#ironic since i actually am ill rn haha

[azierum]

JSJDDJS. seriously when you actually think about the implications of this ep. and what it means for stan. what it brings up. the boat. being left. IUUUEHGJXSO I CANT. this expression breaks me. HES SO SAD AND LONELY HERE i love him sm

‘talkin to my reflection’ WHAT R U TRYNA DO TO ME EXCUSE ME OUCH. UNCALLED FOR. UNNECESSARY.

[soons-swimmingfool]

A Love like Affogato

Affogato: A bittersweet dessert coffee that illustrates the sarcastic love of two people who may just be right for each other ♥♥ 

(Series: A Love like Affogato, Part i | Part ii)  

• the day you actually message him •

- somehow you managed to restrain yourself from messaging right away so it’s been two days since the coffee shop thing - ironically you’re at the coffee shop again and you keep turning to look at the door every few minutes to see if woojin would appear - you stare at the contact on your phone (you have him saved as Hottie Woojin because you thought The Hottie That Bought Me Coffee was a little long) - without much thinking you send a “hey haha it’s me” - within that minute you get a reply from him saying “who is this?” - you realize then that you never gave him your name - “woojin how could you literally stalk me for three weeks and then forget to ask my name??” - “OH! OH MY GOD! COFFEE SHOP GIRL! YOU’RE COFFEE SHOP GIRL JESUS YOU ACTUALLY TEXTED ME THANK GOD” - you can’t help but laugh at the dork - he texts again before you reply “so what is your name coffee shop girl?” - “i dont know you tell me” you send back - “dont give me that kind of power, im actually going to call you coffee shop girl forever” - “can you imagine being out on a date with me and everyone is just staring because what kind of boyfriend calls his girl coffee shop girl?” - there are so many things in that last text that send you reeling - DATE?? SQUEALS - BOYFRIEND! ! - HIS GIRL :^)))) - cue the sirens - you’re basically dead - the barista wants to come check on you because you look insane just laughing to yourself all red faced - the people at the table next to yours think you’re crazy too - you send woojin back a “date? who said anything about a date” - he replies with “that’s my next question after your name. so what is it c’mon coffee shop girl” - r u even alive anymore - is this heaven i thought humans weren’t able to see angels - “it’s ashley” - you’re so fake trynna act all nonchalant over text when you’re sweating so bad it’s like Niagara Falls relocated to your forehead - “ashley…” - bitch what the fuck does that mean - “is there something wrong with my name??” - is your name really going to be the end of this almost relationship i hate woojin - “i mean… it’s just that yenno you should be pikachu and i should be ash because i definitely chose you ;^))” - tbh we’re both fcking done w woojin - “im blocking your number” - “oh c’mon it wasn’t that bad!” - “text me again and ill call the cops” - “ashleeeeeey :/” - “the number you have dialed is no longer available” - “bit c h im texting you stupid that’s for calling” - “wow you just found out my name literally one minute ago and you’re already calling me bitch” - “wait! i didnt mean that!!!!” - … - “ashley c’mon it’s an expression i didnt mean it ://” - … - “:^(((((“ - “ashley! im just a small boy dont hurt me like this!!!” - “small boy my ass you tower over me” - “yay! you replied!” - “i am for now” - “then i better work quick!! time for my second question ashley, would you like to go on a date with me??” - “wow you cant even ask me in person” - … - “woojin i swear stop trying to mess with me” - “ok sorry :/” - “and you’re right that wasnt very romantic was it” - “tbh not really lmao” - you’re about to tell him you accept anyways but then he texts again - “you’d prefer one of those “turn around” texts right?” - “woojin you really dont have to it’s fine like this” - “no it’s okay, ashley, turn around” - no way no way no way no way - HAS THE BOY BEEN BEHIND ME THE ENTIRE TIME - !!!!! - you turn around slowly and see - - - - nothi ng? ?? - where?? is? he??? - “where are you are you even here i swear” - “nope, but wouldnt it have been cool if i were?” - you sigh audibly - woojin i hate you - “woojin i hate you” - “;^))” - you get up to order some coffee (you had gotten too caught up in texting woojin to go order) - “hi what can i get you” - you sigh again “a sweeter potential boyfriend” - “you said that out loud” - your eyes shoot up to the barista taking your order and—- - WOOJIN????!! WHY ARE YOU HERE? HOW? WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING TO BE A BARISTA GET OUT!!! - “you wanted a romantic proposal didnt you??” - “is this your idea of romantic?” - “are you suprised?” - “i mean yeah of course i am bu–” - “then its romantic as heck! do you want me to leave?” - you get very quiet because no way in hell are you actually admitting you’re cheesed rn - “if you dont say anything im leaving” - “wait! dont… leave” - “good girl, now what can i get you?” - “woojin there’s no way in hell im letting you make my drink go call the real employee” - “you’re so mean” - “and you’re stupid. match made in heaven am i right??” - long story short you get your coffee and go on a date that same day - it was great :^))))

[swearronchanel]

As per request, 2.05

You guys have been so freaking sweet and kind  to me with your feedback since I started making these ridiculous posts, it’s insane but I love it!❣️ I literally started these as a joke because my one friend who watches call the midwife didn’t pick up the phone (and bc I was under the influence whoops hahaha it happens) but now I have so much fun posting every week! I’m sure I won’t stop these any time soon (what will I do when this series is over until Christmas? Yikes lets not talk about it yet)  Anyways @marialujan22 requested I rewatch and post for 2x5 & shit it’s been a while since I’ve watched series 2 but I couldn’t say no! Besides Im in a good mood because I have 10 days till spring break & only like 8 weeks left in the semester so here we go ..

idk if I’m mentally prepared for this

THE BIKE SONG I LOVE IT

“Somewhere far away, scientist we’re working on a magic pill, rumored to make pregnancy a case of choice..” Hell yea birth control, deff a magic pill in my opinion

Crazy that it took 3 series for the pill to become a thing & then there was still lame ass government guidelines

Jenny Lee! lol I often forget about her sorry not sorry, I liked her but she left. ya no importa

I love how “mature jenny” still narrates even though her character is never even mentioned anymore #letmenarrate lol jk I like Vanessa Redgrave’s voice

“Meanwhile other scientists were trying to send humans to the moon” fuck yea Hidden Figures

If CtM went up until 1969 that’d be lit, like the episode on mad men when they watched the moon landing! Just replace them with nuns and nurses and babies & replace the liquor for tea 😂

Shit I’ve said typed so much already

SISTER MJ💕 I wanna smack myself she’s brushing her teeth & I thought of that stupid toothbrush song from last week’s episode kill me

Nora’s pregnant again uh oh

Cynthia! SISTER E! Jane! It’s been so long

My bby Trixie 💕😍 I miss her pin curls! But now she’s serving those 60s looks so I’m here for it all

“Take that off this minute before you go to hell” LMAO TRIX YOU CANT TELL KIDS THAT

lol who am I kidding I would’ve said the same

I love sister Monica Joan, id quote everything she ever says but that’s too much work

Vicar’s wife? But who was the vicar?

LMAO WAIT DOESNT SISTER MJ FAKE A HEART ATTACK??

YES SHE DID IM DEAD I LOVE HER, WELL IT WAS LIKE ANGINA BUT IDC STILL FUNNY CAUSE SHE DIDNT WANNA GO

PRECIOUS SISTER BERNADETTE 😭💕

I STILL CANT BELIEVE MY BBY SHELAGH WAS A NUN, ITS SO STRANGE TO GO BACK AND SEE HER IN THE HABIT, LIKE YOURE PREGNANT NOW, WITH DR TURNERS BABYYY!!

anyone else really wanted to know how she was going to tell Sister Julienne “um i was already done with being a nun and now im love sick, I can’t stop thinking about Dr Turner so  I gotta ditch this habit”

damn I feel so bad like she did not want another baby & had no choice but to deal with it

No Jenny, tea is not gonna help right now

And heres the lady that scammed her

How much is 2 guinnis ? Idk how to spell that u already know I’m an ignorant American

Did she really tell a married woman keep her legs closed? It Doesn’t even matter if she was married or not like who are u anyway?? I would’ve bitch slapped her too, good for u Nora

Sister MJ saying her horoscope was right, we are the same😭

Wtf is spotted dick? Also I laughed because I’m immature Lmaoo

Sister J eating the pudding, she knows how to get to sister MJ 😂 I love them

Trixie teasing Jane about the Reverend lol aw

“I can’t knit I had a heart attack this morning” ME TRYING TO GET OUT OF THINGS

8 kids in one bedroom though yikes

Cute and classic bedroom moments 😭💕

“Naughty version of eggnog” like coquito? Lol nah, coquito is the bomb

IM CRYING SISTER BERNADETTE LOOKING IN THE DOORWAY

THIS BREAKS MY HEART EVERYTIME

THEY FUCKING CLOSED THE DOOR ON HER, MY BBY. I WANT TO HUG HER 💔💔💔 she deserves the world

Who is this irrelevant ass vicars wife? “Cherrio”

I’m so sorry Nora

Ew wtf a rat just bit the baby?

“Just tell me what you want sister” SHE WANTS YOU DOCTOR

THE WAY THEYRE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER OMG IM SHOOK

WHAT THE HELL TIM WHY DID YOU RUIN THE MOMENT ?!

sister MJ wants to roll bandages, make it happen! lol I love that Cynthia and Jane unwrap them all for her 😭

Aww i love babies !! but that one with a funny nose uhh

SISTER BERNADETTE BLOWING THE WHISTLE AND CHEERING 💕 MY HEART SHE IS SO ADORABLE

Aw I wish Trixie could have another scene going through old pictures and maybe share old stories with the new nurses💔 unlikely but you know I can hope. SHE DID HAVE THAT PHOTO OF HER AND CYNTHIA ON HER MIRROR LAST SUNDAY💕

“I’m a woman on a mission” beatrix, light in my life

Curly locks lol, when I was younger I  was called Shirley temple and when I dyed my hair I was called Goldie locks.. mind u that lasted into high school 😂 I’m staying blonde for good though, I don’t think I can pull off anything else

DONT GO OUT WITH HIM TRIXIE, HE’S TRASH

Laura Main’s angelic voice ✨👼🏼

who am I kidding she’s an angel

you know what would be fun and a dream? to go out with the ctm cast and get drunk and take trashy snapchat videos singing

Gin & a hot bath??

Trixie looked him up lol, good move

BUT HE’S STILL TRASH and an asshole

Pickle knife ?

again, this irrelevant vicar’s wife? vete ya

Everyone thinks Sister MJ is senile but she knows what’s up with Sister Bernadette..

“..but is all blank sadness and continued tears”  MY HEART💔 sister Bernadette/Shelagh has spent the majority of this show crying/being sad/distressed ugh!! Laura Main plays is beautifully but I CRY!? Let her be uninterruptedly happy please 😭💕

she (and helen) ruined me tbh, I used to have dignity

Is Jenny really naive or is she just pretending not to understand??

SEE SISTER BERNADETTE IS ON SCREEN AGAIN & IS UPSET

“I almost wish I was physically ill..” okay bRb CRYIN. THIS IS WHY I CANT WATCH THESE OLDER EPISODES I CRY TOO MUCH, I DONT LIKE TO SEE HER UNHAPPY

Remember when I started the show and didn’t know it was gonna ruin my life? Or before I grew attached? Yea me neither lmaoo those were the days when I thought downton killed me. I Didn’t know what was coming 😂 still love downton though rip #downtonmoviepls

Knitting needles?? aye dios mio

HA GREMLIN TIM AND JACK

Again how much is a gunniea and how do I spell it? I could google it but I’m busy here

She was willing to sell her wedding ring and risk her life for an unprofessional abortion. DO YOU SEE THE ISSUE? This isn’t just the a period drama either. Shit is real

“Are babies more valued because they can survive or do they survive beside they are more valued?” good question sis

lol Jane was so sweet and just bounced with no word

AT LEAST I KNOW WHERE SHE WENT THOUGH, THANKS FOR THAT NZ CUT SCENE

Trixie being a babe and getting ready to do her nails 😍💕 I wish I could do mine well but I’m trash and so I pay to get them done

The cross cutting in this scene is crazy but so well done (& yes look at me using real terms lol, I took a Music in film class last semester and had to know editing techniques 😂, I did fairly well too)

I really don’t know how she survived this

My bby trixie looking gorgeous as per usual. I love her so much, Helen u kill me

NO COÑFIO TRIXIE, HE’S NO GOOD

Haha why did I not remember the Gone With The Wind reference? Cynthia was so cute, I miss her carefree and happy

FRECO MOVE YOUR DAMN HAND, YOU ARE TRASH.

HE’S FICTIONAL BUT ID STILL FIGHT HIM

my poor bby😭💔 it is not your fault , he’s trash!! But this moment between the nurses warmed my cold heart

“Matrons in charge, virgins of iron” 😭😭

Aw Earth Angel playing, ✨🎼 I highkey pop to 50s/60s pandora stations

Jenny yes it’s illegal but do you think that matters rn??

TIM AS MAID MARION LMAO

Sister Bernadette looking at Dr Turner ah omg 😭they’ve come so far.

It’s not your fault Jenny but you should’ve told someone

Sister B & Tim won 👏🏼

LMAO ALL I CAN THINK OF IS THAT POST “WOAH CALM DOWN IM JUST TRYNA DATE YOUR DAD”

and she’s down, and the glasses flew

“You’ve hurt your hand” “well I’m sure there’s no need to amputate” ah sister b/shelagh lowkey has some of the funniest lines she just slips them in and people miss them !!

Here it comes ..

THE MOMENT..

“Would you like me to have a look at that?” UHM YEA

No but seriously I can barely remember what I thought when I first watched this but I knew something was gonna happen because a nurse can handle her own damn cut & well you know, she was in love with him

HE KISSED HER HAND. A fucking doctor kissed a nuns hand people, how scandalous & this was THE MOMENT I KNEW I WAS CORRUPT AND WAS GOING TO HELL, I AM SATAN I WANTED THE DOCTOR TO KISS A FREAKING NUN ON THE MOUTH LIKE WTF WHO RAISED ME? MY MOTHER WANTED IT TOO SO IDK BUT THIS KILLED ME, LIKE R.I.P HERE LIES GABBY, I WAS IN THE GROUND DECEASED. I’m actual trash. Someone dispose of me in the proper bin #recyle

for real, this is when I really knew that I was never going to love any other show like this and I allowed it to ruin me

BUT HONESTLY WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING? THATS A BOLD MOVE

BOLD IN GENERAL BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW IF SHE LIKES YOU BUT BOLD x1000 BC SHE IS A NUN, YOU KNOW MARRIED TO GOD, VOW OF CHASITY AND ALL THAt??

What if she would’ve freaked tf out or told sister Julienne? I don’t even know. I’ll just be grateful for how things turned out

“At this moment I only know I’m not turning my back on you because of you but I’m doing it because of him” AHHHH, DONT WORRY BBY GOD LOVES U AND UNDERSTANDS YOU LOVE HIM AND THE DOCTOR, LOSE THAT HABIT AND GO PROPERLY KISS PATRICK 😭

Sister MJ judging the baby contest is the purest thing & I need it to cleanse my disgusting soul that wants a dr to get with a nun #notsorrythough

“In Nonnatus we were good at tending other’s wounds and there were times I felt we were all each other’s children..” brb I’m crying I love that they’re like a family 😭💕💔

I’m so happy they didn’t kill Nora and she actually was happy in the end. I really wasn’t sure for a moment (obviously when I first watched lol)

“ Free reliable contraception came too late to help her, but in time the scientists triumphed. Her daughters and granddaughters lives remained transfigured, long after man left fleeting footprints on the moon.” Vanessa always knowing what to say in the end.

Lets see how the pill is going to be reintroduced this series, I’m interested  in how it’s going to play out.

I’ve said that so many times though so I’ll be done

The End.