#interfering with my sleep like that smdh

[ellcrys]

I slept almost 15 hours last night

would have slept longer but had to get up for work 😩

[imreallyloveleee]

Your skeet/fp thoughts are mine. I hate FP who is always the worst but treated like he's the best ugh. booooooo.

YES. exactly. allow me to use this as an opportunity to rant about why FP sucks. (i’m home sick today so like….what else am i gonna do, other than get worked up about fictional characters as a distraction from the disaster that is my government?)

1. FP should be in jail, full-stop. Should he be in jail for 20 years or whatever it was…no, probably not, over-sentencing is a real thing. But he should be in jail for longer than a month considering he helped dispose of the body of a murdered teenager and then repeatedly interfered with the investigation of the crime. (before anyone writes back with “so did Betty and her mom and Jughead!” yeah well I don’t hate all of them and they didn’t get caught so it doesn’t count ok)

2. Whatever he was doing at home at the beginning of season 1 was so bad that his kid chose extended homelessness over living with him.

3. Literally the only thing FP has ever done to redeem himself was shave midway through s1. And we all laughed at Jughead for being like “my dad shaved his face! he’s a new man, Arch!” but then fandom fell for it too.

4. Very bad at snake metaphors

5. Proclaimed his 16-year-old son the leader of a gang without first consulting said son, or any other members of said gang, apparently

6. If FP would just go away forever, Jughead could have the trailer to himself, and he and Betty could bang whenever they want. Instead, Jughead has to sleep on the couch while his dad gets the bedroom, which is a major boner-killer. smdh