#inspired by a previous ask! i just had to run and shitpost bc i can't believe no one has done this

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I work as the head of the Demon Slayer Corps, just like my father and his father before his. I don't smoke, and neither do I drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having my medicine and wrapping my bandages, I usually have problems sleeping, with strenuous coughs that leave me waking up fatigued and stressed in the morning. I was told that I was running on borrowed time at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies besides Kibutsuji Muzan that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight, I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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