#iris: honey you cried during an ad about dog medicine because it implied the dog was sick
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I read a fanfic where the flashfam killed Eobard and he just kept on coming back so eventually murdering him and hiding his body became family bonding time
#barry: aren't you like. worried that i just killed a man#iris: honey you cried during an ad about dog medicine because it implied the dog was sick#iris: you are a teddy bear not in body but in spirit and i would never be afraid of you#they were burying eobard's body with wally and then barry went “hey what if we married eachother” and immediately panicked#and iris just took out a ring she had been keeping in her purse and proposed#barry when they bury a dead body with wally: oh my god we are terrible role models#iris had to hide a corpse on her wedding dress. fucking eobard#barry (just killed eobard in front of jay): aren't you... worried or somrthing?#jay: nah dw me and joan used to do this all the time#barry: what#jay: it was the fifties#barry: that doesn't explain anything#iris: shut up and help me hide the body#jay: lmao you're literally an angel#barry: i'm literally defiling a corpse rn#“did you know he's named eobard?” “damn no wonder he's homicidal”#<— an actual conversation between jay and iris#barry(just killed eobard in front of wally and he just rolled with it instead of being scared): iris why is your family so cool with murder#dc#dc comics#the flash#the flash comics#fanfic#fanfiction#fanfic recommendation#wally west#barry allen#iris west#the fanfic is “Iris West and the Multiple Resurrections of Eobard Thawne” by poppiesandsunflowers in Ao3#jay garrick
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