#invertxgo

[theheartstreasure]

invertxgo replied to your post: “Just chillax, it’s all Gucci up in here dawg.”

Bluejay you ain’t got it in you to be cool, babe, just stick to the mommy vocab, kay?

“What’s your beef? Why are you trying to get up in my grill?”

[zapcamon]

invertxgo replied to your post: okay the scene is already set in motion i just had...

usually we don’t stick the brush in our eye.

fuck this reply

- this was written by the shaky hands gang

[tenebrxsus]

invertxgo replied to your post: ..How does one ask for a kiss?

“Tap your cheek an’ say ‘Un Beso?’ in your most adorably demanding voice.”

“How do I know you’re not just saying something stupid?” At least he isn’t denying the suggestion.

[thegaleandlance]

@invertxgo replied to your post “You can’t kink shame me. Braig won’t let you.”

no but i've 100% got control over his lack of deep set shame in his kinks

Can’t be ashamed if I’m comfortable in them and my partners.

[sinnhelmingrmoved]

PBBBBBBBBTH- Oh. It seems he has been walked in on. Blowing raspberries on a baby tummy. Caught red handed. Whatever shall he do now, but stare like a deer in headlights? // @invertxgo​

Sometimes, those lifetimes in the Dark were all worth it. The moments where she catches Luxu off guard is one of many reasons she loves having waited for him, the widening of azure eyes when he realizes he’s been caught. As ever, she acts with casual grace, smirking at him from the doorway she angles herself against. For a moment, dual eyes stare at her, before Baby makes their attempt to draw Luxu’s attention back to them.

The attempt is, admittedly, far more her style than his. The Wurm taps a paw insistently against the crown of their father’s head, picking up the pace the longer they are ignored. She was always like that. Their childhood was nothing but a string of insistent attacks on his better judgment, a demand for him to interact with her.

It’s a wonder they are both standing here today. That the two of them could mature to the point of parenthood is admittedly a surprise, but she embraces it all the while. Her heart tightens to see her child so demanding, so eager to be seen. 

“What are you looking at me for?” She means to laugh into the words, but it doesn’t work that way. Her voice softens with love, her smile warm as the hearth. “You’ve got more important things on your plate -- They’re going to mutiny if you don’t get back to it.”

[luxuholdmybeer]

ABCs

@invertxgo

The Master of Masters plopped the wriggling blob of darkness, light, and wide blue eyes in his hands onto a cushion, and sat down cross-legged opposite it.  Him. Her. Them. Didn’t matter.  

“Okay Luxu. You up for a new game?”

He lined up a few piles of cards, large, thick squares with heavily rounded edges, between them.

"Alright. This one should get your attention."  He held up one of the cards, just about large enough to be held with two hands.  "This-" He pointed to the symbol written in one corner of the card "-is an open unrounded vowel.  Well, most of the time. Dead easy, just the sound you make when you open your mouth and keep your tongue out of the way and make a noise. Aaah." He pointed to the accompanying picture.  "Like the first sound in apple. A-pple. Now you try.  Ah for apple."

[andallsoend]

@invertxgo said: Ansem looks good shirtless. And his tiddies make good pillows. And even better is resting his head on those tiddies and then turning his head to CHOMP right on down over top Ansem's nipple.

Ansem had been comfortable, laying with Xigbar on top of him, hand resting on the other man’s lower back. He’d been content, dozing even, when he felt his lover shift-- and then bite. He yelped, eyes flying open in shock before glaring at Xig.

“I was almost asleep, you ass.”

[holdonescards]

@invertxgo​ decided to cause problems on purpose: Replaces the poker club deck with 52 jokers. The original 2 jokers are still there, one on either side of the deck, and there are just... An entire assortment of 52 mismatched jokers. The original two seem to be the only ones actually from the same deck.

Were he an aloof and snobbish man he surely would feel some kind of rage towards this prank. But as he continued to draw joker after joker, he can’t muster an ounce of anger or frustration. All curiosity of what happened to the rest of his deck was pushed aside, rather certain that if Xigbar were to destroy it, he would have left the evidence.

But no, apparently Xigbar owned a rather impressive card collection of one face imparticular. “I didn’t realize Xigbar collected pictures of himself.”

[thefatalmarksman]

v important callout post for @invertxgo​ :

he’s actually nice sometimes

[valorformed-a]

@invertxgo​ started following you

 “ Great, now I got Kingdom Hearts followin’ me. Sorry my dude, I don’t want whatever your square enix, disney mouse overlord is selling. I got enough to deal with then mashed up final fantasy plot paradoxes. ”

[rosereapr]

@invertxgo​ replied to your post:                         ❝   top,  bottom  left, ...

“Just because you don’t like ruggedly handsome good looks, deft fingers, a tireless mouth, ‘n your choice of strap doesn’t mean other people ain’t havin’ a good time.”

                        ❝   oddly  enough  I  do  like  all  of  those  things,  but  I’ve  yet  to  come  across  anyone  who  fits  that  description.   ❞

[queen-of-disney-castle]

invertxgo started following you

“Well, at least you’re not Xemnas...”

[zapcamon]

invertxgo replied to your post: invertxgo replied to your post: ...

doesn’t mean im not wearing a strap

i will steal that shit and make you play monkey in the middle to get it back do not test me sir 

[thegaleandlance]

@invertxgo​ replied to your post: “Bad opinion.”

“They are evil. They do not care about me or my feelings. If given half a chance they would gladly stomp me to death with their hooves and feel no remorse.”

“You’re wrong and you have bad takes.”

[theheartstreasure]

invertxgo replied to your post: “Are we still on about that ‘himbo’ thing from...

“We’re right and you know it.”

“Terra may be a lot of things, but he is not an idiot.”

[integrumluna]

What do you get when you add instant mac n cheese's cheese powder to about a gallon of water? Something that looks like orange juice, of course. And it's now hanging out in Isa's fridge.

Isa was tired as all hell and blindly grabbed for the random glass of orange juice that mysteriously existed in his fridge all of a sudden. He, unfortunately, downed most of it before realising... this was not fucking orange juice. Isa made his way to the sink and spat it out, making a horrible face at the taste. 

“I’m gonna murder someone.”