#ippolit matveyevich vorobyaninov

[rookswhirlwind]

read the actual book recently so i made them cats 👍 it works since one of them is nicknamed for one. funniest part of the book was just how intent these strangers were on going on a terrible adventure

[theniftycat]

I'm gonna ask uh "everything" from the fandom ask thingy :)))

Oh my god, here goes an hour of my time!

name ur politically correct ship that no one ever questions

I’d be happy to say it was Napoleon/Illya, but no, I’ve seen people question it. It would have to be a het ship that’s absolutely married. Idk, I don’t ship many couples like that. Maybe the main couple from Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries? I’ve only seen a couple of episodes, but they are great.

now name ur trash ship

Kisa and Osya. Or Ippolit Matveyevich Vorobyaninov and Ostap Bender from The Twelve Chairs. I also ship Bender with Koreyko who looks like an ugly Illya in one of the adaptations of The Golden Calf.

and ur really trashy im-going-to-hell ship

Hard to think of one because I don’t have many ships that I’m into. Maybe The Gentleman/Stephen Black from Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell?

who is your cinnamon roll fave who everyone loves

I want to say Napoleon Solo, but you won’t believe me, not everybody loves him. Idk, Maisie from Hot Daga, lol.

who is your sinnamon roll fave who everyone loves to hate/hates to love

Penguin from Batman 1966, Mr. Blobby.

who is your trash fave who is so problematic they probably have hate tumblrs dedicated to them

Claude Frollo from Notre-Dame de Paris

what is ur  guiltiest guilty fave fandom

I don’t have any guilt associated with fandom. Ken Russell is pretty rowdy.

what is the fic you want to write/read but can’t because it is too full of Sin

I have my misgivings about threesomes with Napoleon and Illya because on one hand, like, yeah, otoh Illya’s so gay and possessive???

what is the most sinful fic you have ever read/written

Written would be Edward Applegate pwp, yeah.

what is the worst thing you want to become canon (character death, trash-ship etc)

The Gentleman/Stephen Black???

what is your most sinful headcanon

Blonki, you know you’re 14, right.

what is your cutest headcanon

So hard to think of stuff. Honestly, probably the cat!Illya fic, it was pretty fluffy. By headcanon I mean Napoleon’s behaviour pattern.

what is your heart-breakingist head canon

Oh my god, you reminded me that I wrote a short fic about Napoleon dying of old age and Illya being unable to cope. NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT AND YOU TOO. I think I purged it later.

what is ur crackiest crack ship

Kryten/Lister from Red Dwarf

what is ur marginally less cracky crack ship

Foot/Algernon from Help!

what is ur favourite ridiculous au

Youtuber!au is pretty funny.