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Printers are cursed objects. They require arcane magic to get a PC to recognize them, the overpriced ink forever exists in a quantum superposition of empty and just refilled, they emit strange chants before beginning their ritual, and they can bring the false glowing images into the mortal plane.

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GIT! GO ON NOW GIT!

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Gundam character of the day: this space rat from 0079

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Holy shit its the 5th.

Which Dark God do you worship?

We stan chaos undivided in this house.

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One thing about Dino is, he's gonna get a princess treatment

all my other ratties snatch snacks out of my hand SO fast. Not Dino. He prefers me holding his veggies while he nibbles. 10/10 would do anything for you, little guy.

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tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut

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in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

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Round 0

@everydayspamton

(no propaganda submitted)

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“WE ARE A BUNCH OF DETECTOR, WE ARE THE BRETHREN, WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, THERE IS 50 OF US FROM WHAT WE KNOW, MOST LIKELY MORE. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD”

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Dewey's politely telling you that it's his seat now and you can sit on the floor if you want

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World rat day? World rat day.

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Cheese update: he now eats out of my hand and sits on my shoulder. I think he's starting to understand that I genuinely like him, even if he still seems uncertain as to what he should do about that.

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