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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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how it feels perpetually blocking radfems in my notes

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Got one

Now, you’re probably all quite confused. Or you just think the war is over.

There has been an attempt on my life. However, I assure you, I am still very much alive. The proper precautions were taken, and regardless, I cannot die. Lmao, if you will.

It’s time for both sides of active combatants to come to terms with the obvious truth: No one wants to fight this war. Most already consider it over, but I’d prefer something a little more conclusive. So let’s end it how it started: A vote.

If peace is made official, here is my statement:

Any members of my kingdom who wish to leave the kingdom May do so. This was never disallowed, but it seemed like some people thought it was, so I’m making it official.

@rat-detector @rat-defender-24 C’mere

My kingdom will remain regardless.

Hail to the Caves

The Rat King

Still alive!

Ps. It’ll be so nice to be able to stop doing this weird, like, roleplay kind of thing. On a serious note, The Rat King was always supposed to ride the line between a character, and a persona, but mostly just myself. During this whole thing, it’s really leaned more into being a character. I don’t like that. So, while it’s been funny, it’s really about time I get back to the norm.

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ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

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Never mind. Raise the banners. We’re burning the kingdom to the ground. This is a hostage raid now. Grab the potato sacks and grab anyone who look easy to bag.

Now, you’re probably all quite confused. Or you just think the war is over.

There has been an attempt on my life. However, I assure you, I am still very much alive. The proper precautions were taken, and regardless, I cannot die. Lmao, if you will.

It’s time for both sides of active combatants to come to terms with the obvious truth: No one wants to fight this war. Most already consider it over, but I’d prefer something a little more conclusive. So let’s end it how it started: A vote.

If peace is made official, here is my statement:

Any members of my kingdom who wish to leave the kingdom May do so. This was never disallowed, but it seemed like some people thought it was, so I’m making it official.

@rat-detector @rat-defender-24 C’mere

My kingdom will remain regardless.

Hail to the Caves

The Rat King

Still alive!

Ps. It’ll be so nice to be able to stop doing this weird, like, roleplay kind of thing. On a serious note, The Rat King was always supposed to ride the line between a character, and a persona, but mostly just myself. During this whole thing, it’s really leaned more into being a character. I don’t like that. So, while it’s been funny, it’s really about time I get back to the norm.

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Yeah alright the bit was fun while it lasted. Everyone vote peace and end it.

Now, you’re probably all quite confused. Or you just think the war is over.

There has been an attempt on my life. However, I assure you, I am still very much alive. The proper precautions were taken, and regardless, I cannot die. Lmao, if you will.

It’s time for both sides of active combatants to come to terms with the obvious truth: No one wants to fight this war. Most already consider it over, but I’d prefer something a little more conclusive. So let’s end it how it started: A vote.

If peace is made official, here is my statement:

Any members of my kingdom who wish to leave the kingdom May do so. This was never disallowed, but it seemed like some people thought it was, so I’m making it official.

@rat-detector @rat-defender-24 C’mere

My kingdom will remain regardless.

Hail to the Caves

The Rat King

Still alive!

Ps. It’ll be so nice to be able to stop doing this weird, like, roleplay kind of thing. On a serious note, The Rat King was always supposed to ride the line between a character, and a persona, but mostly just myself. During this whole thing, it’s really leaned more into being a character. I don’t like that. So, while it’s been funny, it’s really about time I get back to the norm.

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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

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What’s your cheese preference?

Personally a gouda and brie fan myself

We don’t have cheese here. Just dust and what the dust hasn’t eaten away.

I hear Swiss is good tho.

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The Infinite and the divine

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Stole it and didn’t even get it right. Thats a mouse you uncultured thief.

Kinda surprised how many different animals can be black and tan

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A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

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More random rodentia (pack rats, grasshopper mouse, kaibab squirrel, kangaroo rat, deer mices)

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Please accept this giant wooden rat as an apology for me defecting. I was actually just running some counter intelligence for you my dear leader. I will be sharing that intel with you very soon. Also don't mind the squeaking you hear coming from the giant wooden rat. That's just the wheels. I forgot to oil them. <3

Ah good. We were low on firewood. I’ll have our people put it to the torch right away to stay warm. Your generosity is appreciated.

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saw a post recently that went smth like this. if u see it pls tag the person i wanna credit them

OKOK THE OG POST IS THIS