awful memory. He couldn't remember his last name until McGonagall called it out in class

Hates beaches because of the sand and the seagulls

The only one in the group that hasn't passe dout on a roller-coaster - much to Sirius' dismay

He used baby shampoo until he was 13

ABSOLUTELY HATES SOCKS

His favourite film is, and always will be, The Parent Trap

He was once chased down the hall in rat form by mrs norris in 6th year.