#is my tag for this arc reax jsyk

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cr 23 reax part 1: FIIIIIGHT

I promised I would do this for the whole Briarwoods arc but lbr, this post would be huge if it covered all 3.5 hours, so here’s my notes from the first hour of the ep: Grog vs Kern!

omfg im losing my shit @ Scanlan finding them again after the whole group just fucking left for a week w/o telling him

Scanlan: “we had a tiefling slumber party” Travis: “can I roll to see if he’s bullshitting”

Scanlan: “well now that we’re all together, we can hop on the flying carpet and--” group: see screencap, which made me spit water

Vex: “So they killed the carpet! It lives no more. They also spent a lot of money. But hey, they didn’t die and that’s a good thing!” Percy: “It seems an enormous amount of alcohol has given you some perspective. I’m very proud of you.” Vex: [toasts him while staring dead-eyed into the distance]

Percy: “When was the last time we went home?” AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA……OH BUDDY………YOU’RE GONNA WISH THIS VACATION WAS LONGER……………

Taliesin and Orion’s “’Percy’ was my mother’s name” exchange was so fucking. incredible. i say this all the time but i love table 2, i would die for table 2, i would also kill for table 2, they are the most amazing and ridiculous table oh my god

Grog: “Did you say……you encourage my violence……” Tiberius: “Yes” Travis: “I GO RUNNING OUT OF THE ROOM”

THE ENTIRE GROUP FORGOT THAT GROG’S WRESTLING NAME WAS PHILLIP AND FUCKING LOST THEIR SHIT WHEN MATT CALLED HIM THAT AND SO DID I KJSHDFKJSLDFJSNDFSDFGJD;GFJL

oh my go d they’re fucking doing the “RIOT!!!!!!!” scene from avatar im d y ing

Marisha: “I start turning to people in the crowd and saying ‘Kern’s fighting Phillip!’” Percy: “Why are you telling me this, I already know” Keyleth: [turns to other side] “Kern’s fighting--” Tiberius: “I also know” Keyleth: “[looking around for other people] …Shit” Percy: “Maybe make a new friend” Tiberius: “Someone who isn’t us, tell literally anyone--no, it’s fine, you’re doing fine” [both he and Percy gently steer her around] AND THEN ALL THREE ACTORS CRACK UP, PROVING TABLE 2 IS AGAIN THE BEST

SAM BETTING AGAINST GROG SKJDFGSDFGNSDFG

i have nothing to say about this screencap i just fucking love laura

Matt: “So you’ll turn your turn with his leg in your hand--” Tiberius: “BREAK IT OFF LIKE A CHICKEN!!!!!! BREAK IT OFF LIKE A CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!” [Orion, in his excitement, almost falls off the bench]

okay honestly i wish that the producers would show characters live health points so I would know how concerned to feel lol

Laura, demanding rules clarification from Matt: “I’VE GOT SOME MONEY ON THIS, I NEED TO KNOW”

Keyleth, to Tiberius and Percy: “You’re right, this is so much more exciting when you bet!!” Tiberius: “See, it’s like you have a stake in what’s happening!” Keyleth: “Five gold!!! :D” IM LITERALLY GOING TO CRY THAT WAS SO CUTE

i already made a post about this but seriously what the fucking hell kind of faerie dimension did Taliesin escape from that even the dice he touches become magical tools of his dark reign over high numbers

KEYLETH JUST GOT ARRESTED AGAIN IM KDSFGJHSKDFJGKSDFJGKSDF

TIBERIUS GOT ARRESTED WITH HER DLFKJGHSDFGHOISDUHFGISDUHFGIOSUDFGOISDUFHGOISUDFHGDISZKJLDHLVDJKFHGKD

[Grog comes back from -13 HP with an ability] Taliesin, in Southern accent: “MY LITTLE BOY’S GROWIN’ UP!!!”

honestly im so glad Laura always comes in clutch with just. absolutely insane shit. bravo. bravA. goddamn.

Matt: “however, the entire other side of the Crucible just stops [stares horrified] and then YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! Vax is trying to [even more horrified stare] get your shirt down--” Vex: “SIX HUNDRED GOLD!!!!!!!!!”

fan: “You’re my new hero!! Can I train with you?” Grog: “Uh…Grog’s not here right now……this is Phillip……if you’d like to leave a message--”

god that was so good, I LOVE THESE NONSENSE EPS THE BEST