#irisistible

[adorationof-latreia]

Your admirer might ask you out soon :3c

Ah, truly? Then, I must get ready! I'll be irisistable .

[heres-ur-daily-dose-of-prongsie]

Hey I can't help the fact that he is irisistable

Sirius: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Remus: baby, I’d make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compose you’d ever want. I’d hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you good night. I’d—. . .

vs

Remus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sirius: *thinks* yeah, I’d fuck a worm

Remus: *looks at the camera like in the office*

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James: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Regulus: it depends… were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we’d never have met. The latter, then yes, and I’d figure out how to turn you back.

vs

Regulus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

James: yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Barty: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Evan: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

vs

Evan: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Barty: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

(bc they’re both batshit insane)

[irisbyirinatirdea]

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[vos-videmus]

Oh god that Royce and Knox scene really just gave me FEELINGS now I'm just imaging Knox is home afterwards showering the Royce off him and he can't stop thinking about those glowing red eyes and as the weeks go by he goes from hating them to craving them and that's when he goes back to Royce and Royce grins his shitty grin and says "i knew you'd be back for more, I'm irisistable"

The fact that you’re right tho ljnsdgjldskjgbdsjgJBGSKJBD

[pinkydude]

Are we calling that suspected Mitch character beta Mitch? If so he sure looks like he's gonna give us a tragic backstory irisistable sad boy filled with angst that you can finally make smile

IGEZHUIGEZ I’m deadass calling him Concept Mitch 

And you’re absolutly fkcing right ooouushhhh

[bhattersblog]

she is irisistable I want to be with her forever

[golden-buddle]

this mouse has brought a knife, dull and rusty but a knife nonetheless. there are shiny spots in the blade where the mouse tried its damnest to sharpen it, but alas, its efforts were fruitless. do not worry! the mouse is hardly big enough to wield it with any force. no, the knife is a gift. it has heard that you were looking for knives and so the mouse began its own knife hunt. the knife's rotten handle is wrapped delicately in petunias, still shining with due. the mouse wishes you well.

*watery eyes*

I-I will treasure it forever

*hugs the fragile knife*

Have some healthy mouse foods, and a mouse classic. *gives a small mound of seeds along with some soft cheese with a dollop of peanut butter on it*

Google says this is irisistable to mice, and I’ll always leave some out for you!

[kobikoachman]

12 Best Irresistible and Seductive Perfumes for Women in 2017

12 Best Irresistible and Seductive Perfumes for Women in 2017

The second thing that makes an impression after the way you are dressed is how you smell. Today, we take a look at the Most Seductive Perfumes For Women That Will Turn The Men On

You all know that our concentration here on MR KOACHMAN is on men’s fashion, style and grooming. So I’m sure some of you will be wondering why I decided to make today’s article about women’s fragrances.

So I will…

[pipers-charmspeak]

bisexual energy is having a crush on piper and percy

pansexual energy is having a crush on alex, nico and percy

gay energy is having a crush on percy cause he’s fucking iRISISTABLE

[likeabadguy-blog]

Sorry you didn't get chosen as Shazam's PUPIL. EYE can't believe EYE did though. Guess that's what you get for being tempted by the Sin's IRISistible power.

he’s not even gonna respond to that.

[madamhatter]

💩 any you'd like

Send 💩 for my muse to do a crappy impression of yours / accepting / @johnny-writes

  To live a life that wasn’t her one, to step in the shoes of a stranger with choices, was just as devilish and irresponsible of a fantasy as any other dream she hoped of ever having. Most of her dreams were cast away in sailing past the horizon of the coast nearby Market Chipping, surrounded by dogs in a home deep into the woods and recluse from society, to the more innocuous pure dream of living among the flower fields and creating bouquets.

   Never mind those simplistic and domestic dreams, her mind had been guilty of wandering through the shadier lifestyles that she known to be truly illegal and frowned upon by which the systems decreed as grotesque and inhumane! A creator of hats, a creator of lies, she is one who hadn’t steered herself away from every possibility available; the desperation was at the verge of her mind, anxiously waiting to be explored, to be acknowledged. 

   If the course of life had taken her this far, while her own anxieties peaked and her patience dwindled, surely, she may need to acquaint herself with these alternatives. And, this opportunity had her a bit too excited.

    Posture straightened with her head high with ego managed but pride visible in her gaze, she folded her hands behind her back.  Her stride was long, improvising for her lack of lank legs with taking awkward steps as if she were a giant. Though, it seemed to be that she fancied herself the new role at all well – she took to wearing one of her father’s old white jackets and she rolled up the sleeves as to look somewhat decent. 

  After all, she was a practitioner of medicine and mental health! A true package in one as a psychologist and optometrist, one whose eye remained focused on the beauty all around. But it was all through one acute way that she could see it all: through one’s eyes. 

   “A pleasure to meet you, I’m Dr. Daniel Dickens,” the woman bowed her head to the unsuspecting mannequin. However, her own ticks kicked in as she bent her knees as if in a formal bow. However, she shook her head, reminding herself that the casualness of the professional had been what made him engaging for most others. 

  “I’ve never seen peepers so white like yours. How interesting,” she mused to herself as she kept a short smile on her face. “You must know, I am an optometrist and I must say, you certainly irisistible.” 

   “What if we were to arrange something at my office? You never know when you could do with an appointment. No matter if it was yesterday or several years ago, a check-up never hurts me!” She clapped her hands together, nodding her head enthusiastically. 

  To have so much confidence in this new identity, to be nearly drunk off of knowing you’d have a choice in the matter of things..! Sophie couldn’t resist the smile on her face growing, unable to reach the levels of eerie that the doctor was known for. “Why am I so invested, you ask me my peepers? Well, I’ll tell you–” 

   Sophie raised her arms up into the air, exclaiming proudly to the world, 

  “I am a man of science!”

[irisbyirinatirdea]

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[nyo-seborga-googles]

*softly starts singing, taps their fingers on the wheel a bit*

Hi Loreto! *she gives them a hug* -Iris

*laughs in suprise and hugs her back* Hello Fiore, you’re in a good mood today.~

@nyo-iceland-googlehistory

[cloudsoffire]

listening through my old ipod, here's everything on it:

a reskinned midi of all the music used in disbelief papyrus from when i was learning how music worked

all of heathers, be more chill, and hamilton

the first two jacksfilms hamilton spoofs spliced together and edited to have a weird chorus effect on certain sections

that one djsmell undertale parody of good time by owl city

the album "the end is where we begin" by thousand foot krutch

a low quality version of burn it down by linkin park (ooh a stereotype)

another djsmell sans parody, this time of irisistable by fall out boy

bonescuffle by dm dokuro

an orchestral rendition of megalomania that i can't place but has a very present choir

run wild by laney jones, which was probably in a movie or something because it a bit too upbeat for even my tastes now

numb by linkin park (how do you follow the last song up with this)

a low quality version of what i've done, again by linkin park

markiplier's space song

sans stronger than you

a low-key remix of his theme with fast drums that i don't recognize

an electronic remix of megalovania that i don't recognize

a weirdly spliced undertale stronger than you mashup

an electronic remix of battle against a true hero that does its own thing between the first two melodies and idk

electronic orchestral bonetrousle

dark darker yet darker by sharax

a remix of death by glamour

what i think is a sharax remix of it's showtime

heartache remix, i think also by sharax

it might be alphabetical, in which case this remix of its raining somewhere else is probably also sharax

more megalovania (mixed with bonetrousle?) i think this is sharax again

megalovania again

spider dance remix

tokyovania (still sharax iirc)

waterfall death dance (pretty sure still sharax)

the tryhardninja sans song

all star by smash mouth???

all the way by... schmoyoho? not looking that up. it's the jacksepticeye song

a reskinned midi of asgore (all you did was apply the sgm soundfont to them was it really good enough to put on your ipod?

a good asgore remix (richaadeb?)

a reskin of another disbelief song?

again?

bad reskin of a true hero (what's happening)

a non-reskin disbelief thing

followed by a reskin disbelief thing

is this a reskinned fnaf song at double tempo? (WITH THE SAME INSTRUMENTS AS MEGALOVANIA?)

the same thing as before but a different fnaf song

the same song??????

i'm skipping these bad reskins

low quality ke$ha my savior

song of healing?

wolf in sheep's clothing by set it off

tlt spooky scary skeletons

bonetrousle acapella

someone added lyrics to his theme and hopes and dreams

hopes and dreams metal (richaadeb?)

megalovania again (richaadeb?)

metal spider dance (richaadeb?)

more stronger than you

nightcore you're gonna go far kid???? (why would you nighcore this the original is so much better (also i don't like the mentality behind most nightcore music blah blah blah)

that one flowerfell song

genocide? by natewantstobattle (goes pretty hard tbh)

erase? by natewantstobattle

unaligned by natewantstobattle

natewantstobattle's toriel song (promise me?)

the elegy of emptiness song (sensing a pattern with the zelda music

battle against a true hero with lyrics

electric angel

a 40+ minute documentary on the ben drowned arg

megalo strike back (the original)

an au megalo strike back?

that's it

[number1salesman1997]

You look kawaii as fuck daamn

I DO! 8^)

I AM VRY CUTE ALWASY. I LIKE TO THANK: [[God]], [[Mamaaaaaaa, oooooooo~]],, ADN SWATCH , FOR MY IRISISTIBLE LO0K'S,, ADN CERIDE FOR THA [[company uniform]]

[the-sloth-woman]

alrick, i want to feel your hands on me and i honestly have no idea why

Alrick: I know why, it’s because you find me irisistable~ I can’t blame you, I have that effect on most people.  But I’ll touch you if you want, you just have to give me something in return~