#inspired by the girl from beetlejuice ngl

[lokissweater]

POOKIE IF U SAY WE ARE SOULMATES THEN WE AREEE VERY MUCH MARRIED AND HAPPY AND SKIPPING THRU THE FIELDS INTO THE SUNSET TG 😞💞💞💞 honeymoon phase never ends ong w the loml that matches my freak 😻😻😻 BUT BUT DID UR MAN INSPIRE THAT SCENE CUZ GODDAMN LEMME GIVE HIM A THUMBS UP BC i became that old man falling down the stairs outside of his trailer meme (I hope yk what I’m talking abt bc I can’t put it in the ask 😞😞😞😞) damn like where can I get a man like gojo where he’s hella obsessed w me and can’t live without me bc im his like reasoning to live, like if u don’t tweak out when im not w u then no (my future man must be down horrendous for me) 😻😻😻

And omfg IM SO EXCITED TO SEE READER BESTIE AND YUJI 🥹🥹 I love readers bsf and she’s such a girl’s girl, genuinely 😭😭💞💞 I wish I could have someone as supportive as her and truly wants the best for her bestie… (not that my friends aren’t like that, I have the type of friends I don’t usually talk abt boy stuff w 😞) and yuji w her too omg match made in heaven my two babies i love them sm 🥹🫶 and gumi-bear… (ngl id have that as his contact name it’s like gummy bear LMAO) I wonder what his reaction would be to reader in the cheer uniform……. 😳😳😳 like imagine other teams eyeing his precious while she’s js having fun training w her bestie 🤭🤭

anyways ahem… lemme propose to u a freaky deak thought… let’s say like reader is yk taking in her mans saber right right and he has the possessive edge to him to like poke it in the inside of her cheek yk and have like…………… 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️ I need to be exorcised sorry my demons came out 😞💦

ps. WHAT NENDOS DID U BUY MY LOVE OMFOOGMGOGMG… I collect nendos too and I have like 6 atm (I wanna get more so bad but the aftermarket is so ewie)

HAVE A WONDERFUL REST OF UR DAY NICKIPOO MUAH MUAH 😻😻😻💞💞💞

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FOOORRRR REEEAALLL WE ARE LITERALLY FROLICKING THROUGH THE FOREST IN SEARCH FOR MUSHROOMS AND SUCH TO BREW AND BOIL A NICE LITTLE STEW WHEN WE GET BACK TO OUR TINY CUTE COTTAGE HOMEEE MAANNNN !!!!!

AND NO HE DID NAWT ! the freak thought came to me as i was writing it 🫦🫦🫦 bc though he did do that to me once it was SOOOO FUCKING LONG AGO THAT I HAD FORGOTTEN UNTIL YOUR LAST ASK HAHAHAH

and i’m not one to ask for it man like it has to come from your body mind and soul that’s the only way i’ll get nasty over it 🫦🫦 so he can STAY being a loser until he does it again i’ll keep yall posted !!! 😻😻😻 AND I DO KNOW WHICH MEME UR TALKING ABOUT I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD 😭😭

no because you’re absolutely right WHEEEREEE is my gojo in real life where he actually feels like he’s suffocating without me?? that he is so down bad and obsessed that he literally cries when i am not near ??? when he blows up my phone when i don’t answer in over two hours??? perhaps less ??? i need beetlejuice!gojo where he would literally bargain with eternal banishment with no fucks given if it meant the chance to be with me again 😐😐😐 THE REAL WORLD IS LAME !!!

OMG NO LITERALLY I LOOOVEEE READERS BEST FRIEND SHES BEEENN TAKING GOOD CARE OF HER SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL AND GUARDS READER LIKE A LITTLE SISTER 😭😭 !!!! and my baby blue bows i want you to know that you can talk to me about literally WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT IDGAAAFFF !! I WILL BE THIS FRIEND FOR YOU HONEY !!! talking about men especially 2d men is my favorite topic i fear 😻😻

GUMI BEAR IM DEAD THAT IS SO FUCKING CUTE 😭😭😭 THE WAY I WOULD TO it fits so mf good and i just know he’d huff and puff over it but the little shit LIIIKKEEESSSS ITTT so much and would never admit it 😝😝🫶 and i just KNOOOWWW mlb!megumi is squirming in his seat watching her train because 1) she looks so scrumptdiliumptious and wants to slip a hand up that skirt and 2) !!! the football players are being dickheads with no sense of respect and OGGLING at her and her best friends goods, to the point where him and yuji COLLECTIVELY are roasting in a pit of flamboyant anger and bother bc fuck you mean “she has nice tits” 🤣🤣🤣 ??? DEATH !!! TO ALL OF THEM !!!

and also … your freak thought made me go into cardiac arrest. BJ mlb!megumi WILL be coming in the next one no questions asked.

OH MY GOD WHICH ONES DO YOU HAAAVVEEE !!! bye this is embarrassing i got TWO and spent like 120 dollars ….. one was sora from kingdom hearts he was actually EIGHTY FUCKING DOLLARS UM ??? it’s ok because gumi already said he was gonna send the money over 😻💕💕🙏 AND THEN I GOT SIR MEGUMI HIMSEELLFFF AAAUURRR AUR AUR GONNA LAY IT NEXT TO ME WHEN I GO NIGHT NIGHT 🫦🫦🫦

I LOVE YOUUU SO SO SO MUCH MY BABY BLUE BOWS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIIISSSSS 🥹🥹💕💕💕💕 I CANT WAIT UNTIL YOU COME BACK !!!

[inaweofdiana]

Hanzos super dramatic edgy angsty diary entry vs mcree's goofy one + like, a shopping list or a note he jotted down for the same days entry. Also they have crushes on each other. I cant brain phasing for a writing prompt but it sounds cute

Hanzo kept a journal. It was a battered little book. Black, cream pages, unlined. It was filled with tidy rows of Japanese and messy lines of English, intermixed with folded papers, pressed flowers, and polaroid photographs. 

... my heart plummeted like a comet when I realized that it was my own long-dead brother that was standing before me as firmly as a mountain. It was a reversal akin to looking in a mirror, where he is the stronger sibling sent to kill me in my moment of weakness, even as I mourned deeply for him and deeply honored his memory... was an excerpt from an earlier page. tucked needly inside that page was a boarding pass to Gibraltar, doodles on the back of a badly rendered dog, a poor likeness of a tree, and a sketch of a flanking plan for a three story house. 

... in an hour of fragile weakness, I was convinced to come here by my damned conscience. Given where it has led me before, I should not have trusted it to lead me down this tumultuous path. Genji is more different than I ever could have guessed, which is largely my own fault, due to my vast oversight and negligence.....which is why I shall never trust that horrid, scrawny man to cook for me again. And yet all of this is not yet the worst part. The worst part of all the terrible things to happen to me is that damned cowman who insists upon pestering me, aggravating obnoxious... was a lengthy stretch of complaining, with several notes folded in.

Several small notes of welcome from various members, most notably his brother, but one in particular stood out.

Hey there! Welcome to the base! I heard from Genji you’re another sharpshooter I would love to get together with you sometime to run you through some of the training programs I’ve put together I think it would be a lot of fun especially from some of the stories Genji’s told me let me know if you’re interested! -JM 

It was loopy writing, slightly cramped. There was a small smiley face beside the initials, right over an equally cramped xo. It was written on sunshine yellow stationary.

Several weeks forward there was another note: Thanks for making sure I got back okay last night next time we go out drinks are on me okay? Friday sound good? Let me know darl -JM 

This was a page ahead of a rather mournful entry. I have never had a more horrendous hangover. I wish that I was not so utterly foolish to deliberately seek out the things that make me most miserable in life, but certainly nothing is more miserable than missing your morning run to kneel in front of the toilet. I feel utterly pathetic and defeated by mere alcohol. If I am remembering correctly, the bane of my existence is called tekilla. I shall not make these grievous mistakes again, no matter what that damn cowman says in a sad attempt to convince me otherwise. 

A mere three pages later was a printed photo of Hanzo, Jesse, Lena, Hana, and Genji, all standing around a table, faces flushed and shots of tequila held high, a plate of limes and a half empty bottle of tequila in the center of the table.

Closer to the end of the journal were more bad doodles. Genji’s faceplate, one of Zenyatta’s orb, Jesse’s beloved hat that wasn’t too terrible, Soldier’s visor that was absolutely horrible. Shorter entries were more prevalent as well.

Another successful mission. Soba and Udon were happy to stretch their wings.

Solder 76 made a “proper American dinner” today. I suspect he used all of the butter on base. Mei is quite put out that there is none for her tea. 

Jesse sheds like a dog. My bed is covered in his hair.

Today’s mission was successful, though barely.

I think Junkrat has fleas.

Jesse wore his boots without spurs today and managed to sneak up on Genji. He almost took out his hat. 

With these shorter entries came more notes as well.

Ask Lucio about his new single. I think you’ll see he took some inspiration from you. Could be Gen, but I think it’s you. -JM

Dinner tonight? -JM

Remind me to get more butter tomorrow when we’re at the store. -JM

Found your hair ribbon in the locker room. Looks mighty fine on my hat. Come find me -JM

I think Junkrat has fleas?? -JM

Love ya darl -JS