#iprank

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Ang naghihingalong Kultura ng Pelikulang Pilipino

Asan na ang sining?

            Sa kasalukuyang panahon ng mga makabagong teknolohiya, saan na nga ba patungo ang kultura ng paglikha ng pelikula?

            Mula sa film negative, naging beta tape at VHS tape, hanggang sa maging Hi8 at V8 at sa kasalukuyan ay naging P2 tape, SD card at micro SD card. At mula din sa projector, naging LCD at LED at ngayon ay OLED screen ng ating mga cellphone.

            Paliit ng paliit ang mga gadget. Hindi tumigil ang teknolihiya hanggat hindi nagiging portable lahat ng mga bagay sa paraang kakasya na ang lahat sa ating mga bulsa. Totoo namang malaking tulong at bagay na hindi ka na magbabayad pa ng 300-700 pesos sa mga sinehan para lang mapanood mo ang bagong movie ng Marvel at DC Studio. Magususubscribe ka lang at ilang araw lang ang hihintayin mo at mapapanood mo na ito kahit saan at kahit kailan mo gugustuhin.

            Batang 80’s at 90’s ako at inabot ko pa ang mga panahong sama-sama pa ang magkakapit-bahay na nakikipanood sa telebisyon ng medyo nakakaluwag-luwag na kapit-bahay. At kung medyo may konti pang pondo ang gobyerno nakakamiss din ang pagpapalabas ng mga pelikulang pilipino sa mga parke o basketball court, kung saan uupo ka lang at sama-sama kayong magtatawanan at mag-iiyakan ng mga kabarangay mo. Pero sa panahon ngayon kapag umupo ka sa parke o basketball court ang lahat ay may hawak na cellphone na maaring nagkukuha ng video, nanonood ng Netflix o Youtube, nag fafacebook, may kachat o di naman kaya ay naglalaro ng games.

            Isa ang Pilipinas sa mga bansang hindi nagpapahuli sa mga teknolohiya. Kaya naman laging updated ang mga pinoy, sa Pinas ka nga lang makakakita ng pinapalabas pa lang sa sinehan ang pelikula na hindi tinatao pero sa social media viral na ang buong pelikula at mapapanood mo na nang buong-buo.

            Dala ng modernisasyon ay ang unti-unting pagkamatay ng kulutura ng paggawa ng pelikula. Bukod sa mahal na ticket ay mas naging inn ngayon na entertainment ang cellphone at panonood ng mga vlog sa social media kung saan kapag nakafollow ka at subscribe sa isang vlogger ay kusa itong magnonotify sa iyong cellphone kapag may bago silang upload na video o post. Ang mga artista sa entablado at pinilakang tabing ay napalitan din ng mga tinatawag na influencer at vlogger. Ang lahat ay naging artista at fame sa cellphone. Pakita mo lang ang konti ng boobs mo, magsalita ka lang na parang alam na alam mo ang lahat, iprank mo lang ang nanay mo, ipakita mo lang ang pagkadulas mo sa kalsada habang naglalakad, kuhanan mo ang away ng dalawa mong marites na kapit-bahay, o di kaya ay ipost mo ang aksidenteng nadaanan mo sa kalye for sure instant fame ka na. magkakaroon ka na ng followers, uulan na ng comment sa newsfeed mo. At siguradong uulanin ng like at share ang post mo.

            Isa sa naging turning point ng entertainment na ito ang Pandemic. Nakulong ang lahat sa kani-kanilang bahay. Nabago ang source ng entertainment ng mga pinoy. Nakilala nila ang Netflix at youtube. Ginaya nila ang ilang mga show na nakikita nila, nangprank sila. Gumawa sila ng kani-kanilang short skit. Nagpodcast sila at nagkwento nang nag kwento ng mga review nila at mga opinion sa iba’t-ibang bagay sa ganoong paraan nagsimula ang makabagong pampalipas oras ng mga pinoy. Pero sa kabila nito ay meron din itong mga hindi kaaya-ayang naidulot sa ating mga pinoy. Naging opinionated at podcaster ang lahat to the point na hindi na nafifilter ang mga sinasabi nila at nagiging tagapagpalaganap na sila ng mga fakenews. Sa mga kabataan naman ay naging open sila sa internet at mga kwentong di pa kaaya-aya sa mga edad nila. Nagkalat ang mga pornsite ganun din ang mga vlogger na ang tanging aabangan mo ay ang pagluwa ng kanilang mga dibdib.

            Higit sa lahat ay biglang naghingalo ang pelikulang Pilipino. Mula sa pagiging sakitin nito dahil sa piracy at mahal na ticket sa mga sinehan ay bigla itong nag-agaw buhay dahil sa mga low quality film na lumalabas na agad mong maikukumpara sa mga gawa sa Netflix. Andaming biglang naging director to the point na mula sa pagiging content creator at gumagawa ng mga wedding video at music video ay biglang mga naging film director daw sila.

            Naniniwala akong kabataan ang pag-asa ng bayan, pero mahalagang magabayan din sila at matutunan ang tamang paglikha ng isang pelikula. Aralin man lang sana nila ang film languages  at mga film elements nang sa ganon ay maitaas natin ang ang antas at kalidad ng mga Pelikulang Pilipino. Dahil hindi lang basta pelikula ang pinapatay natin sa ngayon kung hindi maging ang Sining ng Pelikula.

[rvdispatch]

IDOL PROJECT STANDINGS

throughout the first and second weeks of idol project, the public has been voting on their favorite trainees. from this episode on, weekly rankings will be shared.

these grades are based on the points earned by doing weekly idol project tasks, though some of the ranks have been moved around for story progression purposes. those story moves will not affect the final group. this is just for fun, and should not be taken to seriously, and instead be used as a plotting device and for character development. If you have any questions, please contact the admin team

bold indicates a trainee that, IC, is currently in a position that will get them in the final lineup. italics indicates an NPC. striked indicates the eliminated trainees.

G1

Sola

Chase

Somi

Nana

Ginny

Seyeon

Kaori

Jinhee 

Boram

Jieun

Byul

Dita

Sohee

Woori

Hyunjin

Dokyoung

Doona

Hyori

Minji

Kiko

Dami

Yoosung

Minhee

Hayoon

[heyemmaaaa]

I can't think of anything I can give you this valentines' day so I edited the playlist I sent u 2 days ago of some of my on repeat songs and here's its part 2 : my fave lyrics and a short message.

Intentionally di ko nilagyan ng title kasi inassume ko na tinapos mo pakinggan

P.S- recommended to play the playlist while listening. 🤭

#1

"Mahiwaga, pipiliin ka sa araw-araw.

Mahiwaga, ang nadarama sayo'y malinaw"

I'll choose you everyday. Even if there will be times na you'll think hindi ka na kapili-pili, I would still choose you. 😌 cheesyyyyy.

#2

"There is nothing I can ask for

There is no one else but you

You are everything I hoped for."

It's not a secret I liked you for 8 years and within those years, I kept on praying for u that sometimes it gets so frustrating cos I know it's useless. But I kept on praying anyway (read previous entries). Love na love pa rin ako ni Lord (or nakulitan lang kaya pinagbigyan. Hahaha 😆) kaya there is nothing I can ask for pa talaga. 😌

#3

"Sometimes I run

Sometimes I hide

Sometimes I'm scared of you

But all I really want is to hold you tight. Treat you right"

Sorry for those times you felt i'm pushing you away pero thank you for being patient with me and for understanding me. It's not easy on your part kasi I've made you feel many times na ayaw ko sayo and alam kong aware ka na I have trust issues pero you still continued pero despite everything, what i really wanted lang talaga is to be clingy and sweet and caring and loving and etc to u. HAHAHA 🙊

#4

"So close yet still so far"

Trivia lang. Ikaw first dance ko nung 4th year hs grad ball tapos eto yung song na yun. 🙈

Kailan ba tayo magiging so close and so near? Char. I can't wait to see you. Sana mahintay mo pa ko. Kasi ako sure ako na mahihintay kita. 🥺

#5

"You lift my feet off the ground

You spin me around

You make me crazier"

This is how I feel everyday knowing yung long time crush ko, gusto rin ako. 🥰🙈

#6

"It's you they add up to.

I'm in love with you.

And all your little things"

Trivia again. Ikaw first dance ko 3rd year social night, ito yung song na nag p'play. 🙊

Di naman obvious na between the two of us , ako yung head over heels sayo no? 😕

#7

"This is falling in love in the cruelest way

This is falling for you and you are worlds away"

Yung first ever relationship ko if ever, LDR. pero okay lang basta ikaw. In fact, it's the person not the distance. 😌 i play this song whenver i miss u so much and it's getting so frustrating cos wala akong magawa to see u personally kasi im not mayaman like taylor swift. 😔 take note lang po, pag lumipad na ko pa US, umaga sayo, gabi sa akin. I'm scared baka bigla kang umayaw in the long run. Lol. 🥺

#8

"Nothing I wouldn't do

Go to the ends of the earth for you

To make you feel my love"

I'll do anything for u as long as i can. (Except lang sa pag change ng habit when it comes to eating. hehe mwaa)

#9

"And today I'm officially missing you"

Hindi lang today. everyday. 😔

# 10

"You are my favorite. Everything"

Favorite asarin. Favorite iPrank. Favorite kwentuhan. Favorite person. Favorite in general. 😘

# 11

"And I could list a million things i'd love to like about you"

Tho I don't know if you love me. Hahaha char 😳 pero i like the way you care, the way you remind me and get angry after but still reminds me anyway, the way your voice calms me down and make me smile, the way you say i miss u when u're tired and everything in between.

#12

"At ngayon, nandyan ka na

Di mapaliwanag ang nadarama"

Nanuod lang talaga ko hello love goodbye kaya nasama to. Charot. Niloloko ko ni mega one time, eto daw yung theme song. HAHAHAHA funneh.

#13

"And I've been in a daze

Ever since the day we met"

I'm still amazed at you in general. The way you smile and everything. I still can look at you entire day and still caught myself smiling. Will always be ur no. 1 fan. 😏 gotchu

# 14

"You calm me down

There's something bout the sound of your voice"

I really do not know how it happens anyway. But I like how u do it. Effortlessly. 🥰

#15

"I take one step away

Then I find myself coming back to you"

It's was, is and will always be u po. 😉

You make me really happy. Thank you for making me the happiest, thank you for making me trust again and know that i'll always be here for u in every possible way. whether u like it or not. Balakajan. Wala ka nang choice. U need to bear with me and my toyoin days (na di ko na dadalasan as u requested) Hahahaha 😌

Here's to more Vday with u. LDR man o hindi. Official man or not. 🥺 char not char

I added Have you ever and never had a dream come true (fave songs when cleaning 🤭) and some westlife songs and other songs that I've been listening to these past days.

[sandalinalang]

Me: By imy

Him: imyoooouuu

Me: Mula ngayon pinapalaya na kita

Him: Ha?

Me: *can't do the prank* parang di ko kayang iprank ka, baka seryosohin mo HAHAHAHAAHAH

Him: gusto mo iuntog kita sa maskels ko

Me: HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA *insert sample prank*

Him: HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH

Also him: yeah bigla nagdilim paningin ko nung una chat mo pa lang eh

*lol tawa ko ng tawa

[only-kiwi]

hey baby i was wondering how did u do the text part on the second part of demons? ❣

hi babyyy!! i used an app called iPrank, i’m not sure it it’s available on android but it’s on the app store xx

[cookingqueen-16]

October 18 2021

What happened that day was crazy hahaha my friend angela and lea plan to prank me.tinago nila cellphone ko at hanggang di ako umiiyak di nila nilalabas.nang galing kase kame non sa galaan sanay akong kung saan lang palagay lagay ang cellphone kaya ang alam ko talaga is naiwanan ko sa pinuntahan namin ang cellphone ko.iyak na ako ng iyak non then out of a sudden nag tawanan sila at sabay sigaw ng it's a prank!at yan yung picture na yon matapos nila ako Iprank nilibre nila ako ng kwek kwek I'm so lucky to have friends like them 3 year's na kaming mag kakaybigan madami na kami kalokahang pinag samahang mag kakaibigan kaya sobrang love ko sila

[akihiro-daken]

*ding dong* package from mew shows up at your door. Packed inside a iPrank Gift Box Extreme Chores, is a sir perky, Thumbs Up! Up Yours Mug, Polly The Insulting Parrot, pet rock, Handerpants Fingerless Underwear Gloves White Cotton Spandex Gag Gift, Ahegao Funny Emoji Anime Art 3D Print Women Men's Pullover Hoodie and a Switchblade Spork. (you better look these up)

Daken opened the package, which featured an amusing representation of a child vacuuming on a Wii-like game, and sorted through the contents with a mildly confused grin seemingly fixed on his face.

The wine bottle stopper was so going to get used. No one could have too many bottle stoppers that look like the stopper bit was a giant penis. The parrot was going to be regifted; Daken knew a special snowflake that needed lessons on annoyances. 

The anime hoodie... Daken was pretty sure he’d never wear it, but he’d hang it up in his closet anyway.

The switchblade spork made him laugh, and went in his go-bag for emergencies. Sporks were endlessly useful; both for eating things and torturing people.

But the mug was a thing of beauty. It was, on the outside,a plain white mug. But inside was a ceramic representation of Daken’s favorite insulting gesture. That got pride of place in his china cabinets, right next to the expensive and far more classy dining set. 

Mew had to be pretty bored to assemble this.

[escapeteen]

ang lakas ng trip ko ngayong araw. umalis kasi kaming dalawa ng ate ko para bisitahin yung lola ko, edi habang nandun kami sa bahay nila naisipan kong mag prank call. yung phone ng ate ko gamit ko nun. nung una, random yung pagpili ko sa contacts nya. sinagot nung isa nyang kaibigan na kung hindi ko pa sinabi na prank call yun ay makikipag meet up pa saken hahaha. sunod naman naisipan ko na iprank yung isa kong ate na nasa bahay. paniwalang paniwala talaga sya, nagalit tuloy sya nung sinabi kong prank yun. iniba ko yung boses ko para hindi nya mahalata na ako yun hahaha. tapos dumiretso kami sa SM, nakakaumay sa rami ng tao hay. nagutom ako so umorder ako sa Mcdo, take out nalang para mabilis. tinatanong kasi nila yung pangalan ng customer para kapag ibibigay na. ang pangalan nung nagtatawag ng customer ay Gerald so Gerald sinabi ko dun sa babae hahahaha. nung binigay na ni Gerald yung order ko napangiti nalang sya hahahaha. at least nakapagpangiti ako ngayong araw diba haha. nakauwi na kami at inaantok na ko :-( balak ko mag jogging bukas sana magising ako ng maaga. Happy Mother's Day sa mga mommy nyo at sa mga nanay na dito! :-)

[genocidaltophattedoharo]

imsotird

gnig everyone

ipranked enoughyesterday

imprankedout

[diarynijinjin-blog]

Isang umagang may nakialam ng aking cellphone. Kinulang ang multiple pics ng IG para maipost ko lahat ng selfie niya. Iprank ko kaya ulit sya? 🤔😂 #Kambal #siblingselfie #selpilord

[rvdispatch]

IDOL PROJECT STANDINGS

throughout the first and second weeks of idol project, the public has been voting on their favorite trainees. from this episode on, weekly rankings will be shared. 

these grades are based on the points earned by doing weekly idol project tasks, though some of the ranks have been moved around for story progression purposes. those story moves will not affect the final group. this is just for fun, and should not be taken to seriously, and instead be used as a plotting device and for character development. If you have any questions, please contact the admin team

bold indicates a trainee that, IC, is currently in a position that will get them in the final lineup.  italics indicates an NPC.

Chase

Sola

G1

Somi

Seyeon

Ginny

Nana

Jieun

Kaori

Hyunjin

Kiko

Byul

Jinhee

Boram

Hyori

Dokyoung

Minji

Doona

Woori

Dita

Sohee

Minhee

Yoosung

Dami

Hayoon

[jadey011617-blog]

NP: The Other Side 🎶 Parang kaylan lang nung tinitignan kita sa stage nag papractice para sa Batallion. Yan pinapakinggan ko nun, tinititigan kita, inoobserbahan ko kung paano ka gumalaw, kung paano ka sumusunod, kung paano ka tumayo ng matuwid, kung gaano ka seryoso muka mo, kung paano mo ilagay mga kamay mo sa likod at huli sa lahat kung paano mo ako tignan. Bago kayo humanay sabi mo saken baka matagalan kayo, kung gusto ko na umuwi, uwi nako kase gagabihin kayo pero di ako umuwi kahit anong oras na nun kase gusto kita makita kaya andun ako sa kabilang building nakaupo sa may stairs sa tapat ng cashiers. Andun ako. Nag aantay, di ako naiinip kase ikaw naman yung tinitignan ko sabi ko kahit anong oras pa to di ako uuwi aantayin kita. Sarap mong titigan, nahuli moko lumihis ako.. pero nung binalik ko yung tingin ko sayo ng dahan dahan, nakatingin ka saken tinitigan mo ako, nag titigan tayo. Yun yung moment na di ko makalimutan kase yun yung FIRST TIME kong nakipag titigan. EYE TO EYE CONTACT. Mahina naman kase talaga ako makipag titigan baby diba? Ang sarap pala sa feeling Franz, parang kinakain ako ng puso ko sa sobrang saya. Basta sobrang comfortable akong nakipag titigan sayo. Ganda ng pag titig mo saaken yung para bang hindi lang siya basta titig pero may meaning, may something. Ilang beses tayong nag titigan. Simula nun di ko na mapigilang di ka titigan. Nung natapos na kayo, mga 7pm na yun. Nang dumaan nako sa tabi mo bigla ka nang sumabay sa pag lakad ko. Nag sama na tayo, sobrang saya ko nung time na yun para bang sobrang nag tethank you ako kase binigay ka saken. Ewan ko ba bat sobra sobra nararamdaman ko sayo, may something na di ko maexplain. Dun din nag simula na naisip kong iPRANK ka. Hinatid moko pauwi, yun naman lagi mo ginagawa eh tuwang tuwa naman ako sympre. Bago ako bumaba ng tricycle tinignan ko ulit mata mo ugh bat sobrang sarap sa feeling. Salamat Franz kahit sobrang late na rin nun nagawa mo pang ihatid ako. Ito yung moment na di ko pa nasasabi sayo. Pero lagi sumasagi sa isip ko yun di ko lang nasasabi. Pag kauwi mo nag chat tayo sinabi ko sayo mga pinapakinggan ko at YUN! THE OTHER SIDE yun yung una mong napansin at sobrang nagandahan mo. Saktong sakto yun yung pinakinggan ko talaga ng paulit ulit nung inaantay kita. Baby 😊 Thank you so much. Ngayon, nasa "OTHER SIDE" na literal na ako. Pero kahit na ganun aantayin pa din kita kagaya din ng pag antay ko sayo sa hagdanan habang tinititigan ka, mag aantay ako sa mga message mo sa mga reply mo kagaya nang pag antay ko sayo nung time na yun. Baby THANK YOU SO MUCH. I'll be here waiting on the other side.

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iPrank Cracked Screen Sticker Pack

iPrank Cracked Screen Sticker Pack

If you don’t want anybody stealing or messing up your iPhone or iPad, then you can use these iPrank Cracked Screen Sticker Pack.  Usually screen protector stickers protect the screen, but these screen sticker have mirror-like cracks that make your iPhone or iPad look damaged.

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[macbiters]

iArm, cinturino da polso per iPad

Da quando è uscito l'iPod nano tutti in giro ad usarlo come orologio con il cinturino da polso. Principianti. Il vero nerd usa l'iPad come orologio!

Seriamente (??!!), iArm esiste e si compra per 8 dollari su iPrank (20 per il set da 3 confezioni) e funziona proprio come vedete nella foto.

Peccato che per 8 dollari vi arriverà a casa solo la scatola vuota (Prank in inglese vuol dire scherzo, lo sapevate?) da regalare al vostro migliore amico geek per farlo stupire e meravigliare per... il tempo di scoperchiare la scatola!

[rvdispatch]

IDOL PROJECT STANDINGS

throughout the episodes of idol project, the public has been voting on their favorite trainees. as always, weekly rankings will be shared.

these grades are based on the points earned by doing weekly idol project tasks, though some of the ranks have been moved around for story progression purposes. those story moves will not affect the final group. this is just for fun, and should not be taken to seriously, and instead be used as a plotting device and for character development. If you have any questions, please contact the admin team

this will be the last week where positions are moved around for story purposes-- after this week, the last rank posted before the finale will reflect actual standings based on the points you have earned

bold indicates a trainee that, IC, is currently in a position that will get them in the final lineup. italics indicates an NPC. striked indicates the eliminated (and disqualified) trainees.

Chase

Nana

Ginny

Seyeon

Somi

Sola

G1

Kaori

Jinhee

Dita

Dokyoung

Woori

Hyunjin

Byul

Boram

Jieun

[rvdispatch]

IDOL PROJECT STANDINGS

throughout the episodes of idol project, the public has been voting on their favorite trainees. as always, weekly rankings will be shared.

these grades are based on the points earned by doing weekly idol project tasks, though some of the ranks have been moved around for story progression purposes. those story moves will not affect the final group. this is just for fun, and should not be taken to seriously, and instead be used as a plotting device and for character development. If you have any questions, please contact the admin team

bold indicates a trainee that, IC, is currently in a position that will get them in the final lineup. italics indicates an NPC. striked indicates the eliminated trainees.

Sola

Nana

Chase

Somi

Ginny 

G1

Seyeon

Kaori

Jieun

Jinhee

Dita

Woori

Hyunjin

Boram

Byul

Dokyoung

Sohee

Doona

Hyori

Minji 

Kiko