#is Kabru supposed to fess up about lying to be polite about his feelings on monster food literally immediately after??? oh absolutely not

[plateauofmemories]

See I wonder if Kabru feels extra pressured to eat the harpy egg omelette because like. After years(?) of trying to get himself to even register on this man's radar, he has succeeded in making Laios Touden aware of his existence.

And then the next most memorable thing Kabru does is attempt to turbo murder the part of the chimera that still looks like Laios's younger sister.

And afterwards, miraculously, Laios doesn't even hate him for it, but I do wonder if Kabru's there like, goddamnit, I would really like for the first thing that comes to Laios's mind when he thinks of me to NOT be the image of me repeatedly stabbing Falin.

And then like, metaphorically, a finger curls on the monkey's paw.