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lelliefant · 2 years ago
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Here’s my theory on Loki’s “death” in The Dark World.
1. First, it’s not possible to create an illusion directly involving another person without their cooperation.
When Loki created the illusion that he’d cut off Thor’s arm, Thor was playing along. It was part of their plan to fool the Dark Elves, and it worked because Thor wasn’t lifting Mjolnir with that hand, or throwing it, or doing something else that would break the illusion or show it to be false.
So, when we see Loki get stabbed through the chest by The Cursed baddie, he really got stabbed. In the chest. The Cursed would not have collaborated with Loki to fake his death; they were in a real life-and-death struggle to kill each other.
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2. Second, when Loki was dying in Thor’s arms, we saw something we’ve never seen before; his face mottled and turned grey.
We’ve seen a lot of Jotun and Aesir die in the MCU, but none of them underwent this kind of face mottling in their death throes. So, what was this? …
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3. Loki is a sorcerer—the greatest sorcerer of Asgard, according to Kevin Feige.
This is Asgard, where magic is everywhere, and even Thor has some magical powers of his own. The greatest sorcerer of Asgard would be exceptionally powerful indeed.
We still haven’t seen the full extent of MCU Loki’s powers because he’s been deliberately underpowered to fit into the storylines of other characters.
(Now, let’s play along, Lellie) We haven’t seen the full extent of Loki’s powers because, as we learn in the Loki series, he, himself doesn’t know how powerful he is.
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Also, remember, we are dealing with the sly and cagey God of Lies and Mischief. It’s not his way to put all his cards on the table, and he benefits from being underestimated by his enemies.
4. Loki was born a Jotun (Frost Giant).
We’ve seen him use Frost Giant powers (in Thor 1), both freezing Heimdall with the Cask of Ancient Winters and resisting the burning touch of a Jotun warrior.
We’ve seen other Frost Giants use additional powers; most notably, the ability to freeze their limbs so that ice weapons extend from their hands.
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So, what do these points tell us?
Loki really was mortally wounded when the Cursed Dark Elf stabbed him through the chest.
Something strange happened to Loki when he was dying in Thor’s arms; something that flushed all color out of his face.
Loki was capable of using sorcery or some Jotun power to freeze his own body.
Loki, as a Jotun, was capable of surviving having his body frozen.
When you freeze a liquid, it turns to ice. Loki was dying of blood loss, and perhaps cardiac arrest. Since Loki was capable of turning his blood to ice, he stopped the blood loss.
Ice cold is a preservative. That’s why we have refrigerators and freezers. It’s a well known fact that freezing an amputated body part protects it from decay and improves the chances of a successful reattachment.
So, faced with death, Loki deliberately froze himself to save his own life, perhaps anticipating that Thor would have the sense to bring him to an Aesir physician, where his wound could be healed. (But Thor didn’t.)
In the cold of winter, many animals hibernate. Their body temperature drops and they fall asleep. Their heartbeat slows down, so their bodies use very little energy and can survive without food for months.
Suppose Loki went into a hibernative state—not dead, but deeply asleep. Suppose he was able to work magic, even in this state, and was able to slowly knit his wound back together.
Thor left Loki behind as a massive sandstorm approached on the Dark World. Suppose the storm covered Loki’s body in a protective mound of sand, just like a muskrat hibernating in a hole.
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All Loki needed was enough time to heal himself before the Einherjar (Asgardian soldiers) found him and provided the means for him to return to Asgard in disguise.
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Loki didn’t fake his death on the Dark World. He managed to save himself through his own quick wits and sorcery. And Thor was too stupid to realize what Loki was doing and too self-absorbed to think about what could have happened to Loki, rather than assuming Loki had deliberately faked his death.
No wonder Loki didn’t advertise the fact that he’d survived.
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dykesferatu · 1 year ago
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necrocard, 1999
Color print on card paper | Stewart Home, Neoist Alliance
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lot105s · 5 months ago
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cigarette concepts inspired by those darn britpop rivals
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britpop1990s · 5 months ago
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britpop is a dumpster fire
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boneheadbun · 1 month ago
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🐇🐰🐇
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kulturegroupie · 3 months ago
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did-sm1-say-catfish · 2 months ago
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@hodginspodgins
i got this idea and thought "hm, hodginspodgins would post that hehe" but i dont think youve done it so now i did it.
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thejuvenilem · 1 month ago
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jirlshi · 4 months ago
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Some doodles of this guys I've made in this months
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Also this pretty knight doodle of Hollow Knight :)
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headshrnker · 6 months ago
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I’m obsessed with this
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lime-ether · 4 months ago
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Some time You just get together as a friends and relax from the heart
And little fellas
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evilfarmin · 4 months ago
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Just closed the case. book. 🪷
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atomi-cat · 8 months ago
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The way you draw Manolo and Jack gives me gender envy idk why
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Couple of fancy bois, aren't they? But also thank you!
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proudandangrydust · 2 months ago
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shivroy · 2 years ago
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klimtian adultery
(be sure to peep the S and N in the folds of their suits)
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jirlshi · 4 months ago
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I couldn't resist doing this meme, sorry ---
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