#is it funny how ragamuffin says “god...” lol?

[kirua9]

[obsessive-ego]

Reader has a little sister. She's like 6-8 and really sweet, always laughing. Your parents decided to go on a romantic week so they drop her at your place. So you tell beej that he must spend this week at Deetz.

Beej agrees. One day you call Lydia to check is he okay. Your sis hear his name and consider that so funny. When Reader goes to shop, she starts saying "Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetle..." but she stops when he actually appears. He is in shock but your sis is more happy and curious than scared.

Long story short, when you back you see how she summons him and make him gone like it was a game. Beej try to stop her but she run faster and enjoy this like never.

"Okay you're fun. Wannabe my 3rd best friend ffffforever?"

Oh and she can ship Reader and Beej

Oh my God I love this so much

I've seen so many people agree with musical and toon beetlejuice being good with kids

Like as someone who has a young nephew, I may or may not of thought of the same thing, I do have a little sister, but shes 21 lol

...

When beej catches them

"Who are you?"

"Ya kidding? You already know, you've been saying my name nonstop" he laughs "so what's a tiny thing like you doing in y/n's house? You smell like them"

"That's my big sister, are you their friend?"

"You could say that kid, I'm y/n's secret boyfriend, you cant tell them, cuz it's a secret"

The kid nods "can we play the disappearing game again?"

Beetlejuice forces a smile "how about I show you some other games"

...

"I was gone for like 10 minutes, how did you get here?" You groaned, it's not like you werent happy to see him, it was more of you didnt want to deal with you sister having nightmares from him.

Beetlejuice and you sister were sitting at your kitchen table, your sister doing his nails.

"This little ragamuffin summoned me" he shrugs

You sigh "okay, s/n, just dont tell our parents about him okay?"

"Mister beetlejuice already told me he was your secret boyfriend and that I couldn't tell anyone"

You turn back to the two "what else did he say?"

...

Later that night when you're in bed and beetlejuice had snuck in to cuddle with you, your bedroom door opens with a creak,

"y/n? I had a bad dream" the kid sobs in a whisper

Beetlejuice sits up, and gently gets out of bed, trying not to wake you

"Come on kid" he whispered leading the little girl back to the couch they were sleeping on.

In the morning you woke up confused as to while you woke up alone, but you dont think much of it, as you head to the kitchen to make breakfast, you glance over to where you sister was sleeping and there was beetlejuice, sitting on the floor in front of the couch watching the hallway closet.

"What are you doing?" You ask snapping the ghoul's focus onto you

"Morning babes" he stands up "the kid couldnt sleep cuz of monster in the closet, so I stood guard for her"

You give him a soft smile "that's really sweet-"

"I'd be a pretty good father sugar, how bout we get started on making a kid of our own?~" he purrs pulling you into a rather tight embrace

"NO! I DONT WANT KIDS!" You shout and squirm as the demon laughs