#is this character fuckable?

[vaggieslefteye]

ADAM | ᴍᴀꜱᴋʟᴇꜱꜱ (ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇꜰᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ)

[hellaversepolls]

Most Fuckable Hellaverse Character (Round 5, Match 2)

[most-fuckable-character-showdown]

Final Poll!

May the most fuckable win!

Winner wins the entire showdown

[schreibvibe]

Liev Schreiber in The Perfect Couple (2024) E1 "Happy Wedding Eve"

[falloutnewnobody]

part of the reason so many disco elysium characters are hot as fuck is because theyre allowed to have conventionally unatractive traits

[sga-owns-my-soul]

anyways i'm thinking about rodney mckay again and how he's literally the great character on tv to ever exist. the complexities. the contradictions. the way his character growth is so incredible but it's not linear. the way he's soooooooooo fuckable. like there's literally nothing about rodney's character that i don't love. he's albertan canadian. he's an asshole. he's the smartest man in two galaxies. he's an absolute moron. he knows more than anyone. he doesn't understand the reasons behind polite greetings. he strives to learn more. he's hates biology/medical sciences. he's a hypochondriac. he's the strongest character in the show. he has tons of health issues and weaknesses. he hates people. he cares more about the people in his city than he does about himself. he's a selfish bastard. he will risk his life over and over again for other people, even if they don't deserve it. he's also so fucking hot have you seen his fucking arms and his HANDS UGH HES LITERALLY THE. CHARACTER. WHY ARE YALL SLEEPING ON HIM HES SO INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!! the internet does not deserve him and yet we are blessed with him anyways and y'all need to give him the respect he deserves!!!!!!!!!!

[kmclaude]

In the sacristy

Clean artistic nude version and censored version. Full versions are on my bluesky (kmclaude bsky social) and will eventually be mirrored on marquisdeclaude dot com

[least-fuckable-taz-character]

Congratulations to Upsy Your Lifting Friend for being the least fuckable TAZ character!

[conspicuous-clown-car]

i shouldn't have asked my dca obsessed followers who theyd smash this presentation is just "why you should smash the daycare animatronic" now

[ganondoodle]

zelda live action thing is gonne be the worst thing on twitter bc my timeline is gonna be spammed with people saying who they want to be cast as the characters and of course its all *bland white american actor chosen solely bc of their looks alone*

[hellaversepolls]

Most Fuckable Hellaverse Character (Round 3, Section 3, Match 2)

Voter rules and other polls on pinned post

[most-fuckable-character-showdown]

Round 1H Matchup 4

May the most fuckable win!

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

Dear Real Fire Emblem Takes:

To further explain my stance on Askr's fuckability, I have elected to create a graph.

As you can see, Askr is hot but ranks below the fuckability line due to features like him having a weird outfit and dumb facial expressions. The rest of this graph is obviously correct and I will take 0 feedback on this.

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[kiiingsnake]

the only thing that matters abt this is the helmet

[stefisdoingthings]

Interesting how the only darker-skinned character in tristamp is Zazie, who is, quite frankly, not even human! Hmm, I'm definitely not saying that Studio Orange tried to make them "exotic" or anything, haha, paired with their design and all, not saying they're kinda racist, of course!!

[yarrayora]

starting a series called "would my favorite characters from different fandom be considered fuckable by people in dungeon meshi universe?"

starting with uncle tooru from servamp

dwarves think he's a delicate beauty, a popular look with the younger crowd but too babyfaced for dwarves who like 'em older. from looks alone it's a take it or leave it for gnomes and half-foots. fits the average beauty standard of tallmen both in eastern archipelago and northern continent, not bad looking but not a 10 out of 10 either. not sure how the western continent's tallmen would view him but probably same as how elves view him because it's very entrenched in elven cultures. elves think he's fucking uggo. orcs and kobolds don't really care about how he looks.

BUT the orcs are swooning over his hunter capabilities. they think it's very impressive he can catch dangerous monsters without having to kill it.

in general though his skill as a mage is a very attractive trait of him to many people in dunmeshi universe the same way women who know how to make good food and men who know how to secure food are prized potential spouses in a world where leisure can be seen as luxury.

although to elves and gnomes it's not about his stable income but about his usage of lightning spirit. some elves are simply academically fascinated but some would genuinely want to dissect him under a microscope (horny)

to gnomes who treat spirits as beings with their own feelings, though, it makes them wonder about tooru's personality to have a lightning spirit so attached to him (romantic fantasies)