#is this an older Will in glasses agenda stealth post? yes

[mizufae]

I have to speak my truth. Will’s sexual awakening would not be River Phoenix. He looks waaaaaayyy too much like Jonathan.

Unfortunately, I am convinced Will would be into Scott Baio, who, in 1983 starred in the Happy Days spinoff Joanie Loves Chachi and was attempting to be a musician, and in 84 starred in Charles in Charge. Poor Will, watching horrendous tv and not understanding why it’s so compelling, until suddenly you put two and two together and get gay.

Mike would secretly like River Phoenix though until 1994 roles around and James Spader plays Daniel Jackson in Stargate. He’d be like “why do I have cuteness aggression about this guy who played jerks all through my teen years”