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[ask-the-norse-homos]

Christmas is coming up what would you guys ike?

Thor: I know not what I wish, I am very content with what I have. I have a lovely flat, my brother by my side, 1,250 gallons of personal lubricant. What more could I truly ask for?

Loki: I actually wanted to get a nice stripper pole installed -points- right there in that corner.

[kiliisarchived]

Kili I hope your beard grows! and Fili I hope you always smile!

"Why, thank you! I hope yours does too!"

"As you wish!"

[ask-the-norse-homos]

okay Lady GaGa, Russia from Hetalia and Adolf Hitler.

Thor: Well, one certainly is not like the others. I would kill Hitler, for the sake of freedom. Steven has taught me much, truly. I would fuck Gaga and marry Russia.

Loki: I would fuck Hitler and his one ball for the hell of it, kill Lady Gaga and marry Russia.

[ask-the-norse-homos]

Hi dear gods sorry I haven't been asking lately i have been busy but never less I'm going to be 16 next sunday can I get a hug please?*opens arms wide*

Thor: Oh it is fine, we have only been crying excessively in your absence. Nevertheless, you may have a birthday hug. Loki, hit it.

-lights dim- 

Loki: -emerges in a sombrero and sings- Birthday hug, birthday hug, better than a birthday drug

Thor: It's the best hug, you will see! And you won't get an STD!

Both: -pirouettes together and gives you a swag ass hug that somehow results in an explosion no one really knows why but oh my god the sofa caught on fire call 911 oh no-

[ask-the-norse-homos]

I made the picture its on my blog the first one if you want to see it I apologies if your not please.*bows* its the second drawing.

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[ask-the-norse-homos]

Hi Sam I was wondering whats your secret to getting so tall!*turns to Thor*if I made you a cake what flavor Thor Odinson?

Sam: A healthy and balanced diet of pain and saying "So get this..."

Thor: I suppose I would not mind an almond flavored cake with a light rose butter cream frosting, and gum paste decorations. 

Loki: You're certain you're the more masculine one in this relationship?

[ask-the-norse-homos]

I made a picture of you both, whats your favourite season?*placing cookies on coffee table*

Thor: Oh, I thank you for both the picture and the cookies. As for my favorite season, I like Summer, though I am partial to Spring as well.

Loki: I adore the Autumn, for whatever reason. The sunrises and sunsets seem all the lovelier, and of course, sweaters.