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divinekangaroo · 9 months ago

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Next in my series of applying my MBA to fandom: Tommy Shelby's Business Case for the Monaghan Boy Race Fixing Scam

Revelation: exactly how fucking high is this man's financial risk tolerance!!?!? Without limitation! and what the fuck is this asset structure? the liquidity?! the ratios are whack, Mr Greene!

Recommendation: do not buy shares in Shelby Company Ltd

#unless you marry into the family #i should do Mr Greene bystander fic i only alluded to his legal necessity in one fic due to the 1929 legislative change RE Corporations Act #Sole Independent Director on Shelby Co Ltd Board representative of all shareholders #at some point he just sits down with Tommy and says like #'of course it's all money laundering do you think I'm stupid? I spend my life becoming Independent Director on the boards of your type-#-of 'family' company; when you hit financial strife which is invariably inevitable I will of course buy your business out from under you'#and tommy contemplates (his gun) the true nature of the crimes of those born to wealth yet again #interestingly SK put EXACTLY the minimum financial/turnover information scattered across S1 episodes to actually populate a business case-#-for the MB scam which leads me to believe he might have actually (or had someone) write the BC to ensure it stacked up #with theeee most narrowest of margins #Can i just say Tommy using actual corporate terms does more for me than any of his sex scenes anywhere #'Good Corporate Hygiene' he says pallid and rage-furious in a room full of fucking Irish-American gangsters or whatever the fuck #the flutter in the gut when he said vaguely while traumatically disassociating 'land. I'm buying land'#the throes of schaudenfreude watching him try to administer a rigid meeting agenda (while his family tolerantly roll their eyes at him)

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