#intpconvo

[intpconvos]

INFP apparently being rude

INFP: Have I become rude?

INTP: What? How do you say so?

INFP: Cos I don't reply quickly anymore, and I don't think I hype up your posts anymore, and I mostly keep to myself these days, and I'd rather watch my favorite shows than talk to you guys

INTP: Congrats

INFP: What?

INTP: You now have boundaries. I'm so proud of you

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Diff Types Having a Crush

INFJ: So I have a crush... but! Don't get too excited yet this one might not last

Everyone: I— Yeah, okay

INFP: Y'all may not know this but I have a crush...

Everyone looks at e/o:

Girl, we know. We ALL know.

INTP: So I have a crush...

Everyone: You can have those too?

ISFP: I have a crush... actually he's now my boyfriend... of 2 years... 3 in two months, we're getting married next year

Everyone: Well that was a roller coaster of emotions

ENFP: So I have a little tiny tiny crush on someone at work

Everyone: 'Awwhhh, goood for you ENFP!' 'Go get him, girl' 'Love that for you'

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INTP & INFP watching another SciFi movie about robots

INFP: Dude they have a religion. I still can't wrap my head around robots having a religion. Religion is very human

INTP: Duuude they have morality. Morality is very human—they have a sense of right and wrong and you're surprised they have a religion????

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ENFJ talking about their morning

INTP: /staring at a blank space/

ENFJ: Earth to INTP? Hello? Are you even listening to me?

INTP: You were talking about how the neighbors sold their car this morning, and how you bought dog shampoo but felt a bit weird of just buying dog shampoo so you also bought dog food, and how you talked to ESFP for around 15 minutes til you decided it was time to go home

ENFJ:

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INTP: Well will you look at that, I haven't spoken to anyone new for 2 years and 9 months; 3 months more and it's 3 years! Woohoo

Person: Is that really worth celebrating

INTP:

INTP: Yeah I know it's kinda sad

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INTP and INFP as siblings

Mom: Will you two ever stop arguing????

INFP: I would but I can't reason with INTP! She never admits that she's wrong

INTP: That's because I'm never wrong

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INTP and INFP as siblings watching The Terminator

INTP: Would you ever believe it if someone tells you they know what's gonna happen next and you should just believe in them?

INFP: I know you won't

INTP: Uhh explain?

INFP: You'd probably argue with them inisisting that they're wrong then while arguing you're both gonna end up dead

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After watching a horror movie separately

INFP holding peanut butter and bread at 1am: Dude... wtf

INTP:

INTP: You scared the sht outta me

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INFP: I dreamt about a wedding last night, it's so weird. Apparently we were all there and it became a class reunion of sorts.

INTP: Funny, I kept dreaming about weddings too

ISFP: You guys have dreams?

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INFP: I was given a cat randomly at 3 am

ISFP: So... why... how... huh???

INTP: I have so many questions but why were you up at 3am?

ISFP: That's your FIRST question????

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INTP: *shares a disturbingly morbid lucid dream*

Friend: Wtfff

INTP: Yeaaah anyway good morning

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Judging vs Perceiving Types: Joining an Organization

INFJ consciously looking up organizations for 3 months: Wanna join me?

INTP: What is it about?

INFJ: /sends link to page/

INFJ: Orientation is 2 days from now

INTP: Wait what???

A few moments later

INTP: Okay let's go!

INFP: Wait, me too!

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INTP and INFP as siblings in a zombie apocalypse

INTP: Living in a zombie apocalypse is sht just let yourself be bitten by the first wave of zombies

INFP: But I don't wanna die a painful death??

INTP: Okay??? Nobody does??? How about this, why not just put a bit of zombie blood to your open wound and let it do it's thing

INFP: But what if it's still painful when I turn??

INTP: Fine, I don't know what else to suggest to you just stay alive then I don't care

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Mom: What time do you even sleep? I'm not gonna get mad so be honest

INTP: ...

Mom: Is it 3am??

INTP: No?? Of course not

Mom: Then what?

INTP: ...

INTP: 2am?

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A relationship is 50-50, ENFJ talks about their day and INTP goes, "Oohh, mhmm, oh"

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INTP when a person suggests a slightly mysoginistic book

Person: You gotta read this, it's my favorite

INTP: Oh? Huh

Person: Why does it feel like I'm being judged right now

INTP: Of course not. No judgment

Narrator: INTP was very much judging.