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Atlanta United vs. Inter Miami (Regular Season September) ALTERNATIVE COMMENTARY!

Disclaimer: No offense intended for either Burke (the real one) or Messi fanboys and girls.

Vinicius: With me, futebol expert and owner of the soon-to-be-popular Sidemascots channel, Vinicius not Moraes…

Burke: And Atlanta’s #1 United Fan, Burke!

Vinicius: Sorry Burke.

Burke: What?

Vinicius: You’re not invited to our commentary box.

Burke: WHAT?

Vinicius: Now can you please go…

Burke: Right where I belong?

Vinicius: Right where you belong. In the stands.

Burke: Fine! Back inside a crowd of humans where I belong…

Vinicius: Where was I? Oh yes!

Miraitowa: Miraitowa!

Vinicius: Default Olympic mascot!

Miraitowa: DEFAULT OLYMPIC MASCOT?!

Vinicius: Admit it, you’re the first in line when talking about Olympic mascots…

Miraitowa: Don’t get me to start a heated debate in the commentary box…

Vinicius: About being the default?

Miraitowa: No, the box of bagels gets on my toes.

Vinicius: Uhhhh…. NOTHING!

Miraitowa: We’re kicking it off!

Vinicius: Burke is, as always, Atlanta United’s 12th man.

Miraitowa: Why is he the 12th man?

Vinicius: He’s been a fan of it since day one.

Miraitowa: Who in the right mind wears the same cosplay as me?

Vinicius: Let’s not… talk about that.

Miraitowa: By the way, Vini, if Burke’s the home side’s 12th man, who’s the away side’s 12th man?

Vinicius: The entire world, I guess?

Miraitowa: Ahahahahaha, I should write this down for future jokes…

Vinicius: Unfortunately, the 12th men will be disappointed today as Messi’s their benchwarmer.

Miraitowa: Is he injured?

Vinicius: No, they think he’s a good super sub. Considering he scored a brace last time.

13th minute

It’s the man who wears Messi’s PSG number with a cross…

Miraitowa: And it went to no man’s land!

Vinicius: Oh wait, Inter Messi- I mean Miami regains possession… Saved! By Atlanta United’s shiny goalkeeper!

Miraitowa: Shiny new?

Vinicius: No, shiny head.

Burke: HEY! I HAVE THE PLAYER NAMES! THIS COULD HELP YOU!

Vinicius: SHUT UP BURKE! EVERYONE DOESN’T KNOW THE PLAYERS NAMES ANYWAY! Well apart from Messi, Suarez, Alba, and Busquets.

Burke: THE DISRESPECT!

Miraitowa: Calm down Vini…

Vinicius: WE’LL SEE ABOUT THAT, MASCOT RIP-OFF!

29th minute

Miraitowa: The boys in Pink (definitely not Someity) are on the attack…

Vinicius: PASS! SHOOT! GOAL! A man whose name sounds like some Brazilian with nice hair scores!

Burke: David Ruiz?

Vinicius: David Ruiz. To be honest, even his hair was so nice.

Miraitowa: Go back where you belong, invader!

Burke: NO! I don’t want to sit in a crowd of humans! I hate them! Literally!

Vinicius: Shut up Burke and enjoy your loss.

Burke: Me and my team never get the respect we deserve…

45th minute

Vinicius: And the referee blows for half-time!

All right, Mirai, I always wanted to do this…

Miraitowa: What are going to do?

Vinicius: I’m going do something that is never done on television…

Miraitowa: Not even Apple TV?

Vinicius: Not even Apple TV.

Ahem, Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in Mercedes-Benz Stadium’s 45-year history… Oh, I mean 4 or 5 years’ history…

Miraitowa: Just like my human age!

Burke: HUMANS? THE OUTRAGE!

Vinicius: You get to view Atlanta United’s #1 fan in cheap television cameras… BURKE CAM!

Burke: BURKE CAM?

Miraitowa: BURKE CAM?

Vinicius: Burke Cam! Security, someone raided our commentary box, security!

Security: I’m sorry but Burke here has a strong aura. We must protect him at all costs.

Vinicius: AURA?!

Miraitowa: WHAT IS THIS? AN ANIME?!

Burke: If you invade my privacy again, I’ll round your houses.

Vinicius: FINE!

Miraitowa: An ability to protect itself from any harm? What was Ryo Taniguchi thinking?!

(Meanwhile in the stands)

Unrelated Atl Utd fan: Sorry guys, I’m late a year… WHERE’S CALEB WILEY?

Another unrelated Atl Utd fan: He left.

Unrelated Atl Utd fan: WHERE IS HE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN? No bro…

Vinicius: He’s off playing a least competitive league! That’s what happens if you’re in a coma for a year! Oh sorry Burke…

Miraitowa: Pfffffffffffffft…

Burke: Disrespect my pretend brother again and I’ll BREAK YOUR NECK!

Vinicius: Fine, gee… This job is more dangerous than being a volunteer at the 2020 Olympics!

Miraitowa: I felt that too…

Burke: Me too!

Vinicius: Shut up Burke!

Burke: FINE! And I’ll not return to the stands!

56th minute

Miraitowa: The ball is in Atlanta’s possession on the left, the question is, will he cross?

Vinicius: He crosses it in, HEADER! OH! THE GOALKEEPER LEFT VIOLATED! 1-1! GLORY GLORY AT. UNITED!

Burke: We do not live in a cave!

Miraitowa: Neither is Manchester United. Go and win a trophy.

Burke: We will by December!

Vinicius: Ha, you’re a funny guy.

57th minute

Vinicius: Here’s Miami’s chance to respond after that ruthless nutmeg! As ruthless as who-knows-what!

Miraitowa: Another chance to cross… Oh wait he didn’t.

Vinicius: He played safer than someone unwilling to see one’s following list. It’s pure chaos.

Burke: Speaking of, don’t even think of scattering into my followings or it’s the end of your life!

Vinicius: Try and hit me, I have protection…

Burke: WHAT protection?

Vinicius: Humans.

Miraitowa: Pffffffffft…

Burke: The disrespect!

Miraitowa: And the referee stopped play, looks like it’s a foul at the edge of the box.

Vinicius: It’s a set-piece by Inter Miami, Burke’s heart rate goes as high as 200 bpm!

Miraitowa: That’s as much as mine in the days before the games were postponed.

Vinicius: Pressure at Atlanta goes up by 10,000! It’s over 100,000 now!

Miraitowa: Campana shoots… BLOCKED!

[Two seconds of silence]

Vinicius: Correction: GOAL! The defense was left violated!

Burke: I give up… Designated players aren’t everything… We felt violated at home… VIOLATED!

Miraitowa: My American knockoff is sobbing for his life.

Vinicius: Let’s be honest here, is a regular season game here a big deal? At this point, he’ll be better off watching a Libertadores game against Fluminense.

Miraitowa: Fluminense, who are they?

Vinicius: Exactly.

64th minute

Vinicius: Here’s Atlanta’s chance to equalize, he’s free!

Miraitowa: Shoot! Shoot!

Vinicius: SAVED! He’s playing like one of the Dortmund players at the Champions League final.

Miraitowa: Another chance to equalize! Surely now!

Vinicius: CROSS! HEADER! SAVED! FORGET DORTMUND! THEY’RE AS BAD AS MAN CITY IN THE FA CUP FINAL!

(on the phone): Is there anything we could help with?

Burke: Yes… schedule me a therapy session tomorrow morning… I can’t take this anymore…

Drake Callender: You used to call me on my cellphone…

Vinicius: And Inter Miami’s GK is trying to live up to his name!

Miraitowa: Drake?

Vinicius: Drake.

Miraitowa: By the way, why don’t you live up to your name?

Vinicius: I tried making poetry.

Miraitowa: I meant Vinicius Jr.

Vinicius: Uhhh… I think you got the wrong Vinicius…

83rd minute

Miraitowa: 7 minutes until the end of regulation time…

Vinicius: And Burke having therapy! Here’s Inter Miami’s chance to cross…

Miraitowa: TO MESSI! HE VANISHED!

Vinicius: Where’s Messi?

Where’s Messi? Where’s Messi? Can you see him? Where’s Mes- Oh never mind.

Messi: Fooled you! I disappear only to piss all of you off! And now I’m going to finish this!

Miraitowa: Messi’s trying to piss the defense off!

Vinicius: SAVED! OPEN GOAL! BLOCKED! AND OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE WE GO!

Miraitowa: I’m watching a UR – Cristiano livestream, apparently Cristiano Ronaldo is laughing at him so hard that he almost had a heart attack.

Vinicius: Ha!

Burke: GUZAN’S ON FIRE, MESSI’S PROBABLY TERRIFIED!

Miraitowa: Not him again…

84th minute

Vinicius: It’s a last-effort attack from the hosts, can they equalize on Burke’s big day?

Miraitowa: Which is?

Vinicius: His first day on Earth, duh.

Miraitowa: Is he from another planet?

Vinicius: Probably.

Miraitowa: Well THAT explains his aura. Chance for the boys in red and black to cross…

Vinicius: Oh, oh, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAZO!

Oh, I’m starting to taste blood…

Miraitowa: GOAL OF THE SEASON, DONE! RONALDO COULDN’T KICK IT THAT FAR! WEE MESSI PROBABLY SCORED FROM THAT!

Vinicius: (coughs) HERE’S YOUR DINNER, COMMISSIONER!

Miraitowa: QUICK! SOMEBODY CHECK ON BURKE! HE’S GOING BERSERK!

Vinicius: I’m losing my voice… Can you report it to me…

Miraitowa: Oh and Cristiano, his son, and Gio are going berserk as Messi’s team bottled their lead.

Vinicius: Just like… Arsenal this season… ha. (collapses)

Miraitowa: QUICK! CALL HIM AN AMBULANCE!

Burke: YOU’RE AN AMBULANCE!

86th minute

Miraitowa: QUICK! WHERE’S THE EMERGENCY SERVICES I NEEDED!

Burke: YOU’RE THE EMERGENCY SERVICE YOU NEEDED! THAT’S FOR DISRESPECTING MY TEAM FOR 101 MINUTES STRAIGHT! HALF-TIME INCLUDED!

Miraitowa: Messi’s trying to do what he did in 2007, and won’t pass until I wake Vini up… MISSED!

Burke: DEFENSE ON FIRE! MESSI’S PROBABLY TERRIFIED!

Miraitowa: Burke’s giving out chants to Messi!

Burke: (blows Vuvuzuela)

Miraitowa: Can you please-

Burke: (blows Vuvuzuela even harder)

Miraitowa: It’s not-

Burke: (blows Vuvuzuela as hard as possible)

96th minute

Burke: IT’S THE FINAL MINUTE OF EXTRA TIME! I MEAN REGULATION TIME! ATLANTA TO SCORE THE WINNER ON MY SPAWN DAY!

Miraitowa: Oh, thanks for doing the commentary on my behalf.

Burke: No problem! Jamal Thiare dribbling for his life, surely now! BLOCKED!

Miraitowa: Poor you…

Burke: Don’t worry, as long as Messi doesn’t score a goal, WE’LL METAPHORICALLY WIN!

Miraitowa: You do know it’s a tie game…

Burke: Yeah, and?

Miraitowa: …

Full-time

Burke: And the final whistle goes! Atlanta United 2, Inter Miami 2!

Miraitowa: CLEAR!

Vinicius: Holy Bela-Sol-Vida-hitting-Jeremy-Shada-on-his-head! What happened?

Miraitowa: Nothing actually, it’s a tie.

Vinicius: Well THAT is a waste of our time.

Burke: YIPPEE!

Miraitowa & Vinicius: What?

Burke: I did it! I’m going to become Atlanta United’s new club mascot!

Miraitowa & Vinicius: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Burke: And this is for disrespecting every other MLS team! (spits on both Mirai and Vini!) LATERS! (runs out of the commentary box) I’M NOT FREAKING HOMELESS! I’M NO- WHAT?! I WON’T HAVE A CONDO BECAUSE OF THIS?! I’M FREAKING HOMELESS!

Vinicius: Well there’s more interesting action in the commentary box than there are on the pitch.

Miraitowa: Good luck to Burke for being Atlanta United’s new club mascot, he’s going to need it.

Vinicius: And tune in this weekend for…

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Sumi and I have assembled a team of the best mascots in the world to come together every whatever!

Sumi: Here’s what you can expect in every episode of THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Vinicius: EPIC CHALLENGES!

Sumi: COMEDY SKETCHES!

Vinicius: TOTALLY UN-SCRIPTED BOXING MATCHES*!

*not guaranteed to be unscripted. Tickets start at $299,99 per month. Good luck with that.

Sumi: and EPIC DISS TRACKS!

Vinicius: Season 1 auditions coming either Friday or Saturday!

Sumi: Friday! I have work to do on Saturdays… #SumiSaturdays.

Vinicius: So set the subscribe and like button to cook…

Vinicius and Sumi: OR YOU’RE OFF THE HOOK!

(Vini and Sumi chatter in the distance)

Vinicius: For the last time, do you think it’s a good idea to tell people to subscribe like that?

Sumi: Yeah. Pfffffft…

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World Cup Winner and Premier League Icon Announces MLS Move

French striker Olivier Giroud has confirmed his switch to Major League Soccer (MLS) after departing AC Milan this summer. The 37-year-old, known for his success with Chelsea and the French national team, will reunite with former teammate Hugo Lloris at Los Angeles FC. Owned by Hollywood star Will Ferrell, LAFC secures Giroud until December 2025 with a reported annual salary of $3.2 million.

Career Highlights

Giroud boasts an illustrious career, clinching titles for club and country:

- World Cup Winner (2018): A pivotal player in France's 2018 victory, starting in the final against Croatia. - Champions League Winner: Secured the Champions League with Chelsea in 2020-21, netting in the semifinal versus Real Madrid. - Europa League Winner: Contributed to Chelsea's 2018-19 Europa League triumph, bagging 11 goals in the competition. - FA Cup Winner (4 times): Lifted the FA Cup four times with Arsenal (2013-14, 2014-15) and Chelsea (2017-18, 2018-19). - Serie A Winner: Helped AC Milan claim Serie A glory in the 2021-22 season, tallying 11 goals in 29 appearances.

MLS Move

Giroud's MLS venture enriches the league's roster of international stars, alongside Lionel Messi at Inter Miami and Zlatan Ibrahimović's stint with LA Galaxy. His seasoned expertise promises to elevate MLS's competitiveness and entertainment value.

What's Next?

As Giroud readies for MLS action, fans anticipate a thrilling season ahead. With LAFC positioned fifth in the MLS Western Conference, his arrival could fortify their pursuit of success. The spotlight shines brightly on Giroud's debut, eagerly awaited by fans eager to witness his adaptation to MLS's unique style of play. LAFC's formidable squad, featuring talents like Carlos Vela and Denis Bouanga, coupled with Giroud's inclusion, positions them as formidable contenders for the MLS Cup.

Impact on MLS

Giroud's transition to MLS marks a milestone for the league, amplifying its global allure. His distinguished track record and goal-scoring prowess promise to captivate fans in Los Angeles and beyond, contributing to MLS's sustained growth and popularity worldwide.

In summary, Olivier Giroud's MLS move signifies a watershed moment for the league, with his seasoned skill set poised to leave an indelible mark. As he embarks on his journey with Los Angeles FC, fans eagerly anticipate an electrifying season ahead, certain that Giroud's presence will elevate MLS's status on the world stage.

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Inter Miami Overcomes Chicago Fire in an Exciting Match

After defeating John Herdman's team 3-1, Inter Miami, managed by Tata Martino, made four changes. Luis Suarez's return to the starting lineup was a big help. The Chicago Fire also made a significant change, starting rookie Chris Brady in goal once more. Inter Miami came into this game looking to maintain their excellent play and pick up three vital points. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAh4xlFc5io&pp=ygUWaW50ZXIgbWlhbWkgdnMgY2hpY2Fnbw Inter Miami Takes the Lead in the First HalfThe Reaction of Chicago FireEqualizer and Quick ReactionLast SecondsIn summary

Inter Miami Takes the Lead in the First Half

At the start of the match, Inter Miami showed great teamwork. Matias Rojas scored the opening goal with some incredible move. Robert Taylor's superb initial touch, which enabled him to round the corner and put Rojas up for a clean finish, was a crucial moment. This calculated move demonstrated Miami's capacity to take advantage of defensive openings and generate scoring chances.

The Reaction of Chicago Fire

Chicago Fire retaliated after first being outmatched. The ball nearly found the net after a skillfully executed set piece, but it struck the crossbar instead. A few moments later, Chris Brady made an incredible stop to deny Luis Suarez. The supporters were glued to their seats throughout this heated back-and-forth.

Equalizer and Quick Reaction

Rafa Sheos, playing center back, gave Chicago Fire a point from distance to tie the score. This surprising equalization demonstrated how dynamic the game is. But Inter Miami was back on the attack, as Jordi Alba took advantage of a defensive blunder to give Miami the lead again.

Last Seconds

Both teams kept going after goals in the last minutes. Luis Suarez and Matias Rojas of Inter Miami each made good opportunities, but Chris Brady's superb goalkeeping kept Chicago in the contest. Miami won because of a misunderstanding on the part of the Chicago defense, which let Alba score into an empty net.

In summary

Throughout the whole game, Inter Miami's tactical skill and capacity to take advantage of their opponents' errors were on full display. Tata Martino's team won back-to-back games by displaying tenacity and talent. Inter Miami keeps proving why it's a powerful team in the league with performances like these. Fans may anticipate more thrilling games in the future because to the strategic play and individual skill.

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