#insert jenny slate NASA meme

[voyniches]

listening to sufjan stevens makes me feel insane like ‘did you cut your hands on me? are my edges sharp? am i a pest to feed?’ you can’t just SAY that

[sigridkaffen]

Even if I didn't die outright, Lord knows I'd never get anything done.

i may often think i don’t read enough things that wipe the floor with my poor heart, but i’ve just realized that if ‘Loosely Ballroom’ was updated weekly, not biweekly, i could quite easily end up with a cardiac arrest on some saturday evening at the age of 31.