#inspired by shit my siblings did to me because they're taller

[obsidiancreates]

All my live Season 3 Episode 1 reactions

Starting with a Katara-style narration flashback, okay.

She grew up in an old farm? Sheesh.

Oh god he doesn't even have his mask on. Oh, Leo...

RAPHAEL KEEPS A CONSTANT VIGIL OHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM BROKENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

MIKEY YES EMBRACE FARM AND DON'T LET THE DARKNESS CONSUME YOU MY LITTLE LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS

OH DONNIE YET AGAIN THE WEIGHT OF THE FUCKING WORLD IS ON YOUR SHOULDERS TO CREATE YET ANOTHER IMPOSSIBLE CHEMICAL MIRACLE TO TRY AND SAVE SOMEONE IMPORTANT IN YOUR LIFE AND LOVED ONES LIVES MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

APRIL where you been hiding those drawing skills girl?

Feels like a fucking lie to have the normal theme playing right now when EVERYTHING IS BROKEN AND NOT AS THE SONG SHOWS

Mikey what the FUCK was that sound you made

Ahhhhhh okay now I see where the Casey x Donnie comes from. The cassic "smirk and surprise attack and then fighting while one smirks and the other snarls" scenario. Still don't know if I ship it or not but at least now I understand the origins.

OH SHIT SHE FUCKED RAPH UP

Okay no yeah, Casey is flirting and Donnie doesn't understand it- oh no they might both be flirting

PFFFFFF RAPH YOU DON'T BELONG IN THE SEWERS EITHER

Casey did you actually say "Whoa that's deep yo" unirinically?

OH RAPH SITTING BY THE TUB OHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HEART

Oh shit He-Man parody

WHY'D HE ATTACK THE SLUG PEOPLE OH GOD CROGNAR IS WORSE THAN CAPTAIN RYAN

Oh god Maskless Leo + Seth Green voice is a disturbing combo- 3 MONTHS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Was nothi- RAPH DON'T DOWNPLAY YOUR WORRY EMBRACE THE SOFTNESS OF YOUR HEART

Oh Donnie you sweet boy, I don't think it'll be a "no-time" situation, no matter how hard you work on that medicine...

RAPH NO DO NOT MAKE HIM FUCKING FIGHT OR ANY SHIT HE JUST WOKE UP AFTER A 3 MONTH COMA DONNIE MIKEY APRIL CASEY WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THIS

NOOOOOOOOOOO HE'S GONNA PASS OUT OH NO THE MEDICINE DONNIE MADE WAS A BAD OH HE WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP

FUCK DONNIE IS SO SAD SOUNDING ABOUT SPLINTER

OW HE'S OUT TO FIX THE ELECTRICITY TOO DONNIE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE HOLDING THIS FARMHOSUE TOGETHER SWEETIE WELL YOU AND MIKEY SINCE HE DOES THE ACTUAL FARM STUFF

IIIIII'm sorry, did I jsut hear the "chi-chi-chi" sound effect from- uh. That famous horror movie that I don't know which it is because I'm not allowed to watch them?

Oh Leo no, no sweetie no more splitting up, why do you always say to split up, every single time? At least his leadership skills weren't made worse by the coma... but they certainly didn't improve, either.

EXACTLY RIGHT MIKEY, HE IS FUCKING LOCO

Donnie. Donnie, baby, I love you tot he high heavens. I'm your biggest supporter. Your #1 cheerleader. But if you act like Casey and April being alone together is more important than the safety of one of your brothers one more time, I'm flushing you down the same toilet that Splinter was flushed down

Yeah, Leo, exactly stay at the farmhouse BECAUSE YOU JUST WOKE UP FROM A FUCKING COMA

Casey now's not the time I think, actually- oh shit, April's been giving him the cold shoulder? Ah, but she makes a good point about the whole. Dealing with trauma puts the fun teenage semi-dating on hold.

DONNIE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THEM BEING ALONE TOGETHER I- YOU THINK THEY'RE FUCKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! DONNIE DON'T MAKE ME TRAVEL DIMENSIONS JUST TO SLAP YOU

Okay mood, I'm the eldest sibling instead of the youngest but my brother is taller and I always ask him to check stuff first

Oh poor Donnie, his "medicine" made more monsters.

So that thing just took Raph's mask, right? It's not actually Raph?

Pinned... by his mask?!?!?!

OH SHIT IT GOT CASEY TOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LET MY SWEET BOY GO

Yeah, no shit that did nothing, it's a plant. Those bitches survive knicks all the time- IT'S JASON HOLY SHIT WHEN DID WE GET TO FUCKING FRIDAY THE 13TH AND WHY DOES THIS CHILDEN'S SHOW HAVE SO MANY FUCKING HORROR INSPIRED EPISODES

STOP WHINING?!?!?!?! LEO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO NOT TALK TO YOURSELF THAT WAY YOU ARE HEALING FROM A COMA AND NEARLY DYING IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP ABOUT WHINING I'LL THROW YOU INTO A HOSPITAL

... Poor sweet chinchilla? Hey uh Donnie I mean it when I threaten you

Yeah no fucking way that was the real Raph

OH SHIT LEO BE CAREFUL HONEY YOU'RE FRAGILE AND HEALING

LEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING MONSTER LEO JUST WOKE UP HE'S BEEN CRIPPLED AND HE'S ONLY A KID GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WITH YOUR HORROR SLASHER INSPIRED PLANT ASS

It CANNOT be Raph, I'm telling you!

Fucking hell, Nickelodeon was just out to give kids nightmares huh?

YES CASEY MY BOY NO FEAR ONLY ATTACKING YES INSPIRE THE OTHERS TO GO AT HIM

THIS BITCH WON'T FUCKING DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF LEO YOU ASSHOLE I WILL BURN YOUR COMPOSTABLE ASS

LEO HOLY SHIT THAT WAS BADASS

EVERYONE STOP PRESSURING DONNIE BY ASKING IMPOSSIBLE THINGS OF HIM OKAY HE'S UNDER ENOUGH PRESSURE WITHOUT EVERYONE ASKING IF HE'S SURE HE CAN EVEN DO THE THING

Oh shit, it really was Raph. What?

Casey... slightly insensitive, sweetheart. Pull back a little. Raph died for a while there.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW LEO DID A VIGIL FOR RAPH TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHH BROTHERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AND DONNIEEEEEEEEEEEE YET AGAIN WORKING ALL NIGHT TO TRY AND SAVE PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE BEYOND SAVING BUT HE'S SO DETERMINED HE MAKES IT HAPPEN ANYWAY OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Awwwww Mikey also happy his brothers are being loving to each other!

Oh god the jar cracked- oh ending card Blue? Blue instead of Red? Signifying change?

Good return ep WHY DOES THIS SHOW HAVE SO MANY HORROR-BASED EPISODES AND ARCS

[khashoggisship]

i remembered that Yaviks is the shortest of the Scorned Barons and now I had an idea

because everyone is taller than her, Araskes and maybe Kaniks and Reksis (don't ask me why it just seems like a thing Reksis would do) put things (ether canisters, tools, spare parts etc.) on really high shelves just to watch her get mad that she can't reach them, and also sometimes put HER on the high shelves and laugh as they watch her try to get down without splatting on the floor

this also leads to Elykris and Hiraks getting really sick and tired of having to stop what they're doing to either put Yaviks on the floor or get what she needs for her because every 5 minutes they either hear her screeching for someone to get her down or she comes waddling into their rooms yelling that her stuff is on the top shelf again