#is this fucking anything adjkl

[slasherscream]

okay, got my lil encouragement, so the 411 on this concept is this-

YOU have been hollywood's darling since you were a kid. you're not a pop princess. you're the pop princess. you showed up on the scene and you devoured it and you haven't stopped since.

but you're a supe, too. and people forget that, because they're so caught up in the music, and showboating. you love music. but you have powers. you've got great powers, and you want to be a superhero. you want to really help people.

you've always been a hard worker. you didn't get where you are because of nepotism, or connections. you did that on pure talent. and it makes you sick knowing that with just a snap of your little fingers, if you told vought you wanted to become one of their superheroes they'd give you anything you asked for (as long as you'd switch to their record label like they've been begging you to all these years). you like to earn things, especially when they mean something to you. you like proving you're the best, at everything you do.

it's really lucky for you that you've always had such elaborate stage makeup and costuming, and gone strictly by a stage name (your parents were very protective of your safety). no one even recognizes you outside of costume. your real name isn't known by anyone.

so you enroll at god-u, ready to work for what you want the old-fashioned way, without a leg up. and you run into professor brink's TA, who is an asshole, and hates the special interest brink is taking in you because of your potential (even though you're some nobody loser.)

but as these things go you guys get close. and you want so badly to open up to jordan, and let them in completely and make them your boyfriend/girlfriend/incredibly significant annoyance. but you keep holding back because... god, jordan seems so focused on the fame. on the ranks. sometimes you think it's all they care about.

sure, right now they love/hate you for YOU, but what if all that changes when they find out who you really are?

can i tell you guys abt my one (1) way too convoluted to actually write jordan li x reader fic

[nighthealer]

        ooc. friendly reminder that characters should have character flaws and your character not having any character flaws doesn’t make them “not problematic” it makes them boring, one-dimensional and uncompelling 

[fierceststorm]

META TOPIC: ROGUE AND STORM

rogue and ororo's relationship? one big yikes. it's not really talked about or brought up in new comics, but whoo doggy! we could just leave it as is without exploring it or thinking about it, but where's the fun in that? 

                                                    00.01

they start off bad. when they meet rogue is an enemy and storm has just taken on her position as leader of the x-men. this is already a time of change in who ororo is as a person. a time when she's trying/learning to be a leader (  which, while she's her own person with her own ideas, she learned from scott. scott, who was able to make quick decisions and be ruthless whenever he needed to be. in a lot of ways she was trying to emulate this part of him and the troubles of her morlocks/callisto ordeals had just begun  ). 

rogue comes in as an enemy in more ways than one. for starters, she's physically attacking the x-men (  who are ororo's family while ororo is a fiercely overprotective woman  ). not good. but wait there's more ! she also had, at some point prior to this? absorbed carol danvers, and effectively ruined the woman's entire life. 

above all else storm values personal self. knowing who she is without question is important to her. no matter what's happened/happening to her, if she can just remember what makes her, her? ororo can get through anything. rogue took that from someone ororo considered a friend, a woman she admired and fought alongside? and she didn’t show any regret about doing it. it was an absolutely unforgivable act to ororo. very much a crime comparable to murder by her standards of morality and what she deems sacred, if not exactly that.

she resents rogue as a protective member of a family guarding against an outside threat. at the start of things ororo cannot perceive rogue as anything but a threat. above all else, she is deeply unsettled by the very nature of rogue’s powers. it is why she protests her joining the institute so strongly that she threatens to leave when xavier allows her entry. 

she is already becoming a more ruthless woman out of balance with herself and out of nowhere here comes a threat whose power is to literally steal what ororo perceives as the human soul. here is one whose power is to steal the sum total of who you are. ororo, before anything else, is scared of rogue at the beginning of their relationship. it’s why she is so downright cruel to her. verbally aggressive but always taking care to keep as much physical distance between them as possible. you wouldn’t catch her near rogue physically in the beginning of their non-enemy based interaction. such is the absolute aversion ororo feels for her. 

rogue is also a very convenient place to unload anger during one of ororo’s angriest stages of life. both because ororo is very angry at rogue herself ---- and also because no one would/or did think twice about her treatment of rogue. ororo would not treat any other x-men like this (  her family  ) and had thus far simply flown off/run away/hid the growing darkness and anger inside her. the other x-men had seen it but not truly experienced it. at least not in any meaningful or lasting way. with the addition of rogue there was suddenly a convenient punching bag nearby that ororo thought deserved her treatment entirely. even better, so did every other x-men minus the professor. zero repercussions for her behavior. 

                                                   00.02 

how do they get past this? they really don’t. until forge. shortly before forge shoots ororo and thus takes away her powers ororo finally tries to reach out to rogue. it’s not by much but ororo takes the first step to overcoming her deep-seated fear and showing trust in rogue by allowing her to touch her. storm passes out briefly but her fear of rogue after this is gone. 

in the very next scene, the two are suddenly being hunted by none other than forge (  although neither of them know him yet  ). he aims a weapon designed to take the powers of the one hit but all ororo sees is a gun. she shoves rogue out of the way and takes the bullet for her. this is how she loses her powers. 

their relationship moves onto the second stage where ororo is not afraid of her but some part of her, however small that part may be, resents rogue for the loss of her powers. dying for rogue? that would have been easy. dying is just an act. an action. to die for someone, to die for anyone, is something ororo is perfectly comfortable with. even if that someone is barely a friend (  or in this case, barely not an enemy, on ororo’s side of things  ). but ororo didn’t die. instead, she lost a fundamental part of herself for quite some time. these events were not rogue’s fault. this didn’t happen to her because of rogue. but some part of her subconscious knows how ororo feels deep down. 

and i do mean deep down, because consciously ororo has not connected these two things. she does not think about the fact that rogue could’ve been shot with the “bullet” and been the one to experience what was, for ororo, a sort of personal hell. 

ororo’s powers are tied even to the way she perceives the world. it was not just losing something that was kinda cool to be able to do. she sensed the energy of the earth. was connected to the energy of the earth. in the panel of rogue taking storm’s powers for that brief moment we get to see how ororo sees/feels and it’s beautiful. it’s a constant back and forth connection between her and the earth. almost like toph in atla but not seeing everything in energy waves but feeling it. ororo lost her powers, one of her senses (  she used it as much as she used any of her other five senses  ), and part of herself. it was a harrowing emotional and physical experience. 

besides the obvious it also forced her to completely reevaluate who she is. because much of who she was, even her relationships to an extent, were based around or built upon her powers. she had to figure out who ororo munroe is, for the first time since she was a child, without a storm underneath her skin. it was hell. a hell she’d always feared experiencing because of rogue. and in some small way it came true and some part of ororo did make that connection. and because of that, for a long time there was a quiet resentment on ororo’s half. 

                                                   00.03

once ororo’s powers are back for good there’s a change for the better in their relationship. this change happens mostly because there is a change for the better in ororo. by this time she’d made peace with herself and who she was without her powers. when ororo gets her powers back emotionally she’s already healed and finally recentered herself. she knows who she is again. or more accurately, she now knows who she’s become, who this world she’s apart of has turned her into. she’s once again found her perfect center. 

her treatment towards rogue reflects that. it is not the same easy familial relationship that she has with the other x-men but it is friendly. the verbal attacks are gone. slowly becoming occasional praise. the looks of distrust fade away. she is no longer perceived as a threat on any wave-length. she is, simply put, an x-men. one of the original members ( of the secondary team at least, not the o5 ) and her treatment of rogue reflects that. she trusts her without thought regarding her own safety or the safety of others. if there was any outside threat risking rogue’s safety storm wouldn’t hesitate to cut it down without mercy. storm doesn’t view her as family but as a brother-in-arms.

                                                  00.04 

their relationship changes again with the growing interest remy has in rogue. rogue’s interest in remy, however serious, meant very little to storm outside of team harmony (  “be careful with the girl please, remy” type of feelings  ). prior to this, remy, who is absolutely one of the most important people in ororo’s life, hadn’t shown any serious romantic inclination towards anyone. it makes ororo begin to look at rogue in a new light. remy is family. no if’s or but’s about it. if he actually feels seriously for someone ororo wants to know that person. born both of her protective nature and excitement for remy. 

rogue would notice a drastic increase in warm behavior towards her on ororo’s part during this time. including the start/initiation of touch and physical closeness. yes, rogue cannot be touched skin to skin but you would find her leaning into rogue’s space. seeking her out even in a room full of other people ororo is fond of/loves. this is a sign that ororo has started to view rogue like family. not a particularly close member of the family but family nonetheless. the fact that remy so passionately loves her makes ororo love her. 

all fine and dandy, right? absolutely fucking not. ororo still has not apologized for her treatment of rogue. worse than that ----- she doesn’t feel the need to. all these events are relatively close together in terms of comic timeline which must be fucking nuts from rogue’s point of view. first storm has it out for you in a way you know shes never had it out for literally anyone else? and she’s the team leader and the heart of the team so everyone follows her example. then she very suddenly takes you aside and demonstrates incredible trust in you. moments later she fucking sacrifices herself for you? she loses her powers and is coolly neutral. gets them back and is now your friend? then you start dating a fellow member of the team and suddenly she treats you like she treats everyone else? 

they have never had a talk about the start of their relationship. never had a deep one-on-one. sure ororo worked out her issues with rogue but rogue never got the same pleasure. and ---- rogue is owed that much since she is the one who withstood ororo’s abuse. not only withstood it but continued to rise to every challenge ororo laid at her feet. she took every x-men’s abuse not only quietly but responded with kindness. she wanted to belong with xavier and the team and held on until she finally did. but no one was crueler to her than ororo. 

to add insult to injury she never even got the proper chance to be mad at ororo because of how many times the woman went hot/cold on her. rogue would have looked like a monster being mad at ororo right after she saved her. ororo never even offers any explanation for why she did the things she did for rogue (  good or bad  ). rogue experiences no release or catharsis. on top of outright abuse and hostility there are acts of profound kindness that rightfully should, and probably do, only confuse her. she simply has to catch whatever wild ball ororo swings her way next. to her credit she goes along with ororo’s shifting tide tolerance for her exceedingly well but she shouldn’t have to. 

as another slap in the face rogue does shape the way ororo treats others. in the aftermath of rogue she seems to know exactly how to treat other incredibly troubled mutant youth. most far more damaged than rogue. over and over again she meets these cases of other young mutants from all walks of life with mercy, compassion and tenderness (  usually no matter what their crime  ). so clearly she learned something from rogue and yet rogue never fully experiences the fruits of her labor.

to this day they have never talked things out. they are friendly to each other. ororo loves rogue. but they have no deeper connection and furthermore there are a lot of hurt feelings swimming under the surface. and most of them, especially on rogue’s side, are justified. 

[slasherscream]

poly Billy and Stu and their s/o as parents? like the type of father's they'd be and all

A/N: glad you all know that i'm only here to put these dumb-ass boys in all sorts of domestic scenarios and nothing else. 

     billy loomis x reader x stu macher   ft. starting a family with these idiots

                                                     ——————– 

Let's get one thing straight here. Billy has been dodging the idea of starting a family since you started having it. He could smell the urge to have a kid on you and was like (big gag). There are so many reasons for him being like this he can hardly name them all. This doesn't stop him from trying        you know, cause he's a huge asshole. 

Him? Somebody's Dad? Okay babe, sure. He lists a lot of reasons that have nothing to do with the root of the problem which is actually his own insecurities. Yes it's true he's never really liked kids much. Yes it's true he's probably not the best role model even after all these years of growing up. You get the picture already Billy, fucking hell. 

Stu is neutral on the subject for a long time until his own "biological clock" starts ticking. Then you both find yourself sharing longing looks at families you cross on the street. You'll be having lunch out somewhere and coo at a baby that's all the way across the restaurant. Stu happily joining in. Once Stu is on your side Billy starts getting really defensive  .... (aka more insecure). 

Honestly you're not the one to talk him out of his own head for this one. That's all Stu. Because as ridiculous and goofy as Stu can be he understands intimately and deeply how Billy works         no matter how much of an enigma Billy fucking thinks he is. Billy storms out because he doesn't want to deal with his feelings (first time he's done it in years) and Stu goes to chase him down and tells you not to worry, he's got this.

You're very upset but when they come back the first thing Billy does is kiss you gently, Stu standing in the doorway and simply watching. There's several visible hickies on Stu's neck so you know he and Billy already made up while they were gone. Now it's your turn to receive Billy's apologetic affection. You and Stu share a knowing exasperated look over Billy's shoulder. You both love him though. 

Billy was just insecure about being a shitty parent or your relationship falling apart and somehow effecting a kid. Honestly it all goes back to his own undealt with familial problems and once Stu gave him an honest talk about how you're all not #His Parents?? He's good. He's using his braincell again and he's fine. 

Now onto the actuality of having the kid! You're in for quite the ride co-parenting with these two bastard idiots.

Stu is the dad you can get away with doing just about anything with. He’s the parent that if you go to them they’ll just say yes. Sometimes he’ll use his one borrowed braincell and hit the kid with “did you ask dad?” or “did you ask s/o?”. The kid pouts because like .... obviously fucking not since I came to ask the parent who'd just give in. Weak-willed! Weak-willed! Weak-willed!

This is Billy every time he has to talk to his kid about any bad behavior.

You'll have to be the PTA parent right off the bat because the boys are just ...not gonna. Unless there's a real problem they're gonna default assume everything is fine and not look deeper or get too involved because like... This has nothing to do with my fucking kid in particular? You want me to go to a parent meeting....about....repairs in the library? Fuck you.

The one exception to this is during the "first starting school age" and it's Billy who is the exception. Stu loves the kid but he's very chill and not a helicopter parent. He's honestly the one who has to calm you two down a lot because he knows everything will be fine.

Billy? Kid first starts school and he's this parent (don't watch past 15:00). He thought he'd be fine but he's anxious as shit. The last one to leave the drop-off even if his kid is fine. But oh god .... oh god if they're freaking out? Oh boy he's gonna start freaking out. Hiding it like a pro but you know your man and can see the panic in his eyes. One well placed "daddy I wanna go home!" and he'll break and haul them right from the classroom. You and Stu have to intervene.

Billy wants to hang out in the cafe that just so happens to be a five minute walk from the school all day. You put your foot down and tell him they're gonna be fine. You have to cuddle him on the couch all day to keep him still. When it's time to go pick the kid up he's out the door ... so fucking fast. He almost leaves y'all highkey. Billy and the kid run to each other full speed and he picks them up and doesn't put them down...like....all day. No you two cannot get a turn. 

Sometimes Billy gets very emotional about the life they’re giving their kid. Not out of insecurity or anything like he thought would happen when he first thought of starting a family with you and Stu. He actually realizes that you’re all doing a fantastic job of being parents and that your house is full of love to the max. It makes him soft(TM).

Wanted to keep this totally gender neutral but it’s gotta be said ….. this goes double for if the s/o is a woman. Seeing them with their child stirs something in Billy deeply vulnerable. He’s literally buried his head in the crook of your neck before and thanked you quietly for being such an incredible mother. He was so sincere about it you started crying and honestly? ….Maybe he allegedly got misty eyed. Okay back to gender neutrality now! 

Y’all wouldn’t have more than two kids honestly. I can’t imagine Billy and Stu wanting more than that. And they’d want to have them really close together/close in age so they grow up close/as friends. They're the single kids who kinda wished they'd had a sibling growing up. Billy because he thinks that would have been less lonely and Stu because he thinks it would have been fun. You (if you have siblings) know.... better. But if you wanted multiple kids yourself you keep your mouth shut and just wait for them to watch and learn. 

Stu is the favorite parent honest-fucking-tea. He just is! He’s playful. He’s fun. He’s loving. He lets his kid climb all over him and play wrestle. They're constantly playing airplane or on this man's shoulders. He can match them energy wise any day of the week. He doesn’t stop being the favorite when they get older either. When the kid is like grown/20′s        basically whatever their "I am no longer being raised to be a person" stage of life? They’d probably dead ass hang out with him as a "friend".

"Nah I can’t come to the party I got plans with my dad this weekend…. fuck you he’s way more fun than you guys-”

Billy is the strictest parent but he’s very loving and devoted. He’s the parent your kid runs to whenever they feel they need protection. It warms Billy’s heart to be that to them. Their first line of defense against the whole world. It’s been like this since they were little. If they had a nightmare they’d run into the bedroom and bypass the two of you completely and head straight for Billy. He's also a little smug about it. Especially to Stu and especially if they have a daughter. I'm the alpha Dad?? Tremble before me.

They don’t have a preference for adopting or having bio kids. You’re probably the deal-breaker on that, your choice goes. 

Adoption? They both thought they wanted a boy. Super adamant about it. Gonna play football... grill shit together. ...grill a football together. You? Neutral. But all along you knew damn well you were gonna wind up having a fucking daughter. Lo and behold!

They see a little girl playing by herself in the corner. She can’t be much older than six. She set herself up a whole little mini city and then they watched as she took a dinosaur toy .... and destroyed it thoroughly. She made quiet screaming people noises and everything. Or just ..... this. They instantly looked at each other like 👀👀👀      are you seeing what I'm seeing? 

Billy, clutching his chest: oh shit what’s going on You: your heart is growing three sizes you fucking grinch- Billy: don’t fucking curse she could hear you and she’s ours now-

Once they've got the perfect weirdo little girl under their belt then they'll think about having a boy. But they'd want to make sure she's totally settled into life with the three of you before they bring another kid into the mix. And ... lmao if she expresses disinterest in having another kid around. She is ... #Princess and gets whatever she wants. Whatever! She! WANTS! 

You have to convince her you three will never love her less even with another kid around and besides .... she's gonna be getting a stinky brother this time so she'll still get to be daddy's (plural) little girl. She agrees and now the boys are back on board. Fucking absolute pussies. 

Funniest fucking thing if you guys go as a family once again to try and get a boy and instead your daughter bonds with a ..... get ready for it! Different little girl! Billy and Stu are fucking SCREAMING. Look at her this one is perfect too. God dammit ... god dammit we have another daughter now. 

Two daughters? Two? They'd rule the fucking house. Billy can see manipulation coming from a mile away and yet he let's it happen because they're both so cute running the show. Plus it's like when lions fake being hurt when their cubs attack them to encourage them to be better hunters. He wants his daughters sharp! He wants his daughters clever! He wants them to be able to do whatever the fuck they wanna do! 

Stu is less good at seeing the manipulation and it's so fucking funny .... he doesn't even wanna see it! He's legally blind! His babies want something? He will throw any amount of money at them and whatever they want. Is the Dad that they'd beg him to start like... a new hobby or sport and he'd get them everything they need to do it (top of the line expensive shit) and then! If they wanna quit a week later? Not even mad! What do we wanna do this week, sweethearts? 

You have to stop them from being spoiled, little monsters because your husbands sure fucking won't. 

You have walked in on them doing tea parties and you did take pictures. Stu was posing for them while Billy just looked straight at the camera with murder in his eyes and you knew in your heart you were gonna be getting payback for this later in the bedroom (worth it). 

Billy is the type of Dad that if he tells someone he's gonna be busy watching his kids and they go "oh? babysitting duty, huh?" he launches into a ten minute rant about "how am i fucking babysitting? it's my fucking kids? these are my kids? you can't baby-sit your own fucking kids. that's called parenting. you know what, Nicholas? that's why your kids are so fucked up-"

Billy starts beef with other parents if I didn't make that clear. 

Stu is the parent that gets too into whatever his kids are doing. School plays? Soccer games? Science fair? Jesus christ... he has quite literally almost gotten you all banned from every activity your kid has been in. He's gotten penalties before. Decided to skip the middle man once and coach your girl's teams to make it easier. Chaos ensued that summer. 

Honestly? Best Dad(s) Award. 10/10. Should totally do it again. 

                                                     ——————–

[slasherscream]

yo I dunno if this is asked or not but can you write some headcannons of Billy and Stu with a super chill Latina?

A/N: anon i’m actually so happy you sent this because i want to make it super clear that i do not just write for black readers like myself. i want to write imagines for other poc as well. we all deserve to take up fandom space not to be sappy or anything-

     billy loomis x latina!reader x stu macher       ft. that's it .... that's the whole concept 

                                                     ——————– 

What did you ever do .... to deserve this (meeting them). An unanswerable question. But there aren't many people of color in Woodsboro, CA         so they first noticed you at school, the new kid, just keeping to herself. People are already talking about you and how chill you are. You don't seem to notice. 

People tend to like things that are shiny and new in small towns which is exactly what you are. The fact that you're so unflinching about it makes you just seem even cooler. 

Stu is the one that gets caught up in the hubbub as he's one of the most popular guys in school. Billy is also popular but he doesn't        care about it. Or about anyone else who's popular (sans Stu), really. So Stu talks to you first.

Blown away by your personality. You're not sitting in the cafeteria even though you totally could and your table would fill up with people who want to get to know you instantly. Instead you're sitting in the grass under a tree .... straight chilling. Headphones on and eating your lunch in total quiet. 

Don't even get mad when he comes up to you with all his ...loud ass energy. Like he's not even being particularly loud (cause he saw how chill you were being and even he couldn't fuck up vibes like that) his energy is just loud. All you do is take off your headphones and give him a small smile and nod from your place on the ground, "sup?" 

He forgot what he was gonna say for 0.5 seconds. You turned off his extrovert, always talking brain for a solid 0.5 seconds with your cool and pretty, little smile. The talent! His brain rebooted and he'd never sat down so fast in his life. Too close to your personal space for a first meeting tbh ... shoulders... touching. But he's cute and tall so ... you let it slide. 

He talks to you the whole lunch period and Billy is wondering where the fuck he is honestly. Y'all are late to class and you all happen to have the next class together. Billy watches you walk in together. While you're talking to the teacher and making up some excuse for the two of you being like ... ten minutes late (which they're buying?? somehow??) Stu turns and wiggles his eyebrows at Billy. 

You sit down in a free seat that's unfortunately not near Stu and Billy (Stu woulda kicked the guy outta the seat next to him for you but you saw him about to and you shook your head as if to say "nah     i'm solid"  and how can he argue with that?). 

Billy watches Stu make heart-eyes at you the whole rest of class and when it's over he watches Stu pout about the fact that his next class is nowhere near yours but you insist he just head to his instead of walking you. Billy's class is your next class. Determined to see what could have made you so intriguing in what?? A fucking half hour? He offers to walk you. You know your way around by now but you shrug because why not. 

The walk to class is five minutes and yet somehow Billy gets it. Took Stu a half hour and it took Billy five-fucking minutes. Billy gets a text from Stu halfway through class that's just the smuggest ... most unbearable ...  fucking ':)'. He's going to bash Stu's fucking face in later but before that they GOTTA trap you. 

They are going to TRAP YOUR ASS. Oh my gosh you have no idea how hard they're gonna trap your ass. When they are working together to achieve a common goal they're incredible. 

The work begins immediately. Can they drive you home today? Can they carry all your shit for you? Don't talk to that guy. They've been to parties with that guy --- he's a total jack-ass. Wanna go to the mall? They'll bring you. Told Stu you wanted to watch a movie tonight? What a coincidence that Billy wanted to have a movie marathon tonight with him ... you can just tag along and join them! 

Much as they think they're the smartest people in the room you do know what they're doing. You're on one of your many "so not a date-dates" when you just come out and say it, "are we all dating?"

They freeze like deer in headlights. They have been #Caught Red-handed. Billy tries to be cool about it and lean into your space like, "do you want us to be?" and somehow ....you stare down that smolder and just raise your eyebrow with a chuckle because you already asked your fucking question and you're not answering his dumb "answers a question with another question" ass. 

Stu jumps in eagerly like "Hell yeah we are!" ruining whatever tension Billy thinks he's establishing. You laugh and kiss Stu's cheek. Billy is enraged...If you don't...give him his cheek kiss- But too late you already moved to give Billy one too. Well then....back to the movie I guess. 

They are very aggressive against any perceived slight against you because you notice them but don't react to them because you have more important things to spend your time on. Guess what babe? They don't have anything to do but fight people all day long! 

This ...is all of you. You're straight chilling and they'll be flipping their shit over any and everything.

Billy pretends to be the calm level-headed one but he's actually not        you are. In private it makes him worse for awhile because like. He can just lose it with you! But then it makes him calm eventually because oh .... accidentally talked out my feelings. He can just rant in a room with you for twenty minutes and then his blood pressure is normal again. 

Your Stu's rock too. You get him to be just a little less on with you but he can also be on allllll the way and you can handle that??? Just as well. He loves you! Loves that you can love and handle him!  

You mediate between the two of them a lot and there are less fights over-all. So you both have a great relationship with the two of them and made their relationship with each other better. What can they give you for this miracle you've given them? New clothes? A movie night where you don't watch only horror movies? Orgasms? Can they give you some orgasms? An actual human heart? anYTHING, babe! 

Didn't think you spoke Spanish at first until you pick up the phone to answer your Mom one day and there you go ...Spanish. They like the way you sound when you're speaking it. Your calm voice flowing even nicer when you're speaking a language smoother than English. 

Stu wants to learn now! He is determined and it is ...terrible. He cannot sound anything but white. It makes you flinch every time he says a word. Billy actually can speak it much better. His pronunciation is nearly perfect but he can't remember any of the fucking words. Together they're the perfect duo of butchering a foreign language! Please stop

They do not tell you! They do not tell you they kill people! You figure it out because you notice an overlap in times when they are not with you or they're having their separate date nights and the murders. You come right out and say it one day.

They're shocked but mostly waiting for a ...secondary reaction that one might expect when their s/o accuses them of something this wild. It doesn't come. Their silence is an admission but you're not doing anything ...else?? What the fuck .. You walk away and they follow you...You're in the kitchen now?? Going towards the fridge?? You ... pulling out three fucking cokes? You sit down and open them and gesture for them to sit down too. Time to talk like you're always insisting they do for a #happy and healthy relationship.

They're screaming inside they thought your calm nature had to have #A Limit. Everyone has a limit! But you love them and apparently haven't found yours yet. Could they be more in love with you? Congratulations! Two shadows for the rest of your life. 

                                                     ——————–

[slasherscream]

A/N: shout-out to that one anon on bloodybrahms’ blog forever ago where they were like ginger fitzgerald x jennifer check x jd x reader. their mind?? i haven’t known peace since seeing the concept. 

coincidentally, you as well, will never know a moment of peace again. 

your relationship is overflowing with chaos. you can’t let your guard down for even a second because that’s the exact moment one of your partners will choose to strike and do some absolute bullshit™. it is imperative that you never take your eyes off them or leave any of them on their own. 

if you cannot stay with them at all times at least take care to make sure you never leave all three of them alone together. nothing good has ever come from you doing this.

you act as the impulse control for all three of your partners. they straight up don’t know how to act without you around. 

let’s talk about the chaotic dynamics and features of this relationship, shall we-

○ ginger and jennifer ....where to start. they dislike each other so much, both on the fundamental levels of their personalities and also as supernatural entities. werewolves and demons aren’t like…. natural enemies or anything but they can be Genuine Threats™ to one another so their hackles are always a little raised around each other.

○ that aside, jennifer is the exact type of girl ginger hated in high-school. she took one glance at jennifer and said "what a fucking vapid wanna-be barbie looking slut" and she hasn't changed her mind since. 

○ meanwhile, jennifer thinks ginger is just.... beneath her. she wouldn't have hated a girl like ginger back in high-school because she never would've fucking noticed her. once she is forced to acknowledge ginger as a sentient, living being due to your poly relationship she's just.... aggravated by her. if jennifer had to put into words what she doesn't like about the other girl it would be how fucking judgmental she is. absolutely rich coming from jennifer of all people but she's serious! you're gonna sit here.... and hate her.... because she's popular and sexy?? are you fucking twelve?? you mangy, pathetic, edgy, "i only listen to evanescence" ass bitch (and she means the bitch part literally.)

at best their relationship could MAYBE wind up like that exchange from jumanji: welcome to the jungle:

Professor Shelly Oberon : Seriously, I can't even open my mouth around you. You don't even know me, but you, like, decided you hate me.

Ruby Roundhouse : Look, I just think you live in, like, the "hot popular girl" bubble, you know, where everybody either treats you like a princess or like an object. Maybe it makes you a little self-absorbed or something?

Professor Shelly Oberon : That's fair. But do you think that maybe the reason why you are so judgy is because you are like afraid that people are not gonna like you, so you've decided not to like them first? I'm just saying, you're a babe, go with it.

but realistically they will never have a conversation this open and honest. they'll stick to bickering and being catty, thank you very much. occasionally they are so catty that they start literally fighting and yes, your house will get destroyed every time some shit pops off between them. please have everything insured. 

○ funnily enough they both like/love jd!! off the bat they both find him incredibly attractive. jennifer saw him and said "yummy.com, much?" ginger did not say anything but watched him like a hungry....well, wolf. honestly though looks weren't enough to keep either of them interested in someone when they were plain human and un-traumatized       let alone now. in fact, considering that jennifer is a succubus her finding jd hot only put him in danger adjkl.

○ lucky for him he was surprisingly resistant to her physical charm/succubus powers/allure when she first approached him, planning to make him her next meal. while she totally took his disinterest as a challenge because uhm?? are you fucking blind?? i'm a fucking buffet?? all i serve is looks?? it also made her respect him quite a bit. jennifer takes very few people seriously. her respecting someone so soon after meeting them is actually a way bigger deal than her liking them. 

○ jd takes some time to warm up to jennifer but not as much as you'd think? while he might roll his eyes at her popular, mean girl shtick he's very observant and sees that there's more to jennifer than meets the eye.

○ the fact that he doesn't immediately hop into her bed just because she sticks her chest out gives him enough time to see beneath her surface and surprises her enough that she let's him. there are plenty of things he likes about her. he admires the way she can just...bend the world to her will. when she wants something she gets it, no matter what. he loves that?? she's very dynamic and bold. excitement either follows her or she chases after it. and unlike a lot of charismatic or popular people jennifer lacks the one trait jd absolutely can't stand       being fake. jennifer doesn't hide the fact that she's a stone cold bitch. she always says exactly what she means or what's on her mind. overall jennifer is an addicting personality to have around and even jd falls for her charm eventually.

○ jennifer won't say it but realizing jd actually cares about her and likes her as a person is what makes her fall, you know       because she's a fucking narcissist... just kidding. it catches her off guard for someone to fall for her because of who she is and not what she looks like. it makes her vulnerable for just long enough that she sees all the things that are good about jd and BOOM, she's in love. now she's got two mates and one annoying hang around whom she also has sex with because she's not hideous (her mate, ginger is also her mate, she just likes ginger less than she likes the two of you.)

○ ginger loves jd's intensity. they're pretty much ' same hat! ' relationship wise.

ginger: men are fucking worthless jd: *walks around fucking unhinged* ginger: ....one man allowed 

○ she genuinely loves his personality and he genuinely loves hers right on back. they're kind of just...mirrors of each other in a lot of ways but there's just enough difference between them that they don't piss each other off. other than their tempers they get along really well because they think the same way?? have the same ideas?? want to do the same things?? kill the same people?? you know bonding shit. they're kind of perfect together? they completely understand one another. they are probably the most like-minded of the whole relationship, not the closest, but they think pretty much the exact same shit, i cannot emphasize this enough. they can make eye contact and know exactly what the other is thinking and they love that. lowkey best friends. highkey you cannot let them go on dates alone. 

○ where do you fit in here? uhm you're the glue and stability of this relationship. sure they all love or begrudgingly (and secretly) like each other but you're like.... gravity. essential and holding the world together, keeping everything balanced. you were probably the start of the relationship to begin with. they all knew you and were growing to love you separately and then each realized they had competition but while they were trying to fight each other off they just sorta...got used to one another. and none of them were willing to give you up so it's lucky they decided to share or it would've been a fucking bloodbath to put it lightly. none of them have self control or boundaries. to get what they want they'd all go ridiculously far... i don't know what's farther than murder but they'd do it. 

○ they all depend on you emotionally, honestly. you're their closest friend, the person they can be vulnerable with, someone they trust to take care of them in the way that matters most. they love you because you make them all feel....human (even jd who is the only actual human besides you. but you get the point.)

sometimes they get jealous of each other, which is ridiculous, because you're almost always together as a group. you do occasionally go off in pairs or to separate outings/activities/dates but generally?? you're all together. it's typically more like-

ginger: you've been hanging off y/n all fucking day, jennifer! they barely fucking smell like me anymore. jennifer: what's so bad about that? you smell fucking disgusting- jd: *grabs ginger around the waist before she can jump across the kitchen counter and beat jen's ass*

however!! there isn't as much inter-group jealously as you'd believe! they actually enjoy having a relationship involving four people.

it feels very secure to them? first off they all feel better in regards to you. they don't worry so much about anything happening to you because you have three over-protective partners who would die and kill for you. they also don't worry about you leaving them because you're so.... you. unlike other, unnamed people they so desperately clung to in the past they know you're not going anywhere. they feel secure enough in their connection with you to be as codependent as possible :)))

(also.... you couldn't leave if you tried lmao. get away from one of them? sure       maybe. get away from all three?? *cue clown music* they'd use ginger as a hunting hound and track you by scent alone.)

the four person relationship feels incredible to ginger because it satisfies her need to have a pack? she'd only ever had her sister before and you know how....close, they were. having more than one, single person to be emotionally attached to/invested in really helps center ginger? it also makes it easier to be in a relationship with her? she can be very intense and focused and she puts a lot of energy into her relationship. having that focus and intensity spread out amongst multiple partners is great for her and for them. 

jennifer only ever really felt connected to one person, needy. losing her was....a lot. she never thought she'd be close to anyone again let alone to three people. she can't stand the mutt sometimes but she loves you and jd!! and she loves being loved. not lusted after. not admired. not envied. loved, genuinely loved. she may be a demon, she might not have a soul anymore, but she does have a heart, and every day she's with the three of you it feels a little less broken. 

since the..."untimely" death of jd's mother (and arguably, even while she was still alive) he's never had any roots. no solid connection. no one to belong to or with. before you, ginger, and jennifer he was just...drifting. when you three came into his life it was like hearing a sudden gunshot in the middle of a calm forest. it was electrifying, and maybe even a little scary. he went from having absolutely nothing to having everything, all at once. for the first time in a long time he has something to be grateful for. he would do anything for the three of you. he'd burn the world to the ground just to see you three smile.  

jd goes on several motorcycle rides a week because while you guys have like two cars...he keeps his motorcycle because jennifer, ginger and you think it's hot and none of you are very practical. he must treat all of you to the delight that is the wind flowing through your hair while you're on the back of his bike. jennifer doesn't like helmet hair but she likes the sexiness factor. ginger likes that it's dangerous so jd always speeds when he's with her, you're not sure how they don't get arrested?? 

date nights are such a nightmare because you guys are all very opinionated?? and particular. you and jd are probably the most easy-going but that doesn't really help because jennifer and ginger are always going to be picky about what you guys wind up doing and they'll say no to whatever the other suggests just on principal. just for their own amusement. 

ginger, jennifer and jd are so over-protective of you. you're such a delicate little human?? how have you been surviving without them?? you need them to take care of you. 

sometimes you'll be like "why the fuck aren't you two stifling jd? he's a human too!!" and they're like "no he's different" which is such bullshit but also like....jd is fucking unhinged. he can take care of himself. you are their baby. 

ginger and jennifer are forever arguing about who is going to transform you and jd. you would think they’d at least agree that one of you is gonna get turned into a demon and one will become a werewolf, at least for the sake of balance, but they literally can’t even agree on THAT let alone which supernatural creature you or jd will wind up as. you two have minimal input in this choice sorry :/ this is werewolf and succubus beef. humans be silent.

you staying human isn't a choice because humans are weak and die so quickly. unacceptable?? ginger is gonna live a long ass time and jennifer is probably immortal. they are not winding up stuck with each other just because you and jd thought you could escape them in death?? fuck you. 

ginger needs all three of you to smell like her. yes, even jennifer. but mostly you and jd as you're her two humans and Preferred Mates. jennifer can smell her scent on you all but she doesn't need to smell it?? it's not instinctual?? meanwhile it straight up gives ginger anxiety when you guys don't smell like her. it's just part of werewolf mating. honestly while ginger smells different from humans she doesn't smell like dog, jennifer just likes to say that to piss her off. if she did smell like dog jennifer wouldn't touch her and would gripe any time she touched you or jd. 

cuddling is such a fucking nightmare. you guys have the biggest couch in the world and it's still a fucking ordeal. every two person couple activity is fucking ordeal for local poly couple.

it's a debate every time about who's going to sit where or who's going to hold who. oh jennifer likes to sit on the armrest? cool. except she wants to cuddle with you, but you want to sit in the middle today, and jd wants his arms around you, but ginger is laying in his lap and refuses to move cause he was riding on his bike too long today and stopped smelling like her so she'll bite him if he moves. 

your life is literally that "man has to get a fox, a chicken, and a sack of corn across a river." riddle i'm so fucking sorry for you.

jennifer likes to buy you and jd clothes. she stopped bothering getting stuff for ginger because the mutt is always so ungrateful of jennifer's taste in clothing. to be fair jennifer only buys a few things that are a bit out of you or jd's comfort range, she tends to buy things that will make you look hot but that you'd also get for yourself. 

jd goes shopping with her because he doesn't like leaving any of his partners alone for long. like he doesn't enjoy it he's also not going to bitch about it like other "dutiful" boyfriends who are left holding a few shopping bags and purses. you can't go out with your girlfriend and hold her shit for her for a couple hours?? can't give her a few minimal responses on whether something looks good or bad??? fuck you. also stop looking at his girlfriend before he pulls out his gun. 

they all encourage the worst of each others possessiveness. not only because being around each other makes it feel normal because they all agree this is a perfectly healthy amount of possessiveness but also because they all think of being possessive as something romantic. you know they love you because they'll rip apart anyone who looks at you for two long!!! 

when you wake up in the morning it's chaos. someone's hair is always in someone's mouth and ginger is a very wild sleeper. especially as it gets closer to the full moon. one of you will wind up on the floor even though you have two king mattresses pushed together. jennifer is one second away from tying ginger up before the four of you go to bed. 

you don't really have to worry much about ginger's transformation?? like she won't hurt you and jd during it because she knows that you two are her mates, she's pretty docile around you two (for a werewolf). she knows that jennifer is her...something so she doesn't try to hurt her but she's also not gonna roll over and show her belly.

if anything does go wrong like ginger gets out/away from you all or out of control jennifer can get her back or put her in check no problem. werewolf cuts/bites don't hurt more than any other type of gnarly injury so jennifer is fine with doing it.

that's one of the ways you can tell jennifer gives a shit about ginger actually. even when ginger will fight her viciously when she's a werewolf jennifer mostly just does things to restrain her, not to hurt her. you'd never point that out though because just to prove she's not soft jennifer might break one of ginger's ribs or some shit next time.

the big concern is making sure ginger doesn't get hurt or caught. jd and jen don't care if she hurts anyone else frankly adjkl. to try and keep ginger running off to a minimum (because it's very hard to keep a werewolf somewhere it doesn't want to be) right before a turn jennifer will bring her own.... food, back to the house and her and ginger will kill them together?? it satiates some of the blood-lust and makes the transformations easier. 

all three of these bastards will try and kiss you or fuck you while you're covered in blood and it's a nightmare!! somehow one of them is always covered in blood!! even if jd wasn't directly involved in a killing he will come home covered in blood because he made out or had sex with one of the girls while they were covered in blood. he thinks they're beautiful when they're blood thirsty :)))

none of them are great at emotions but all three of them together almost make one-functional human being!! and they are all, to their credit, aware of the fact that they aren't great with feelings so they are already naturally over-compensating to make sure they're always taking care of all your needs. 

you: on the phone with a friend complaining about your day, minding your own business the three of them: *manifest from nowhere because their "you having human contact that isn't them" sense was tingling ginger: *snatches your phone and hangs up on your friend* jennifer: *sits in your lap* jd: *wraps an arm around you* why don't you tell us about your day, darling?

a well-oiled machine anyone?

no friends!!! only them!! you are a pack!! you are mates!! you're a family!!! fuck anyone else. 

[slasherscream]

A/N: i'm just a black girl with terrible taste in men! i will never change! i will never improve! that is a promise! 

     billy loomis x black fem!reader x stu macher          ft. that's it .... that's the whole concept      (actually kinda totally hair focused this time)

                                                     ——————– 

There are a lot of little things you don't consider when first getting into an interracial relationship. One of those things you hadn't considered because it was such an everyday part of life? You actually feel a little insecure about going to sleep/wrapping up your hair at night.

The boys notice eventually although it takes a while. They know something is wrong long before they know what's wrong. You always get antsy at bedtime like you're missing some crucial part of your routine. Next morning? You scramble out of their arms far too early just to go to the bathroom and shut yourself in for thirty minutes.

Sometimes you come lay back down after these morning trips and go ...right back to sleep?? But always laying on your stomach?

First they think.... upset stomach in the morning? Or something else dumb and they're not gonna ask about that and piss off their girlfriend. 

Billy notices first that you always come back out of the bathroom with your hair done perfectly. It is ass o'clock in the morning why are your fucking....edges laid? You're literally like this every morning for awhile. Once he realizes that like... you're not even doing a full morning routine? That you didn't wash your face or brush your teeth or anything else? That you jumped outta bed to do nothing other than your hair? Oooooh my god, babe what the fuck-

Confronts you immediately after he figures it out and unfortunately that confrontation happens at ass o'clock in the morning. Stu is muttering for the two of you to shut up and go back to sleep but Billy smacks him awake.

He was gonna start yelling until he sees you curled up with your knees to your chest looking vulnerable. What the fuck did Billy say to you to make you upset when we should all be sleeping?

Was gonna just insta-start a fight with Billy but then Billy just goes straight for the throat of the problem with, "what are you doing all this for? what's wrong?"

You gotta fan your eyes to not cry because they're already sore from lack of peacefuL SLEEP. You lay it all out on the court. Confessing to worrying they'd find you unattractive if you did your usual nightly routine. Stressing over your hair health. Dreading the start of the day and the detangling process. Waking up early just to make sure you look nice-ish when they wake up. You're miserable!

They let you finish without interrupting because they see you need to get it all off your chest but as soon as your quiet for a little bit indicting you're done Stu starts babbling out reassurance after reassurance. Billy just grabs you and drags you into his lap, kisses your forehead. You all fall back asleep curled up together, both the boys laying on you so you can't get up and go do your new routine that's exhausting you. Everyone has morning hair, babe. Please stop stressing yourself out.

If you're still insecure after you've talked to the point you don't do the nightly routine you confess to telling them you used to do? One of two things is gonna happen.

A) the next night when you get ready to crawl into bed with them they walk outta the bathroom and oh my fucking god?? What are they wearing? Silk bonnets bitch, that's right. Now we’re all matching and some of us can calm down- Put on your bonnet and go to sleep.

That was Stu’s idea and he's lowkey proud of it and it's lowkey cute. Actually pretty reassuring too. A very Stu way to deal with insecurities. make them seem smaller by making them funny. They didn’t just do it to make you chuckle a little and then rip them off, though. They got them so that you’d feel normal wearing yours. So anytime they’re just alone in the house with you? Bonnets? On, everybody! Mandatory bonnet time. It fucking works though! 

Billy’s other solution? Learns how to tie head scarves for sleep. Says fuck it! Forget the bonnet then. But hair care is very important to him. He babies his own hair. And he knows just how important hair is for black women (cause you've told him). Also knows how hard it is to maintain.

He’s not gonna sit around and watch you fuck up your pretty hair because you don’t want them seeing you in a sleep bonnet. Ridiculous! So he goes looking for alternatives and finds head scarves. Cue sigh of relief.

He practices on Stu so that by the time he comes to you with the solution he’s already a pro at it and you can’t say no (they do a lot of tying ..."things" as ghostface so tbh even Stu would be pretty good at tying scarves right off the bat).

Makes the wraps cute so that you like them. Also had Stu buy a shit ton of really cute scarves. And if they come off in the night like scarves sometimes (often) do? bAM every pillowcase in the house is silk now too. Your boy’s have got you covered.

They also just get a bunch of regular bandana's because Stu slept in some of Billy’s practice wraps to make sure he was doing them well enough to withstand the toss and turns of sleep? And Stu realized .... hmmm.... sometimes this shit..... is annoying to sleep in. So when you need a break? Bandana time!

Honestly even outside of sleepy times Billy actually likes the way headwraps look on you? And he likes doing them/experimenting with styles n’ what-not. This eventually leads to him just helping you/fucking around with your hair in general. Goodbye paying someone to do it for you- 

This is now a bonding activity! Y’all watch horror movies and he does your hair for you. Why did you jump for that? It wasn’t even scary and now you fucked up my braid- 

He’s becoming #Too Woke and #Knowledgeable and is ten seconds from starting to call you tender-headed adjkl. No, but seriously he’s actually very gentle and watched a shit ton of videos. Mostly uses the comb just for parting and finger combs through the rest because, "Like 80% of the tutorials I found said over-combing isn’t good for black hair"!

See? Babe, I’m paying all kinds of attention.

Stu helping you with your hair? Lmao.... he tried one time and Billy was ten seconds away from stabbing him watching him fuck it up. He’s now very protective over your head 

This isn’t our hair, Billy. This is my hair / Not after all the work I’ve put into it, it fucking isn’t-

The one (1) thing Stu is allowed to do to your hair in terms of “helping” is slicking or brushing part of it down and then poofing another part of it up. Yes, you heard me. Billy said Stu has afro-puff rights only! Stu would complain at this lack of faith in him but like .... he sees how the two of y’all’s hands be hurting and ... mmm. Pass. Keep those problems to yourself! He’s just gonna be the moral support who brings the two of you snacks and orders pizza.

You’ll come home and Billy will be in the kitchen stirring something unidentifiable.... blood still on him from their latest kill. Stu is just watching him... chilling...hanging. They were gonna try out a new way to remove bloodstains but found a natural hair conditioner recipe and got distracted like idiots.

Their one shared brain-cell is focused on loving you.

                                                     ——————–