#instead of some preppy student leader who listens to sabrina carpenter

[min-pathologica]

what if i wanted to sleep instead of going to guard for 5 hours straight.. this is why this season will be my last, i don’t have the energy to keep this up. guard is also very looks-based so i’ve always felt insecure during meetings (but i mostly avoid thinking about that because it makes me perform poorly). unfortunately i’m past the point where i can just tap out of the current guard season, so i’ll learn the drills and movements, get my silly ass costume, perform on the field until october, then i’m peacing out before i get roped into winter guard

[torpublishinggroup]

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