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One year of Femslash "Blood"

365 days ago we published the groundbreaking EverQuest 2-based fanwork entitled "Blood" - an investigation of how baking malicious cookies for evil church can lead to gay sex with your evil church leader.

You haven't heard of Blood? That's because EverQuest 2 is the greatest MMO that never was, forever doomed by an early WoW release date and a nonexistent marketing department (a proud tradition that is being carried on until this day). With our project simply titled "Femslash February," @eisbecherovka and I laid some amazing groundwork for hot, silly and necromantic girl-on-girl action in a fantasy universe that is almost (but not quite) entirely unlike the Forgotten Realms of D&D fame.

If you're curious about Blood, but unwilling to click a link quite yet, enjoy this preview about a baby-crazy cult preacher and her fun-crazy cult leader who also happens to be a dark elf.

“You don’t get it! My time is more than halfway up! If Innoruuk doesn’t deliver on this, how can I know He was real when He appeared to me when I was a child? How can I know I haven’t been wasting my life in the Dismal Rage?” “One, you’re not. Two, He will deliver. Innoruuk works in mysterious ways.” Opal slid down to crouch next to Xelha. “How often do you have sex?” Her face went pink. “Uh–about twenty times a week.” “Impressive! And it’s always–” “Yeah.” She paused. “You didn’t let me finish my question.” “Opal–” “Are you sure you’re doing it right?” “Opal, I’m not stupid.” “You would be surprised how many people mess this one up.” “We’re not messing it up.” “Prove it.”

Blood is a magnum opus of sorts - fleshing out a character who has zero backstory into an actual person with painful memories of acute fantasy COVID-19 who has the hots for untrustworthy elf MILFs, fertility issues and, last but not least, realizes she's bi in perhaps the worst way yet. Also there's the aforementioned drow MILF, so if you want to imagine our good friend Minthara in place of Ms Darkbriar, I cannot stop you.

If Blood has whetted your appetite, you're cordially invited to partake in 27 more femslash fictions that are sometimes silly, sometimes sexy, but always sincere.

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"That smell ... I remember Neriak ... and the temple priests scolding me for eating cookies during the service!"

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