#innernette

[e32c-af6f]

Why is James Somerton back before Supermega?

[e32c-af6f]

I also watched that video. Good lord, there should be more than this. There are too few media streams.

Anyway, I, too, want those essays. More of that. An expulsion of intense interest. I want to see that.

i just saw a tiktok video captioned "how it went when my autistic brother watched my 11 moth old" and it was like. a regular adult dude playing with a baby of crawling age. it was cute. had the caption been anything else you'd have NOT know the guy was autistic. yet everyone in the comments was being so fucking odd "oh i love how he referred to babies as people" "this makes me want to cry <3" "two pure souls in a video" ect. like you people would rather die than be normal about autistic people huh

[norma-jean-monster]

I miss when the internet actually archived information you could access freely -- you know, the whole fucking point of the internet upon its creation. now basically everything is paywalled and you have to talk to robots to get a shittily summarized regurgitated account of previously accessible information. and everything that normally would be on forums and websites and stuff is kept in discord servers you have to join to access that info, which is similarly fucking gross. if you grew up over the last decade or so and you weren't actually on the internet back when it was the way it used to be, you don't fully understand how much they've taken from you.

[sirfowlman]

[thechurchofsplatterdaysaints]

This is the most Christmas-y I've felt in years so leaning into it. Sucks that it coincides with my slowest/brokest time but that's life giving you the screws how it likes.

Huh. Innernette says "giving the screws" means to strong arm/pressure someone into doing something. I thought it was more of a generalized fisting.

Things are plucking along alright despite the crippling, suffocating, blinding weight of the imminent death of humanity. Have to bust ass and save money to get back to fucking Ohio to get POA and mom's house in order. The horror. The horror.

Time to get snuggled in for movies w/ you know who. Drinks, a few hits. Maybe a few fights and belly laughing so hard it hurts. As long as I don't end up shit-hammered, sloppy singing Dax's cover of Dead Flowers like last night. (she cute but traysh)

Have to work nights next week and catalog a coin collection with uncooperative, asshole eyes. Migraine foreseen. Don't let anyone tell you your 40s won't be piping fucking hot.

[datadegroove]

the innernette

[adultswim2021]

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job #18: “Innernette” | January 14, 2008 - 12:15AM | S02E08

Now you’re in for a treat. And, that treat is, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job. Lotta fun skits and bits and I’m gonna watch them all twice and laugh at all the parts where they are funny.

This one has a cold-as-hell opening of Jeff Goldblum advertising his new venture Jeff GoldBluMan Group. It’s literally just Jeff Goldblum being blue like those Group guys. “It’s a sizzler, please watch.” I often say that the show rarely uses pop culture references, but this very much qualifies as one of those “rare times”. This bit comes back later in the show in the form of a music video where the Jeff GoldBluMan just whistles, and then gets dollar signs in his eyes. I don’t remember finding this bit particularly funny the first time I saw it, but I sure howled this time around. It is just pure stupidity, the type I really admire. 

A very strong and memorable wraparound features Tim & Eric selling “The Internette”, which is a version of the internet that’s contained on a mini CD-Rom. It features 5 virtual friends who can chat with you, and 103 songs, and various ways you can simulate being connected to a large network even though you are not. This is maybe one of their easiest-to-grasp sketches and it’s only a touch deranged. They have a thoughtfully tacky look. I feel like as the show went on, the wraparounds would become a much more mixed bag, and more inspired ones become fewer and further between. This is a GREAT one, though. I feel like this is a good “for beginners” sketch for a would-be Tim & Eric fan. 

On Uncle Muscles we are treated to a Casey Tatum (and his brother) song for their mommy. The song and accompanying video (made up of home video footage of a younger Casey and His Brother being abused) are a very tragic depiction of one mean mamma! This bitch is a handful, and you’ll just love seeing her neglect her sons. It’s so sad that singer guy hurls. Sick! 

David Cross is BACK! I forgot this sketch exists. It’s a fake ad for Pussy Doodles, a product that lets your cat paint by mistake. I think this sketch is sorta weak; I think they knew it wasn’t the strongest idea on paper but figured David could make some gold out of it anyway. He does an okay job. I think he’s being a little self-consciously “more Tim and Ericy” in this. I do like when he wails in despair because his cat escapes it’s harness and runs away. That single joke is maybe the perfect marriage of his and Tim & Eric’s sensibilities. A reprise of the sketch features faux behind-the-scenes footage of Bob Odenkirk as the director of the commercial, yelling at him. The best part of this is when the cat in the sketch scratches David at the end, and you can hear David break character a little bit. It’s always nice when these two daddys get back to mackin’ with each other, you gotta admit, and agree.

There’s also a living with Dr. Steve Brule about living on your lonesome. Funny area for a sketch, and Brule is usually at least a little amusing. This one seems a little too tossed off and I think there’s anything truly exceptional in this one. Brule’s advice is very general, like saying about how you should meal prep and go to bed early. There’s a surprise third one that I won’t spoil! It’s about making your own puzzles. 

There’s also a fun dance party featuring some of Tim & Eric’s wack pack. We also see Casey Tatum’s mom from before. “All I want to do is dance and fuck!”. GREAT LINE. I thought maybe it was quoting Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me, but searching it in quotes pulls up so much Tim & Eric stuff. It could be in the spirit of that one scene.That one scene I thought it was quoting.

[supersonicmotorsatanic]

innernette... please add this mortal coil into one of my musical interests......

[bigfuckingcrab]

(STREAM CANCELED INNERNETTE BROKE) GOD AND THE GOVERNMENT WANT TO STOP ME FROM SHOWING YOU THE POWER OF MY WONDERFUL HERBS AND SPICES

will be back TOMORROW NIGHT for the 'SHOP

Going live in 20 minutes with WEED SHOP 3

🌿🔥CHILL WEED VIBES ONLY🔥🌿

[n-lite]

INNERNETTE

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[taxi-davis]

Vapor Bubble Gum / Word Tutorial (Official Video)

[swordkind]

i am so fucking sleepy but i very much wish that lots of fictional greek characters did not have names that sound like Other Things because i want to talk about them but i cannot :(

[charm-and-pity]

Jesus Christ.

There's no one irl I can show this to, so enjoy, Innernette.

I don't use my shower, so the spiders might as well.

[dogcunt]

Pussy

lmao...........

[bbgirlspit]

my bunny is my valentine this year- we’re gonna eat cookie dough and watch muppets from space together.