#iris the dökkálfar

[afoolandathief]

Caz walks into the bar with a goat.

Violet: Hey, little guy! What are you doing - Oh, no!

Caz: Everyone, meet your meat! Leading the goat to the group. In my opinion, not enough people have looked their dinner in the eyes and considered the circle of life. This is my dinner. Her name is Jade.

Ruby: Ha! Burn!

Jade: Seriously?

Caz: I understand that it’s hilarious, but that is her given Christian name. Jade is very smart and incredibly loyal. She’s basically a dog. A dog whose throat I’m going to slit and drink the blood from.

Iris: Hey, Caz. You’re not gonna slaughter that goat here, are you?

Caz: Not to worry. I have a permit. Hands her a slip of paper.

Iris: Reading it. This just says “I can do what I want.”

[afoolandathief]

Digging this up bc I had further stupid thoughts™️ on this:

Jade: What's with the outfit? Are you a pirate?

Annette: Pirates be in this year!

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Violet: The Byrne twins? Caz dated twins?

Minnie: And at the same time? 😏

Jade: You know what? I don't know and I don't want to know.

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Jade: I think this ex-girlfriends thing is messing with my head.

Caz: Exes.

Jade: Why do you keep saying that?

Cut to Juniper's entrance.

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Iris: I can't ¢°′∆♪~ believe you worked with Caz Mraz after I specifically told you not to √Π£× do that!

Jade: How are you doing that with your mouth?

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Valfierno: Mraz, I like your outfit.

Valfierno: Affordable.

Caz: ...

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*Ruby Hall: drunk heterosexual*

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*Amelia stole the power of love. What a dick!*

Thinking about how I may have accidentally written a pretty boy version of Ramona Flowers